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Jakke PNG 04-02-2002 01:00 PM

Twats!
Now I can't wait to get to my island and grill some steaks!!
Gotta wait until the ice melts away, surprisingly...
...maybe my physical form gives it away, but I love good food, and I know how to cook it. I don't eat a lot, but I eat good.
If there was a way to measure how good a food is, it would be by the calories.

:)

Amputate Your Head 04-02-2002 01:00 PM

why would you hate to cook? I would LOVE to be able to cook all kinds of awesome food! I'd be cookin' stuff all the time! Portabellas, steaks, marinated chicken breasts, all kinds of different fish...... (I'm gettin' hungry again here...)

why would anyone hate to cook? Is it the dishes cleanup afterwards or the actual cooking process that you don't like?

Steve 04-02-2002 01:12 PM

clean up does suck

just watch the food network
a lot of that shit is simple

especially the stuff on the grilling shows

BV 04-02-2002 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
hey, does that all apply with a gas grill too? I don't have a charcoal kind anymore....
Yah for sure on the steaks! Just cookem fast, but for the inderect method on the other stuff you might need a gass grill with left and right burners.

Also I forgot to tell you, If you like cabbage, you can cook it on the grill too. I take a whole head and cut a core out of the center big enought to put a stick of butter in and lots of salt and pepper. Then wrap it up tight with alot of tinfoil and put directly over the coals say while your cooking the chicken. It will puff up and steam on the inside and cook along with your meat. You can slice potatoes onions peppers etc and wrap them up the same way. That way when you cook on the grill you dont have to fire up anything or mess up more shit in the kitchen, less dishes to wash too!

Amputate Your Head 04-02-2002 01:29 PM

good stuff BV..... :thumbsup
thanks.... I wanna try to cook somethin' good all by my lonesome here and surprise my girl.... she would freak out if I could actually do it... :winkwink:

Rocky 04-02-2002 01:35 PM

gopher-on-a-stick with ballpark mustard

quick, easy and tastes like chicken
:thumbsup

Gemini 04-02-2002 01:41 PM

Not being real maternal seems to equate to the hate cooking. ;-) *I* DO do the cleanup. He just does the cooking part. Since I never learned many fancy ways of cooking in Home Ec might have something to do with that.

My own Mom worked and she didn't have time to teach what she knew to us. So I grew up with the basics, beef, potaotes and veggies (always steamed to lock in their good parts) My fav meal (one of them) growing up was beef tongue but the old man won't deal with that one. lmao He says the Eastern Tribes (him being part of two of them) didn't eat the entrails and what they thought the nastier parts of the game they killed. Nor did they have that many buffalo to shoot at to begin with. lol

Just gimme a med rare steak (round steak whole works for me), a potato (baked and then mashed out with butter and some cheddar cheese) and some french style green beans with real butter and bacon bits. And I'm happy! Raw meat works when I'm really hungry and he will match me bite for bite. lmfao Oh a bit of salt enhances the raw beef. :winkwink:

jojojo 04-02-2002 02:01 PM

Go to allrecipes.com or epicurious.com and RTFM :1orglaugh

BV 04-02-2002 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
good stuff BV..... :thumbsup
thanks.... I wanna try to cook somethin' good all by my lonesome here and surprise my girl.... she would freak out if I could actually do it... :winkwink:

Well be Carefull!
She will really like it at first and do all sorts of good little favours.
But then after a few months she will expect it all the time and back to the same old crap.
Well that's what happened to mine anyways.

titmowse 04-02-2002 04:03 PM

my three top:

1) linguini in clam sauce
2) beef stir fry
3) sushi

i also got a chicken soup i make that works just like penicillin, but nobody ever want to eat it cause it has the mandatory ingredient of turnip greens. i love my greens, but i'm a cracker's daughter.

Juicy D. Links 04-02-2002 04:10 PM

The only place I cook is in the sack

pornJester 04-02-2002 04:39 PM

I can make alot of stuff, give me a fridge full of scraps and I'll make you a gourmet meal... :thumbsup

Kat - Fast 04-02-2002 04:50 PM

I never learned to cook at home, joined the forces (never needed to cook) and have spent about 4 years living in hotels eating meals or going to Indian or Chinese restaurants.
I can heat Super Noodles in a pan of water or maybe open a tin of soup...
The way I have it figured now is that I earn money so that I don't have to cook...anyways, the local Chinese do a wicked Singapore fried rice for £3.50.

Kimmykim 04-02-2002 04:53 PM

I can cook pretty well, but I don't clean worth a damn. Don't intend to either ;)

Kat - Fast 04-02-2002 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
I can cook pretty well, but I don't clean worth a damn. Don't intend to either ;)
I can clean REAL good, and iron faultlessly... do you a deal?:winkwink:


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