Patrick Swazie is dead.

**Aussie Rebel** · 04-01-2002, 02:29 AM

Bone who the fuck is Patrick Swazie? Is that poof midget dancer come actor?

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 02:32 AM

He was in the movie ghost

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 02:33 AM

he was also in some dance movie.
I think Dirty Dancing

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 02:34 AM

this is weird.
I cant think of any other recent movie with him in it.
Probably cause he's been dead!

**ServerGenius** · 04-01-2002, 02:38 AM

Thanks my prayers have been answered. I had to see movies
with this fuck playing in it....girlfriends make guys come to the
cinema and watch those lame movies....

DynaMite

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 02:39 AM

shit, when was his last movie?
10 years ago?
I think he died of AIDS and they are keeping it secret or something.

**SNOW** · 04-01-2002, 02:39 AM

Swaze was in that cool movie with Kianna reeves..There were like Mafia surfers that ribbed banks..I can't think of the name,They would walk into a bank dressed up as all the presidents.. There is a movie Dead Presidents but thats not it.

**DarkJedi** · 04-01-2002, 02:39 AM

He was in the movie Road House or something like that. Good movie.
But boneprone is pulling your leg. Its April 1st.

**SNOW** · 04-01-2002, 02:40 AM

Ok it was Point Break

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 02:41 AM

I rember this movie called Roadhouse he was in.
It was ok.
He was this security guard or bouncer for these rowdy clubs.
All 128 pounds of him.

But they couldnt fuck with em, cause he knew martial arts.
I think it was the deadly Martial Art of Tae BO.

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 02:41 AM

Ahhh yes Point Break!
That was a good movie! Forgot all about that!
Shit that movie is over 15 years old!

**ServerGenius** · 04-01-2002, 02:42 AM

Yep featuring the Jeff Healy band...they made some fine albums!

DynaMite

**SNOW** · 04-01-2002, 02:44 AM

1991..Skiers are gay man..We need to get yuou on a snowboard.

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 02:45 AM

Im a skier.
Snowboarders are second class slope people

**SNOW** · 04-01-2002, 02:45 AM

I'm a Snowborder (Skiers are Back Country Cock smokers...)

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 02:46 AM

I can catch more air and more speed on skis than any snowboarding poser

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 02:47 AM

chicks dig the skiers

**SNOW** · 04-01-2002, 02:47 AM

Yeah I have been Shooting Blanks the last 2 years,But your good at caching my Penis Air.

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 02:51 AM

I think Patrick Swazie was a snowboarder.

**ServerGenius** · 04-01-2002, 02:53 AM

must be and he wears tights while sliding graceously down the slopes!

DynaMite

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 02:59 AM

He had that tight small ass them faggots like to bang.

**SNOW** · 04-01-2002, 02:59 AM

Crossing the Road..

I was once a skiing fag..I have converted over to a christian Snowborder LOL... JK man but your still Gay popcorn bucket boy.

**SNOW** · 04-01-2002, 03:07 AM

Hey FuqAlot Do you think he's cute? I think this is a Job for Ram-Jeremy..

**FuqALot** · 04-01-2002, 03:11 AM

No doubt

**SNOW** · 04-01-2002, 03:28 AM

A tip for Boneprone..

Slow penetration into your ass cavity is essential, unless you are already well dilated and lubed up. Lubrication is another key for success in "back-door" sex. Using a natural, safe and water-based product (never one with a petroleum base) is your best bet. The tricky part of anal penetration is to get past the anal sphincter muscles, which are supposed to hold tight until it is time for the main job, evacuation.

Once your Boyfriends penis has passed that tight point, he can easily slide up and down and around inside you, probably producing intense pleasure if you are able to enjoy it. Probably the position of "doggy style," or man from behind while you are kneeling, is the most effective option.

**SNOW** · 04-01-2002, 03:33 AM

Good night.

**Lev** · 04-01-2002, 03:44 AM

this thread is gay

**Wilbo** · 04-01-2002, 05:55 AM

Pat's dead? The fucker owed me $20.

**bunky** · 04-01-2002, 06:33 AM

Patrick Swayzie is dead??!!?

Dirty Dancing and Road House his best movies

bunky

**waste** · 04-01-2002, 06:43 AM

Originally posted by SNOW
A tip for Boneprone..

Slow penetration into your ass cavity is essential, unless you are already well dilated and lubed up. Lubrication is another key for success in "back-door" sex. Using a natural, safe and water-based product (never one with a petroleum base) is your best bet. The tricky part of anal penetration is to get past the anal sphincter muscles, which are supposed to hold tight until it is time for the main job, evacuation.

Once your Boyfriends penis has passed that tight point, he can easily slide up and down and around inside you, probably producing intense pleasure if you are able to enjoy it. Probably the position of "doggy style," or man from behind while you are kneeling, is the most effective option.

a bad personal expierience snow?

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 11:53 AM

im not making this shit up.
The dude is dead.

Think what ya want.
WHen the day comes and the media exposes this info you'll remember the day Boneprone told ya so.

**kmanrox** · 04-01-2002, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by SNOW
There were like Mafia surfers that ribbed banks...

they ribbed banks?

fuck, he must be the same mother fucker that got a hold of my condoms!!

**Randy** · 04-01-2002, 11:57 AM

Hey boneprone
Where did you get this info from?

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 11:58 AM

dont question me.
Im boneprone.

I am all knowing, all fearing.

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 12:01 PM

he's dead.
Id like someone to proove it otherwise.
I have my source and I promised her I would not memtion her name.

But trust me. Look into this.
I am not telling stories here.
He is secretly dead.

**Randy** · 04-01-2002, 12:03 PM

how do you die secretly?

**greentea** · 04-01-2002, 12:06 PM

hes making dirty dancing 2 in secret!

Barf

**kmanrox** · 04-01-2002, 12:06 PM

boneprone is secretly the owner of maxpixel.com

why do you talk to yourself?

**Randy** · 04-01-2002, 12:11 PM

that is as much a secret as Patrick's death

DX · 04-01-2002, 12:14 PM

Dead... and yet currently filming the movie "George and the Dragon" at the same time.. hrmmm..

That guy is damn talented.

**Randy** · 04-01-2002, 12:15 PM

well he did play a ghost once

**Lev** · 04-01-2002, 12:17 PM

Boneprone maybe you wacked him???

**neewwman** · 04-01-2002, 12:38 PM

People, remember what today's date is.

**Blondy** · 04-01-2002, 12:40 PM

Ol Patrick is HOT
very sad to hear

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 12:42 PM

yes it is sad.

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 12:55 PM

but very true

**Loco** · 04-01-2002, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by DX
Dead... and yet currently filming the movie "George and the Dragon" at the same time.. hrmmm..

That guy is damn talented.

Now your talking about Patrick Swayze ;)

**boneprone** · 04-01-2002, 01:14 PM

If you really knew anything about movie production, you would know that movie filming was HALTED in June of 2000.

Do your research before you talk.

**Loco** · 04-01-2002, 01:19 PM

Hey boneprone, I think you should let imdb know about this, I'm sure they would be very thankful. Those fuckers still think he's alive and kicking. Idiots.

http://us.imdb.com/Name?Swayze,+Patrick

Patrick Swazie is dead.

Patrick Swazie is dead.

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