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  • SilentKnight
    Megan Fox's fluffer
    • Oct 2005
    • 24818

    #1

    How to make a woman happy...

    How to Make a Woman Happy

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly & nbsp;
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes


    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food
  • StickyGreen
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    • Oct 2003
    • 13076

    #2
    sounds about right...
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    • Rob
      I'm a great bowler.
      • Nov 2003
      • 13310

      #3
      45. give her compliments regularly & nbsp;
      You know it! My girl just LOVES non-breaking spaces! Grrrrrr!!!

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133986

        #4
        Is that all?..I think your missing your left nut

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        • SilentKnight
          Megan Fox's fluffer
          • Oct 2005
          • 24818

          #5
          Originally posted by Rob
          You know it! My girl just LOVES non-breaking spaces! Grrrrrr!!!
          Cool...now you know what to get'er for christmas

          A few freebies:

          & nbsp;
          & nbsp;
          & nbsp;

          (in seasonal colors, of course)

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          • PixeLs
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2005
            • 11922

            #6
            As long as you have that 12 incher just like the rest of the people here..

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            • reed_4
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2005
              • 9640

              #7
              that's a very long list man compared to one thing they need to make us happy. --great SEX!

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              • Bluewire Ross
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 2169

                #8
                She needs everything you could imagine...are you ready for that?

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                • BIGTYMER
                  Junior Achiever
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 17066

                  #9
                  How am I supposed to remember all those points?!?!

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                  • tristan_D
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 7865

                    #10
                    just like what I have always believed, women are so complicated.
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                    • vvq
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 2732

                      #11
                      lol. nice list

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                      • Stacey_JoinRightNow
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 6269

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SilentKnight


                        HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

                        1. Show up naked
                        2. Bring food
                        that's all? so simple

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                        • ready lube
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 2043

                          #13
                          Yea, that's not a long list at all...

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                          • Kevsh
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 8619

                            #14
                            It's not so bad ... "A good listener" and "attentive" are practically the same thing. That cuts the list by one.

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                            • SilentKnight
                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24818

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Kevsh
                              It's not so bad ... "A good listener" and "attentive" are practically the same thing. That cuts the list by one.

                              Hmm...you might have a point there - but I wasn't listening

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                              • rip raster
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 2851

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SilentKnight

                                HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

                                1. Show up naked
                                2. Bring food
                                and beer

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                                • Violetta
                                  Affiliate
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 28735

                                  #17
                                  haha... I have to send that to my gf!
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                                  • Jennyfer
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 1708

                                    #18
                                    Haha, thank God i'm a woman so i don't have to worry about all that. I have to agree some girls are really complicated.
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                                    • Tricksy
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 2601

                                      #19
                                      Oh yeah! It sounds about right...Gotta send it to my b/f to remeber ;-)


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                                      • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                        WW4L
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 10581

                                        #20
                                        sounds like some serious head cases you are dating if it takes all that to make her happy.

                                        my list:
                                        1. good job to support your own ass..I support mine just fine
                                        2. hard cock
                                        3. friend
                                        4. maid (includes cooking, cleaning, and dishes.
                                        5. quietness..a good man that knows when to just shut the fuck up is gold

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