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  • Alphonso
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2005
    • 544

    #1

    my penis is sleeping

    what do i need to do to make it wake up ? helppppppppppppppp me
    MEOWWWWW
  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #2
    well you're off to a flying start here on GFY ain't ya?
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    • Fred Quimby
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 5430

      #3
      A Turkey Fryer should wake it up.

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      • SMG
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2003
        • 1798

        #4
        Originally posted by Alphonso
        what do i need to do to make it wake up ? helppppppppppppppp me
        1) attach jumper cables to your car battery
        2) attach one cable end to your ballsack
        3) attach other end to end of your dong

        It should be awake within a few seconds.
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        • loverboy
          When it rains, it pours
          • May 2003
          • 20609

          #5


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          • escoman
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2004
            • 597

            #6
            maybe a fleshlight?
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            • gangbangjoe
              Ronin
              • May 2004
              • 17693

              #7






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              • Manowar
                jellyfish  
                • Dec 2003
                • 71528

                #8
                Originally posted by gangbangjoe





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                • Kinky John
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 655

                  #9
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                  • flirty
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 2840

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SMG
                    1) attach jumper cables to your car battery
                    2) attach one cable end to your ballsack
                    3) attach other end to end of your dong

                    It should be awake within a few seconds.
                    that must really wake him up

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                    • Violetta
                      Affiliate
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 28735

                      #11
                      Dip it first in boiling water, then outside in the snow... That should do it
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