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Spunky 12-16-2005 08:19 PM

Nothing beats doggy style! :pimp

neverlearn 12-16-2005 08:26 PM

the doggie position psychologically is for men that like to over power the women or get that feeling...I love it :thumbsup

Stacey_JoinRightNow 12-16-2005 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mogulman
The Rodeo

Start from the doggy style position, grab your girlfriend's arms and pull back on them. So she'll have her arms spread out wide and you're hanging onto her wrists supporting her weight. Once you have her in the position, fuck her as hard as possible, say "Your sister was a lot better last night", and then try to hang on.

Caution: potentially violent outcome

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

now thats the most violent position I have ever heard!

Marshal 12-16-2005 09:32 PM

missionary pose do the work... with her legs on my back... :D

mastermikex 12-16-2005 10:07 PM

a variation of the Rodeo is telling her that you have some STD, like herpes or the clap or AIDS or something...especially effective if you're barebacking it

Vitasoy 12-17-2005 01:27 AM

lol... that was great! haha :1orglaugh

megatgpdotnet 12-17-2005 02:54 AM

LMAO!

Post more positions, this is damn too funny :D

Violetta 12-17-2005 02:59 AM

hahahahaha @ biff

JoeB612 12-17-2005 06:08 AM

Quotoes from sexualpositionsfree.com:

Hot Carl: or is it Hot Karl? A hot carl is when one person squats over the other and shits in his or her mouth. I don't know who thinks these things up but I think they must masturbate to some pretty weird stuff.

Why can't we all just agree to masturbate to Pamela Anderson's breast or to that scene from The Last Seduction with the chain link fence. Come on people, let's get it together. Stop masturbating to thoughts of pooping in other peoples mouths. It just isn't right. Next time, think about that girl Charlotte from Sex in the City during the episode when she says "Fuck me fucker!" in a very non-prissy way. Awww yeah, now that was some sexy dirty talk. It works for me.

JoeB612 12-17-2005 06:10 AM

not to be confused with the drink Hot Carl:

Scale ingredients to servings
1 oz Sauza® Hornitos Resposado tequila
1 oz DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps
1 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into an old-fashioned glass, and serve.

Ramos 12-17-2005 10:42 AM

The Korean Basket

JoeB612 12-19-2005 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
The Korean Basket

Ramos, what the hell is the Korean Basket??

Daymare 12-19-2005 08:34 AM

gotta go with a blumpkin here

wikipedia definition
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blumpkin

sfera 12-19-2005 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
boys have a penis and girls have a vagina



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh no shit lol

Screaming 12-19-2005 09:04 AM

Cute thread lol.

TinaBallina 12-19-2005 01:46 PM

Funny how this thread did not get as many posts as I thought?

Jennyfer 12-19-2005 01:47 PM

Great positions guys! haha

SleazyDream 12-19-2005 01:49 PM

i think tina's horny

TinaBallina 12-19-2005 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
i think tina's horny

You know it...........xo

noize 12-19-2005 02:27 PM

The Dutch Flat
The girl lays flat on her back, the guy stradles her chest with his cock in her mouth. While she is blowing him he sits on her tits and takes a dump so the shit flattens out between his ass and her tits.

TheJimmy 12-19-2005 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Nothing beats doggy style! :pimp

except doggy style, with a thumb lodged deeply in their ass...

:thumbsup

tristan_D 12-19-2005 06:20 PM

this thread should have been more fun with pics.

JoeB612 12-19-2005 09:00 PM

Tina wouldnt sign the 2257...

reed_4 12-20-2005 12:38 AM

i love the "dirty sanchez" move.

Bluewire Ross 12-20-2005 12:49 AM

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