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I love idiots stuck in snow

12-16-2005, 10:39 AM

Watching morons behind the wheel get themselves stuck in snow is a great winter sport round these parts. Just finished watching my asshat neighbour attempt to get his shitbox BMW unstuck from the foot of his driveway (that he's too lazy to shovel).

The best is when they crank the wheel while flooring the gas and spinning the rear tires on sheer ice.

Burn clutch, burn.
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12-16-2005, 10:41 AM

I agree SilentKnight, the entertainment runs strong on snowy days up here in Northern Ontario.

I could sit in my window and watch the fools all day long.

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12-16-2005, 10:41 AM

You should see them here in Dallas.
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12-16-2005, 10:43 AM

It's funny thats why both of my vehicles are 4x4. Growing up my buddies and I used to make money taking out trucks out on days we got a couple inches of snow and made money pulling people out of the ditches. $25 for us or $50+ from the tow truck company, people usually picked us. We would pull down about $300-500 a night driving up and down the freeways.

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12-16-2005, 10:48 AM

Well, if it were any other neighbour...normally I'd throw on the boots and go help'em get unstuck. But this particular neighbour's been a genuine fucktard since movin' in a few years back. So fuck'em.

He's still stuck out there, lol. I can hear him racin' the motor from here in the office.
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12-16-2005, 10:52 AM

haha i watched that all day long, got stuck myself for a second when i stop behind the curb by accident, took me a min to get out but my car is great at that, key is to go slow ahhaa

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12-16-2005, 10:56 AM

People in Seattle are like that too. They freak out when it snows and wreck.
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12-16-2005, 10:57 AM

Just another reason I love having a 4x4 truck with a 360 V-8
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12-16-2005, 10:59 AM

6 wheel drive with a V-10 is the only way to roll in the snow

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12-16-2005, 11:00 AM

I love driving in the snow! My Denali rides smooth...
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12-16-2005, 11:03 AM

This is what I drive in the winter. My wife drives our 2006 Honda Pilot which is 4x4 too. My truck could get through just about any amount of snow

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12-16-2005, 11:07 AM

Gotta love 4x4
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12-16-2005, 11:07 AM

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12-16-2005, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by AcidMax

Nice truck
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12-16-2005, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by Skillz Unlimited

Nice truck

Thanks I bought it partially restored, its a 1992. Still more work to do on it, but I am getting there. Exterior is all done, interior is what is being worked on now. The truck had a good stereo system in it (pioneer stereo, kenwood amps, jvc subs), I fixed some of the problems with it and am redoing some wiring and have had to fix some suspension/drivetrain issues, but the truck runs like a champ.

Looks nice, paid cash for it so its paid off, and insurance is dirt cheap on it

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12-16-2005, 11:35 AM

Despite bein' a diehard F-series owner - great lookin' restoration job - I like the rims...good lift kit, too.
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12-16-2005, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Despite bein' a diehard F-series owner - great lookin' restoration job - I like the rims...good lift kit, too.

Thanks I am not much of a mechanic so the whole thing has been a learning experience for me. Been interesting, the Chiltons manual has been my best friend

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12-16-2005, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Watching morons behind the wheel get themselves stuck in snow is a great winter sport round these parts. Just finished watching my asshat neighbour attempt to get his shitbox BMW unstuck from the foot of his driveway (that he's too lazy to shovel).

The best is when they crank the wheel while flooring the gas and spinning the rear tires on sheer ice.

Burn clutch, burn.

In Minnesota our 16 year olds can drive better in snow than most adults anywhere else.... it's just not that COMPLICATED!

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12-16-2005, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by 26MLR

In Minnesota our 16 year olds can drive better in snow than most adults anywhere else.... it's just not that COMPLICATED!

Rule #1: Try not to panic

Back in my teens we lived near Lake Simcoe (hour north of Toronto) and I grew up drivin' on the lake a lot in winter. Best way to learn handling and control in a skid.

Sadly, in Ontario people aren't required by law to do any sort of testing on ice for their driver's license, despite the fact we're locked in winter for 2/3rds of the year. Seems rather ridiculous. They grant licenses to people who have no clue how to properly drive in slippery conditions and then send them out on major highways to wreak havoc.

Insurance companies should offer some sort of discount or rebate for drivers who take some sort of winter driving course.
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12-16-2005, 01:24 PM

sweet truck acidmax
what i cant stand is people that brush all the snow off their car except for the roof
bloody annoying and dangerous!!!!

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12-16-2005, 01:28 PM

You should watch people drive in the rain. thats a fun one as well.

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12-16-2005, 01:35 PM

Driving is something that a lot of people don't understand. It's more than just putting the key in and stepping on the gas. Each vehicle has a dynamic of it's own. You can feel the road and should be able to understand the physics of your car. You should be able to understand these dynamics and use them to your advantage.

Most people have no idea how to handle their car in adverse conditions such as snow, rain, sleet, mud, etc.

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12-16-2005, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by AcidMax

It's funny thats why both of my vehicles are 4x4. Growing up my buddies and I used to make money taking out trucks out on days we got a couple inches of snow and made money pulling people out of the ditches. $25 for us or $50+ from the tow truck company, people usually picked us. We would pull down about $300-500 a night driving up and down the freeways.

haha, when I was in highschool me and my friends use to go down to the Galveston and do the same thing for people stuck in the sand. The tow trucks were asking for $70, we did it for $20. Was always a great way to get some weekend beer/party money.

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