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  • 2HousePlague
    CURATOR
    • Jul 2004
    • 14572

    #1

    As promised, THE BRIDGE - Merry XMAS - :)


    A year ago, I compared this Industry to an Island. Though the traffic to our port was vigorous, it concerned me that we were separate. During 2005, all of us fought our asses off to stay as connected and as integral to happy, healthy human sexuality as we all know porn to be.

    When I started profitLAB in April, I made it my mission to seek out business opportunities that would also succeed in lessening our distance from the mainland. I had mixed results. I discovered that people were more reluctant to let go of arbitrary lines than I would have expected. One intelligence, to call it that, which I discovered had no such biases or prejudices was the Google Spider. I never considered myself an SEO - I still don't. But, I conducted some experiments with blogs that seem to have achieved what I hoped -- create a sustainable bridge of traffic between Adult and the Mainstream. Here, for the benefit of the industry, is a formula all of you can use. I hope you will...more




    2hp
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  • pornguy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Mar 2003
    • 62912

    #2
    I wish that I had time to read all of it, But I am swamped. Do you have a cliff notes version somewhere?
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    • 2HousePlague
      CURATOR
      • Jul 2004
      • 14572

      #3
      Originally posted by pornguy
      I wish that I had time to read all of it, But I am swamped. Do you have a cliff notes version somewhere?
      No. Find the time. It's important.



      2hp
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      • SleazyDream
        I'm here for SPORT
        • Jul 2001
        • 41470

        #4
        why do some stupid people seem to think there is a division between adult and everything else?

        an us against them mentality

        i have done business within adult with drug companies, cigerette companies, search engines, travel agencies, credit card companies, banks, shipping, furnature, and many others .............

        i don't see any division?


        i think this is all in someone's mind and nothing else.
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        Now read without the word dog.

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        • pornguy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2003
          • 62912

          #5
          I know I know. I have ordered more house for my day, but no one deliveres them. I think they are being stolen by the fedex guy.
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          • 2HousePlague
            CURATOR
            • Jul 2004
            • 14572

            #6
            Originally posted by SleazyDream
            why do some stupid people seem to think there is a division between adult and everything else?

            an us against them mentality

            i have done business within adult with drug companies, cigerette companies, search engines, travel agencies, credit card companies, banks, shipping, furnature, and many others .............


            i don't see any division?


            i think this is all in someone's mind and nothing else.
            I do. DIVISION.


            2hp
            tada!

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            • KrisW
              For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
              • Dec 2005
              • 201

              #7
              Originally posted by SleazyDream

              i think this is all in someone's mind and nothing else.
              Agree.
              He is just trying to create a sickness, he can sell the cure to

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              • Rhesus
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2004
                • 2009

                #8
                You shouldn't talk so much.

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                • 2HousePlague
                  CURATOR
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 14572

                  #9
                  I have been rather restrained, having made no specific endictments. It needn't be so. This is but a generous gesture at a generous time of year. Let us all observe who is threatened and wonder why --



                  2hp
                  tada!

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                  • Rhesus
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 2009

                    #10
                    This is incredible. You sound like a prime example of someone who covers his lack of knowledge, insight and skills with a blanket of sales and marketing talk. I'm sorry to say, but you sound like a nitwit.

                    The things you describe in your blog are so basic that a 4 year old could come up with them. You have nothing to do with innovation.

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                    • 2HousePlague
                      CURATOR
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 14572

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Rhesus
                      This is incredible. You sound like a prime example of someone who covers his lack of knowledge, insight and skills with a blanket of sales and marketing talk. I'm sorry to say, but you sound like a nitwit.

                      The things you describe in your blog are so basic that a 4 year old could come up with them. You have nothing to do with innovation.

                      -- and merry christmas to you, too, sir.


                      2hp
                      tada!

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                      • MandyBlake
                        The one and only!
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 17761

                        #12
                        i like the pic!
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                        • KrisW
                          For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 201

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Rhesus
                          This is incredible. You sound like a prime example of someone who covers his lack of knowledge, insight and skills with a blanket of sales and marketing talk. I'm sorry to say, but you sound like a nitwit.

