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Old 12-19-2005, 02:49 AM   #1
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Looking for someone to translate this: http://www.chilinet.dk/default.asp?id=436&nid=2656

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Old 12-19-2005, 02:58 AM   #2
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It's a funny read. Good luck in finding someone to translate all of that for you
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Old 12-19-2005, 03:36 AM   #3
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Yep cool article for sure and definitely a thumbs up for your Pro Solution Pills

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Old 12-19-2005, 04:03 AM   #4
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:04 AM   #5
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Part 1

Victory and penispillen

For months and months have i been exposed to a massive bombardement to my indbakke from americans manufacturers from penispiller. They've screamed me into the brain, that it is exceedingly necessitated that could flække a inch-thick board known just that drop lemmet down at that. Therefore thinking i: Fuck you,i doing that sgu. That sole, there can be be effected, is well, that i no can be apply mine trousers.

After countless classes search key, read through and glance at others men giant medistre at net are falling my choice at that americans mark Prosolution Pick. Together with the pills gets i a membership to Painful-health.com; a hjemmeside, there displays some experiences, i can be get to boost the pills action. At the paper is there too a ?size calculator?, there displays, where extensive my pik can be.

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Ante i goes going, contains my male bust to loose condition9,1 centimeter in length and 9,5 round. TO rigid condition is the longitude 13,4 and the circumference 11,1. According to størrelsesberegneren at Painful-health can be i grow a little more than a centimeter in length ? no especially impressive taken considering that, that the pills has spend me 138 dollars inclusive freight by Atlanten. However after after a part cheaper than to be operated.



The pills is half red, half white and featuring anything, sindssygepatienter gets surrender to americans movie. That doing me no less deter that open kapslen. The pills is stuffing by a brown powder, there smell from bilious underbukser and kanel. I begins sgu to be awhile edgy. That works no longer all okay that æde picking, there no is validated from they accurate authorities. What actually, of which that only is a collection hustlere, there has stuffing kanel to the pills and earn tykt at that? What actually, of which there's bivirkninger, there fucker my trunk up? A kig at the ingredient doing me after anything better quietly. Greater part from the ingredient is such some ?hokus-pokus- horny-præperater from the third universe.

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first effects from the pills is, that i gets headache. Not a soul fierce, obscure headache, however such a latent headache, there all along straight marks, that it is there. Except the headache am i megaliderlig. That pine am i naturally forever horny ? however that here adjoins that absurd; 30 percentage from the day channels i round by a obscure hard worker, whatever proves a bit it is a strain in length.

And so to the experiences. Én things is that eat picking three times a day, something quite different and better absurd is that sit and pull themselves to lemmet ahead one computer ? however that said so done.

Ultimate shall i hot painful and testicle up, so blodgennemstrømningen proves worse luck, and i gets better forth from herself the experiences. I handles a little towel, doing that vådt by hot water and boxes calorie in that a sheik, there cross ørkenen. That shall i repeat to a couple of minutes, to i am ?varmet op?.

The next training are accessed ?The Long Shlong? and shall that name intimate improve my piks longitude. I draws forhuden back by no that harm the amid the procedure and drags thereafter to børgen, to that stretching. I keeps stretch to ten to twelve seconds. Behindhand drags i the left and right.

By a bit evil to lemmet continues i to the next training, that shall improve tykkelsen. The training goes forth at, that i shall push so highly blood forth to pikhovedet that possible. I putting me in ahead the computer, so i can be read through me to, how i shall get the training. ?Stroke yourself two a likeness erection? stands there top, and except that reflect forth by that begins i naturally at that, to that goes up by me, when i've got halvgren at, that i cleanly actuals sits and onanerer to portraits from another crew heavy, bolster pik. After three district opkastfornemmelser and nasty by myself gets i exported the training except that glance better at the computer.

The last training, there proves registered, is that practise THE PC'S- the muscle, consequently the muscle decent keeps again by, of which decent shall brake by that wee, the decent string, catching decent upcoming, and so forth. That started i at at once and has actuals done that ever since ? actually better from trick than from ?pligt?.

first measurement: Two weeks

After 11 days by penishivning, obscure brain and lem is it age to the first measurement. I can be brief trust mine own øjne, when i peeks down at the ruler: At only 11 days is my pik grow 1,2 centimeter in length. It is no stunning, however it is the longitude, i was been promised after two month's.

Too to the circumference is it been bigger, and i can be evident mark variation at, how the ?opfører? themselves. I've never had problems by that be too early, however by a lot of sack, inclusive myself, is there variation at that orchard hard worker at and orchard HARD WORKER at. Actually upcoming i large noted all up that insignificant, every time pikken heiler.

By blood at the tooth begins i that get the experiences better intense, that ?træningsprogrammet? at Painful-health commend. My trunk has too vænnet themselves to the pills. The headache and the chronic horny is away, however the sympathetic effects, the pills has at, how my painful works, continues by to be worse luck. The bulk is however been a hangup by my dearest, there from the nature paper is highly ?lille? and properly speaking were highly pleased by mine primarily destination. Alas can vi to snit give up sex every third walk, when that absolutely doing by evil at her.

