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Mine would be a lawer. Damn, that is a fucking kick ass job. You get so much power, money and you dont have to feel guilty about lying. ![]() |
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Chief Justice, US Supreme Court
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I need a beer
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The CEO of Google
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Etology.com
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i have mine already
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I want to be a PILOT.No traffic up there!
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a couple for me:
RockStar F1 Driver |
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Paris Hilton's husband... for a week.
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You know that guy with that really deep voice that does the voice over on movie trailers? Well, I'd like to take the job of that guy.
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i would be a singer.
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my dream job would be messaging beautiful d-cup + breasts with some sort of oil....and getting paid a lot of money to do that, as long as they were attached to hot women
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host of National Geographic
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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other than adult?
rally car driver.
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A financial analyst..
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former Miserable Admin :)
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If I can't keep my current job, I'd rather be hit by a bus.
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Somewhere into politics I guess ... something like that.
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**Porntrepreneur**
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Movie Phone Guy
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Workin With The Devil
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former Miserable Admin :)
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to work in a telecommunication company and also to be a sysytem analyst to Microsoft Company...
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hmm let's see
marketing brain behind a huge company f1 driver real estate guru and I have always been fascinated by stock brokering! |
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you mean other than what i'm doing now?? that's hard to imagine.
real estate developer, alternative fashion designer, but those two things are not that hard to achieve... so my DREAM job would have to be pro skateboarder!
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Famous Hollywood actress or world-famous pop star on a global level such as Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera...
All my life I have always wanted to be rich and famous, but all these girls started young, and I never had singing/acting lessons when I was younger, and I'm kind of old now... I still have secret dreams of being "discovered" and becoming a star. I'd much rather be a webmaster than a 9-5 job but being a webmaster is not my dream job, I would much rather be filthy rich and super famous... I think I'm a bit of a fame whore, I'm an hour away from Hollywood/LA, maybe I should try and take some lessons and try audition or something... Only one in a million will make it, but if you do you have a chance of being a brand like J-Lo and be filthy rich and famous beyond anyone's wildest dreams... I don't think I can act very well to be honest, but I can sing "ok" not great but "ok" but that and the right image plus a great song can be enough to make it these days... Or hosting my own tv show would be nice as well, being a show hostess.... It's hard to sign a record deal these days, I don't give a fuck if my songs are crap and pre-packaged like mtv pop stuff, as long as I become rich and famous... |
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Being a lawyer is not a great job, I read that most lawyers report job dissatisfaction, plus you gotta work like 80hrs a week and work on "billable hours", and very stressful too..
I've seen sample questions from LSAT and law school examsa and those things are no joke... |
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Air traffic controller, starting on January 7th, oh yeah, also adult webmaster!! hahah I hear it's great.
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I always wanted to become a Mechanical Engineer.
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An astronaut maybe... :D
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Lead singer for Slipknot
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Got the dream mainstream job...
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Any co-founder of the following companies:
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I want to break shit.
I would like to be one of those guys that does the Q&A on high ticket items. Like, drive a car to it's death or launch chickens into brand new aircraft engines... gary
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for me its being a pro Ice hockey player or baseball player or so
There is nothing better then enjoy the game and get paid as good as they are for that
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