                          The things you describe in your blog are so basic that a 4 year old could come up with them. You have nothing to do with innovation.
                          I could not have put it better myself

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                          • Halcyon
                            Spread The Pink!
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 8609

                            #14
                            Thanks 2HP! I look forward to the read.
                            HAL on TEDx:

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                            • 2HousePlague
                              CURATOR
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 14572

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Halcyon
                              Thanks 2HP! I look forward to the read.
                              Nothing special. Just some 4-year old level basics that were plainly evident to all. Merry Christmas, brother -- bring some pink ale with you to Vegas --


                              2hp
                              tada!

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                              • Basic_man
                                Programming King Pin
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 27360

                                #16
                                I love your way of thinking. And nice pic too
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                                • SilentKnight
                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24818

                                  #17
                                  Reads like something I'd expect from an 'ologist' ... someone who learned a few marketing theories and 'strategic' hypotheticals in college.

                                  Seems rather ironic to be attempting to sell these theories to the same people who basically wrote the book on internet marketing and sales. Classic case of preaching to the choir.

                                  Nothing new here. Move along folks.

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                                  • 2HousePlague
                                    CURATOR
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 14572

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Basic_man
                                    I love your way of thinking. And nice pic too

                                    Thanks, man -

                                    I gave WiredGuy a peek at this in LA. I'm not tryin' to be "the man" or any such bullshit as that. I really just want to help. I don't see how anybody who is interested in advancing the interests of the industry could be upset. If the trolls are right, and there's nothing here -- then those who would rather things NOT change have nothing to worry about. Right? I am happy to humbly answer any questions you may have about Spectrumming.





                                    And SilentKnight, ain't nothin' "for sale" here bro -- shit's FREE -- why don't you move the fuck along --


                                    2hp
                                    tada!

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                                    • SilentKnight
                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 24818

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                                      And SilentKnight, ain't nothin' "for sale" here bro -- shit's FREE -- why don't you move the fuck along --
                                      2hp
                                      Free - I stand corrected.

                                      Good thing its free, too.

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                                      • 2HousePlague
                                        CURATOR
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 14572

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                        Free - I stand corrected.

                                        Good thing its free, too.

                                        Wouldn't a simple "sig placement" have sufficed in the first place --


                                        2hp
                                        tada!

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                                        • Doctor Dre
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 51692

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                          why do some stupid people seem to think there is a division between adult and everything else?

                                          an us against them mentality

                                          i have done business within adult with drug companies, cigerette companies, search engines, travel agencies, credit card companies, banks, shipping, furnature, and many others .............

                                          i don't see any division?


                                          i think this is all in someone's mind and nothing else.
                                          Lots of mainstream guys don't wanna know too much about adult ... but lots of them do too, they see the $ opportunity
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                                          • spacedog
                                            Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                            • Nov 2001
                                            • 14149

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                                            I do. DIVISION.


                                            2hp

                                            Google never has ever gotten their shit right.
                                            http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q...NH&srch_type=0

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                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                              Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 38323

                                              #23
                                              Thanks for the info 2HP...

                                              Three Quotes:

                                              "In order to follow the path of knowledge, one has to be very imaginative. On the path of knowledge, nothing is as clear as we'd like it to be".

                                              "One of the key reasons that things are not clear on the path of knowledge is that we are relying too much upon reason. We think everything must add up in some Newtonian understanding of the universe. But, we now know things that Newton never knew and one of the things we know is that we cannot ever really know everything. Life is far more mysterious and our lives are governed by forces beyond even our imagination".

                                              "To be angry at people means that one considers their acts to be important. It is imperative to cease to feel that way. The acts of men cannot be important enough to offset our only viable alternative: our unchangeable encounter with infinity".

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                                              • 2HousePlague
                                                CURATOR
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 14572

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by spacedog
                                                Google never has ever gotten their shit right.
                                                http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q...NH&srch_type=0

                                                I'm clicking my heels together too!




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                                                2hp
                                                tada!

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                                                • 2HousePlague
                                                  CURATOR
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 14572

                                                  #25



                                                  2hp
                                                  tada!

