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Old 12-20-2005, 04:36 AM   #1
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WTF is a cordless Hammer?

My new neighbor told me yesterday he is getting a cordless hammer.

I asked him if it would still work if the batteries were low.

He said he didn't know.


It's amazing how people so stupid can afford a 750k house.
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Old 12-20-2005, 04:38 AM   #2
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a cordless hammer is a hammer without a cord

and not like most people think a cord without a hammer ...
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Old 12-20-2005, 04:40 AM   #3
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WTF????

I still know know if i am reading this shit right....

A cordless Hammer?
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Old 12-20-2005, 05:06 AM   #4
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Cordless hammer drill I would have thought.
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Old 12-20-2005, 05:38 AM   #5
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I still know know if i am reading this shit right....
Well, you're certainly not writing it right
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Old 12-20-2005, 05:40 AM   #6
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either he was trying to make a joke, or he is ONE dumb fucker, lol
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Old 12-20-2005, 05:41 AM   #7
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I wonder if my new neighbor is really Homer Simpson

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Old 12-20-2005, 05:41 AM   #8
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I wonder if my new neighbor is really Homer Simpson

lol, sounds like he might be.
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Old 12-20-2005, 05:43 AM   #9
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Hammertime!!
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Old 12-20-2005, 05:45 AM   #10
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lol, ok, i just image googled it. i know what they are now. they are drills that have a hammering action to them. they are used for drilling into mason walls and concrete...

a long long time ago when i was a wee lad, i did carpentry work and i used them all the time. i didnt know what the hell they were called though...

they make your hands go numb after awhile, lol.

i always called it a jackhammer drill. go figure.
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Old 12-20-2005, 06:00 AM   #11
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your neighbour probably has a brainless head.
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Old 12-20-2005, 06:01 AM   #12
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your neighbour probably has a brainless head.
aaaaaaaaaaah stfu fucktard noob
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Old 12-20-2005, 06:21 AM   #13
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a cordless hammer is a hammer without a cord
damn beat me to it....

cordless hammer sounds like a hammer drill - masonary drill - ramset - whatever you like to call it
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Old 12-20-2005, 06:22 AM   #14
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damn beat me to it....

cordless hammer sounds like a hammer drill - masonary drill - ramset - whatever you like to call it
yup... i never knew they called em cordless hammers, lol... go figure
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Old 12-20-2005, 06:24 AM   #15
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- ramset -
What are you saying, that he was coming on to me?
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