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Donald Trump (noun)
While getting a blow job standing up, the man pulls out cums in his hand and slaps the cum on the girls head and gives the girl a comb over like Donald Trump. The girl will most certainly ask why the man did it. He replies with "Your fired!" with the Donald Trump voice. Perfect break up sex act. |
Glassterbating (verb)
A term for when a person presses their genitalia against a glass table or a clear glass shower door while their partner masterbates under the table or on the other side of the door. Also known as the Window Washer. A known variation includes the Soft Serve. |
The Rodeo
Start from the doggy style position, grab your girlfriend's arms and pull back on them. So she'll have her arms spread out wide and you're hanging onto her wrists supporting her weight. Once you have her in the position, fuck her as hard as possible, say "Your sister was a lot better last night", and then try to hang on. Caution: potentially violent outcome |
The Houdini
When hitting her from behind, pull out just as you're about to come...spit on her back, just above her ass, to make her think you just splooged all over, then when she turns around, shoot it all in her face. |
Angry Dragon: when recieving oral sex, just after ejaculating in the girls mouth, you grab her by the sides of her head and shake vigorously until it foams/runs out of her nose
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69, 69, 69!
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this thread is making me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants... you guys are crazy...
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Nothing beats doggy style! :pimp
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the doggie position psychologically is for men that like to over power the women or get that feeling...I love it :thumbsup
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missionary pose do the work... with her legs on my back... :D
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a variation of the Rodeo is telling her that you have some STD, like herpes or the clap or AIDS or something...especially effective if you're barebacking it
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LMAO!
Post more positions, this is damn too funny :D |
hahahahaha @ biff
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Quotoes from sexualpositionsfree.com:
Hot Carl: or is it Hot Karl? A hot carl is when one person squats over the other and shits in his or her mouth. I don't know who thinks these things up but I think they must masturbate to some pretty weird stuff. Why can't we all just agree to masturbate to Pamela Anderson's breast or to that scene from The Last Seduction with the chain link fence. Come on people, let's get it together. Stop masturbating to thoughts of pooping in other peoples mouths. It just isn't right. Next time, think about that girl Charlotte from Sex in the City during the episode when she says "Fuck me fucker!" in a very non-prissy way. Awww yeah, now that was some sexy dirty talk. It works for me. |
not to be confused with the drink Hot Carl:
Scale ingredients to servings 1 oz Sauza® Hornitos Resposado tequila 1 oz DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps 1 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into an old-fashioned glass, and serve. |
The Korean Basket
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Cute thread lol.
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Funny how this thread did not get as many posts as I thought?
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Great positions guys! haha
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i think tina's horny
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The Dutch Flat
The girl lays flat on her back, the guy stradles her chest with his cock in her mouth. While she is blowing him he sits on her tits and takes a dump so the shit flattens out between his ass and her tits. |
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this thread should have been more fun with pics.
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Tina wouldnt sign the 2257...
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i love the "dirty sanchez" move.
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Check this our. Might be something you wanna try soon
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...t=sex+position |
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