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                                                  • 2HousePlague
                                                    CURATOR
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 14572

                                                    #26
                                                    Enjoy a chill tune...



                                                    2hp
                                                    tada!

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                                                    • Tala
                                                      Fucked if I know
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 23368

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by 2HousePlague



                                                      2hp
                                                      THAT'S a nice picture.

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                                                      • Just_Dave
                                                        Its almost time
                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 13009

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by 2HousePlague



                                                        2hp
                                                        thats a sick pic

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                                                        • 2HousePlague
                                                          CURATOR
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 14572

                                                          #29
                                                          CLICK IF YOU LOVE ST. NICK!




                                                          2hp
                                                          tada!

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                                                          • OzMan
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                            • 9162

                                                            #30
                                                            I prefer the fountain pics of the nubile girls attempting to suppress/encourage the faux ejaculate but I will give the bridge stuff a read.

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                                                            • 2HousePlague
                                                              CURATOR
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 14572

                                                              #31
                                                              My wife and I are still without arrangements for Las Vegas. I waited till the last minute, like an idiot, and now they're all booked up. I've been inexcusably distracted by these Spider-related things.

                                                              I'll spend 3 hours on the subject of TrustRank with whomever puts us up --

                                                              And I don't mean pay, just the reservation would be very nice.


                                                              2hp
                                                              tada!

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                                                              • 2HousePlague
                                                                CURATOR
                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                • 14572

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by 2HousePlague
                                                                My wife and I are still without arrangements for Las Vegas. I waited till the last minute, like an idiot, and now they're all booked up. I've been inexcusably distracted by these Spider-related things.

                                                                I'll spend 3 hours on the subject of TrustRank with whomever puts us up --

                                                                And I don't mean pay, just the reservation would be very nice.


                                                                2hp
                                                                I really do need a room if anybody can help me out --




                                                                2hp
                                                                tada!

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                                                                • 2HousePlague
                                                                  CURATOR
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 14572

                                                                  #33
                                                                  NOW THIS HERE IMAGE SEARCH SHIT
                                                                  is a whole other ball of wax.

                                                                  That one cracks me up --


                                                                  2hp
                                                                  tada!

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                                                                  • 2HousePlague
                                                                    CURATOR
                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 14572

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Well, I'm going to bump this thread pretty much continuously, each time not just bumping but adding something to the initial objective of the thread. Y'all can silently read or somebody, anybody (all are welcome) could engage me in conversation. Believe it or not, it's really kinda boring when you kill all your own threads for always applying the period.


                                                                    2hp
                                                                    tada!

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                                                                    • gentmaster
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                      • 432

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                      Reads like something I'd expect from an 'ologist' ... someone who learned a few marketing theories and 'strategic' hypotheticals in college.

                                                                      Seems rather ironic to be attempting to sell these theories to the same people who basically wrote the book on internet marketing and sales. Classic case of preaching to the choir.

                                                                      Nothing new here. Move along folks.
                                                                      I thought his analysis touched upon a few things things that proved insighful.

                                                                      Regarding "hypotheticals", please remind yourself never to apply for an MBA graduate course where they study things like scientific approaches to business management, time and motion studies, organizational behaviour, etc. etc.

                                                                      You really can't be this stupid? Is anybody?

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                                                                      • gentmaster
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                                        • 432

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                        why do some stupid people seem to think there is a division between adult and everything else?

                                                                        an us against them mentality

                                                                        i have done business within adult with drug companies, cigerette companies, search engines, travel agencies, credit card companies, banks, shipping, furnature, and many others .............

                                                                        i don't see any division?


                                                                        i think this is all in someone's mind and nothing else.
                                                                        Let me guess, this work you where doing was strictly sales person stuff right?

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                                                                        • Vitasoy
                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                          • 58202

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by 2HousePlague



                                                                          2hp
                                                                          Simply beautiful... I love it!


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                                                                          • Marshal
                                                                            Biz Dev and SEO
                                                                            • Jun 2005
                                                                            • 15219

                                                                            #38
                                                                            merry christmas! that all!
                                                                            ---
                                                                            Busy ranking websites on Google...