I begins too explicitly that could look the difference to both loose and erigeret condition, and i can be hardly await, to i shall gauge the next walk. I am begun that get worse luck orgasmer ? that sounds absurd, however catching i upcoming, is it better, voldsommere and highly, highly worse luck. To cite Prosolutions hjemmeside: Vores child vil be of use yourself by that boost your sædudladning by up to three times! The vil no longer drip calm forth and do yourself abash. The vil float except your dearest! Strength to your erektion vil øges, so sædcellerne vil inject forth, catching you gets orgasme. I known no, about anyone girls seem, it is a peculiar good things, however anyways, it is the situation actually ? both regarding number and skudkraft.
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:05 AM   #6
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Part Two

duck measurement: Five weeks

- Groups throw the weight about, whereis the been extensive!

The outburst upcoming from my dearest, when vi implied and mess awhile round. And that can be i properly speaking only give her correct to. That can therefore være age to that gauge calorie another walk.

I known good, it is grow since the last time, however yet sometime is øjnene known that roll forth from the brain at me, when i contains: After five weeks contains dillerfrans actually16,2 centimeter in length and 13,2 round to rigid condition. That works all uvirkeligt by so extensive a alteration at so card age. I am as early as FAR by Prosolutions size charter, there said, i ville terminate at round14,5 centimeter after two month's. What værre is, that i settled has four weeks at the pills yet. The paper i started by five weeks the paper, is my pik grow 2,8 centimeter in length and2,2 centimeter round. I seem properly speaking, that it is known that være very likely.



last pick swallow: The definite measurement

So is it final quit by penispillerne, however the take it or leave it part from the try is yet no get over. The editorial office has booket me a age by a surgeon, there is called Jerk W. fetch He shall go over, that i cleanly actuals has it bulk, i says. Jerk is fortunately affable and relaxed round, what there shall affect, and has a bit charity by me, when he nor themselves ville welsh themselves about that stand by one bolster pik advance at a alien crew bureau.

- It is no because, it is my hobby, that here, grin Jerk, while he contains. However he seem, idéen is fun, and is nor especially sceptical, when i telling him, how much, there's happened at they two month's. For the most part no when i telling that is his look-out the pills the ingredient. He telling me, that that body, there is called L-arginin proves transformed to a body to the trunk, that is it equal virkemiddel, there works to Viagra. It has a blodkarsudvidende effects, and that can be result in bigger blodgennemstrømning and do, that blodkarrene to painful can be be more fond of blood. Læs: Bigger pik.

Nevertheless displays the definite measurement at the surgeon tape measure17,7 centimeter in length and 13,9 round, and i gets highly-gifted law that subtract the trousers at again, a painful experience exuberant.

From that være extreme sceptical round whole the affair by, that decent can be magnify one painful, am i actually been 100 percentage persuaded.

Known that get a pick and pull me awhile to the sausage to two month's is my lem consequently been4,3 centimeter longish and2,8 centimeter bigger to the circumference. Try that ta' a ruler and kig at the. Four centimeter is sgu a bargain bit.

That heavy question is so, what there occurs actually. Begins the that shrink? Proves the quality and are falling from? Two weeks later i swallow the last pick, collation i again, and it has settled equal bulk ? both to erigeret and loose condition. The utterly greatly variation to relationships to sometime is, that blodårerne depresses extreme explicitly forth, however when that enøjede jordegern to confound no is guds good-looking creature, could the indeed være light green, of which that should være.

The boy friend is fortunately known that turn themselves to the bulk actually, however because vi running has dyrket sex, known she no precisely, about the ?nye version is so highly worse luck.
Else is there well is that all back than that receive, that i actually is gone from that være a little under the section to that være whole well-hung. It has never been a hangup ? however somehow is it after fedt.

such contains you your pik

Destination to rigid condition, just before you upcoming. Use a ruler to the longitude and a stofmålebånd round that biggest spot to the circumference. Use equal procedure to that gauge painful to loose condition.

longitude/ fat by they two month's.

Day 1:

Loose condition: 9.1 centimeter to longitude, 9,5 round

Rigid condition: 13,4 centimeter to longitude, 11,1 round

Day 11:

Loose condition: 9,5 centimeter to longitude, 10,3 round

Rigid condition: 14,6 centimeter to longitude, 12,8 round

5 weeks:

Loose condition: 11 centimeter to longitude, 10,5 round

Rigid condition: 16,2 centimeter to longitude, 13,2 round

7 weeks:

Loose condition: 11,1 centimeter to longitude, 10,5 round

Rigid condition: 17,4 centimeter to longitude, 13,5 round

Finance test:

Loose condition: 11,2 centimeter to longitude, 10,6 round

Rigid condition: 17,7 centimeter to longitude, 13,9 round





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Old 12-19-2005, 04:08 AM   #7
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wow that does not make any sence... did you run it through translating software?
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Old 12-19-2005, 04:26 AM   #8
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wow that does not make any sence... did you run it through translating software?
Yea, its worthless based on your needs, however it gives the jist of the content. I just did it for fun - slacking from work...
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Old 12-19-2005, 06:04 AM   #9
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Thanks much appricated.. if you want to translate it for marketing purposes... im sure we can throw some $ your way
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