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uno · 12-19-2005, 04:16 AM

If anyone here has a good understanding and has read The Iliad, Gilgamesh, Oedipus, Alcestis, and Bachae please hit me up ASAP as I need a lot of papers written in a very short time. I know there are some scholars here with a history in philosopny and mythology, so any help will be appreciated. We were also given topics which we could write on which i'll put in further posts in this thread.

sonofsam · 12-19-2005, 04:23 AM

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uno · 12-19-2005, 04:35 AM

Essay 1:
in The Daily Life of Greek Gods Guilia Sissa and Marcel Detienne note that in the Iliad "we come across gods who are prey to rancor (menis) or fury (menos), Olympians who are angry (choomenoi), blessed beings who are indignant (ochthein) and irritated (nemissao). Nor can these emotions be explained away as incidental manifestations of character. On the contrary, those emotions constitute dynamic factors in the narrative. If you reconstruct the day to day life of the Olympians, you cannot avoid the evidence that Zeus's strategic designs, which are supposed to determine and provoke events, are in truth simply secondary effects, themselves the results of a more immediate and less considered impulse: the god's immense irritation at Agamemnon. His divine rage is itself the culmination of a whole chain of passionate reaction, for Agamemnon has provoked the resentful fury of Achilles, who appealed to the pity of Thetis, who in her turn managed to arouse the anger of Zeus (40-41). Use your reading of the Theogony and Works and Days to discuss how the rage of the gods in Hesiod and Book 1 of the Iliad can be used to explain the Greek view of what organizes the cosmos.

uno · 12-19-2005, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

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At this point I'm willing to try anything to get it done in time.

uno · 12-19-2005, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by uno

Essay 1:
in The Daily Life of Greek Gods Guilia Sissa and Marcel Detienne note that in the Iliad "we come across gods who are prey to rancor (menis) or fury (menos), Olympians who are angry (choomenoi), blessed beings who are indignant (ochthein) and irritated (nemissao). Nor can these emotions be explained away as incidental manifestations of character. On the contrary, those emotions constitute dynamic factors in the narrative. If you reconstruct the day to day life of the Olympians, you cannot avoid the evidence that Zeus's strategic designs, which are supposed to determine and provoke events, are in truth simply secondary effects, themselves the results of a more immediate and less considered impulse: the god's immense irritation at Agamemnon. His divine rage is itself the culmination of a whole chain of passionate reaction, for Agamemnon has provoked the resentful fury of Achilles, who appealed to the pity of Thetis, who in her turn managed to arouse the anger of Zeus (40-41). Use your reading of the Theogony and Works and Days to discuss how the rage of the gods in Hesiod and Book 1 of the Iliad can be used to explain the Greek view of what organizes the cosmos.

Not bad for an essay topic eh? I know some people in here could help with their eyes closed and hands tied behind their backs. THAT IS JUST THE TOPIC! Any modicum of help or hint of a suggesiont besides

would go an awfully long way.

aico · 12-19-2005, 04:45 AM

I beat God of War on PS2, does that count?

sonofsam · 12-19-2005, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

I beat God of War on PS2, does that count?

uno · 12-19-2005, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

I beat God of War on PS2, does that count?

Not particularly.

BOSS1 · 12-19-2005, 05:01 AM

u shud find somebody from your class and pay them .... college students usually broke ~150 bucks and ur set

studiocritic · 12-19-2005, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by aico

I beat God of War on PS2, does that count?

r o f l

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HorseShit · 12-19-2005, 06:06 AM

I slept at a Holiday Inn last night

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MattO · 12-19-2005, 06:29 AM

Just watch some episodes of Hercules. Fuck.

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spacedog · 12-19-2005, 06:37 AM

I studied greek & roman classics when I was at university.

That oedipus dude was a motherfucker

pradaboy · 12-19-2005, 06:59 AM

I doubt you'll find any help here on an academic level

sfera · 12-19-2005, 07:02 AM

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JoeMeca · 12-19-2005, 07:06 AM

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sh33p · 12-19-2005, 08:26 AM

I was a science major at university. Fuck that Greek shit. My dad did a Phd in Greek mythology or something.

SilentKnight · 12-19-2005, 08:28 AM

I'd like to help ya'...but I'm not mythical, just legendary.

sickkittens · 12-19-2005, 08:41 AM

Do your own worker, slacker.

BVF · 12-19-2005, 08:42 AM

I read the Iliad but it's WAY too complicated to summarize on here..You gotta do your research bruh.

Rob · 12-19-2005, 08:46 AM

I am going to teach you how Bill Gates helped me through college.

1. Go to different websites with information on the subject you want to write a paper about. In your case, Mythology.

2. Copy all of the text from the sites into a Microsoft Word document. Don't worry about order or sorting it. Just paste what you find.

3. When you have a shit load of info, do an auto summarize on the entire document. It will ask you which format you want it and how many words. You can tweak it out to output damn near a perfect paper.

4. Proof read it to make sure it's not redundant and clean it up a bit. You just saved 8 hours from having to research and type out the paper.

Good luck and if worse comes to worse, you can buy a paper online. There are tons of sites that offer them.

Screaming · 12-19-2005, 09:38 AM

You are fucked.

uno · 12-19-2005, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

I am going to teach you how Bill Gates helped me through college.

1. Go to different websites with information on the subject you want to write a paper about. In your case, Mythology.

2. Copy all of the text from the sites into a Microsoft Word document. Don't worry about order or sorting it. Just paste what you find.

3. When you have a shit load of info, do an auto summarize on the entire document. It will ask you which format you want it and how many words. You can tweak it out to output damn near a perfect paper.

4. Proof read it to make sure it's not redundant and clean it up a bit. You just saved 8 hours from having to research and type out the paper.

Good luck and if worse comes to worse, you can buy a paper online. There are tons of sites that offer them.

That is some pretty damn ok advice. As to the haters, I offer my apologies assuming there was anyone with any sort of classical or literary education. I read the book, the papers are only 4 pages each and I can write them no problem... by 3:15 I doubt it, but its doable. I was just looking for suggestions no longer than a sentence or paragraph as a guide, not for someone to do my work for me.

uno · 12-19-2005, 11:06 AM

OK paper 1 done.

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uno RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NYC Area Posts: 18,450	Essay 1: in The Daily Life of Greek Gods Guilia Sissa and Marcel Detienne note that in the Iliad "we come across gods who are prey to rancor (menis) or fury (menos), Olympians who are angry (choomenoi), blessed beings who are indignant (ochthein) and irritated (nemissao). Nor can these emotions be explained away as incidental manifestations of character. On the contrary, those emotions constitute dynamic factors in the narrative. If you reconstruct the day to day life of the Olympians, you cannot avoid the evidence that Zeus's strategic designs, which are supposed to determine and provoke events, are in truth simply secondary effects, themselves the results of a more immediate and less considered impulse: the god's immense irritation at Agamemnon. His divine rage is itself the culmination of a whole chain of passionate reaction, for Agamemnon has provoked the resentful fury of Achilles, who appealed to the pity of Thetis, who in her turn managed to arouse the anger of Zeus (40-41). Use your reading of the Theogony and Works and Days to discuss how the rage of the gods in Hesiod and Book 1 of the Iliad can be used to explain the Greek view of what organizes the cosmos. __________________ -uno icq: 111-914 CrazyBabe.com - porn art MojoHost - For all your hosting needs, present and future. Tell them I sent ya!

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