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                                                                            • 2HousePlague
                                                                              CURATOR
                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 14572

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by nettrust
                                                                              merry christmas! that all!
                                                                              Nah, I got some more stuff coming out. But, I forget, have you been naughty or nice -- -- ?


                                                                              2hp
                                                                              tada!

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                                                                              • 2HousePlague
                                                                                CURATOR
                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                • 14572

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Those interested in how the Image Search work ties into the site PR and (much more important) the influence on traffic flow, should take a look here, here and here.


                                                                                2hp
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                                                                                • 2HousePlague
                                                                                  CURATOR
                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                  • 14572

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  wordpress issue

                                                                                  WORDPRESS TIP

                                                                                  There are some shitty plug-ins floating around out there right now, and they're breaking blogs. Typical are error strings like this:

                                                                                  ?Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by??

                                                                                  and

                                                                                  "Only variables can be passed by reference in..."

                                                                                  To make matters worse, some other people are trying to get you to install a whole nother (certainly questionable) plug-in as a fix. There is absolutely NO NEED. So, I wouldn't. The fix is very simple and takes just 2 minutes:
                                                                                  This is a weird one. Today, I added about 40 categories to one of my blogs (http://www.dehumanizer.com/wayofthemind/), which only had 2 of them before, and went through all the posts, changing their categories from "General" to the correct ones.

                                                                                  Afterwards, when going to a category page (like /wayofthemind/category/xxx, assuming xxx is a category), I got this in my error logs:

                                                                                  [Tue Aug 23 17:43:40 2005] [error] PHP Fatal error: Only variables can be passed by reference in /var/www/htdocs/wayofthemind/wp-includes/classes.php on line 629

                                                                                  I looked at that file, and after a few tests, found out that changing line 629 from:

                                                                                  $category = &get_category($this->get('cat'));

                                                                                  to something like:

                                                                                  $crom = $this->get('cat');
                                                                                  $category = &get_category($crom);

                                                                                  makes the error disappear, and the page is correctly displayed.

                                                                                  When googling for info about this problem, I found about 50 other WordPress blogs displaying the same error: google for
                                                                                  "Only variables can be passed by reference in" "classes.php on line 629"

                                                                                  (that's a single query), so I'm not the only one, at least..

                                                                                  Source: wordpress.org


                                                                                  2hp
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                                                                                  • 2HousePlague
                                                                                    CURATOR
                                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                                    • 14572

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by OzMan
                                                                                    I prefer the fountain pics of the nubile girls attempting to suppress/encourage the faux ejaculate but I will give the bridge stuff a read.
                                                                                    I missed this razor-sharp interpretation before, old boy -- apologies, I should have bourne you aloft sooner than now -- -- how are you? Vegas -- ? -- lol

                                                                                    2hp
                                                                                    tada!

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                                                                                    • pornguy
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 62912

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      2HP. Hit me up on Monday to talk about some mainstream aff programs.
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                                                                                      • Theo The Theologian
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                                                        • 1099

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Praise you Brother Domicile of Dual Virus. I don't see how any knowledge passed on for free is deemed bad. Keep up these posts Jack, they are extremely useful. I shall slaughter a goat in your honor.


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                                                                                        • xray
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                                          • 55

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Seasons Greetings of Verranzo Narrows Bridge at NYC Holiday Time to you as well FDNY

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                                                                                          • xray
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Dec 2005
                                                                                            • 55

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            if still interested le dudley banks inquiry caffe
                                                                                            messsage me for for arrangement cash payment
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                                                                                            • BradM
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                              • 3397

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Jesus christ dude you need a hobby.

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                                                                                              • 2HousePlague
                                                                                                CURATOR
                                                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                                                • 14572

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by BradM
                                                                                                Jesus christ dude you need a hobby.
                                                                                                lol -- tell me about it. what works for you?


                                                                                                2hp
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                                                                                                • emthree
                                                                                                  Dialer Kingpin
                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                  • 10816

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  oooooooooooooooooookayyyyyyyyyyy

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                                                                                                  • Rhesus
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                                    • 2009

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    May I also add that your site is so poorly designed that it took me about 10 minutes to find the actual 'content'?

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