Weird Shit

[sicone]

Someone with too much time on their hands sat down and rearranged the letters in these words, check out the shit he/she came up with.

DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

[Donny]

President Clinton. Like that one.

[Naughty Pyne]

Way too much time!

[Loryn]

That is pretty funny!

[SmokeyTheBear]

haha i like woman hitler

[Violetta]

haha... some of those are really good!

[The Sultan Of Smut]

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

This is the best one!

[tristan_D]

Celebrities

Tim Taylor (Home Improvement)=Mortality
Martha stewart = rawest math rat
Rossanne Arnold - rare london ass
Adam Sandler - Dream Sandal
River Phoenix - Hip Iron Vexer (as seen in the movie Sneakers)
Jennifer Aniston - fine in torn jeans
Joel Madden (of Good Charlotte) - JADED LEMON and JADED MELON
Charles Bronson - "Has nobler scorn" (he kills at least 1 person in each of his movies)
Charleton Heston - "Heathen Controls"
Pauly Shore - Your she-pal
Dennis Rodman: Odd in manners
Dennis Rodman = Demon Innard
Adam Sandler: Darn Sad Male
John Mayer - Enjoy harm
Michael Jordan - major held icon
Drew Carey = Carry Weed
Dennis Rodman= random Dennis
Paris Hilton hahaha8211; Hairpin Slot
Charles Manson- Harmless Canon
Princess Diana = end is a car spin
Nicole Kidman: nicknamed oil
Elizabeth the First - zebra teeth are filth
T.S. Eliot - toilets
Bill Gates: gets a bill
Alec Guinness: genuine clasS
Mel Gibson: Bong Smile
Mel Gibson: Big Melons
Clint Eastwood: Old West Action
Tom Cruise: So I'm Cuter
David Letterman: Nerd Amid Late TV
Howard Stern: Retard Shown
Tyra Banks: Yanks brat
President Clinton of the USA: To Copulate he finds interns
Cindy Crawford: Fry candid crow
Judge Lance Ito: No get Juide, Lad

[tranza]

funny lol

[PixeLs]

Amazing..