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Old 12-16-2005, 09:30 AM   #1
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THE PERFECT DAY - Men vs Women

I thought this was pretty funny...

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants. Open presents ? expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café.
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend?s ex and notices she has gained 17kg.
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10.00 Hot shower (alone).
10.50 Carried to bed?(freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.


THE PERFECT DAY ? FOR HIM
6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blow job.
6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler.
7.30 Limo arrives.
7.45 Several beers en-route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
9.45 Play front nine ? 2 under.
11.45 Lunch ? Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play the back nine ? 4 under.
2.15 Limo back to the airport ( Several Bourbons).
2.30 Fly to Cairns.
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) ? on light tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson ( bending over?.naturally).
6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave.
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis legalized.
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953) , big juicy fillet steak followed by ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch match of the day; Liverpool beating Man United by 3 own goals from Van Horsehead.
9.30 Sex with three women ( all with lesbian tendencies?.some bending over).
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30 A night cap blow job.
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.

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Old 12-16-2005, 09:36 AM   #2
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:44 AM   #3
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OMG that's just stolen for my blog manggg ! That fuckign kickass
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:47 AM   #4
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Old 12-16-2005, 10:49 AM   #5
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11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.

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Old 12-16-2005, 10:53 AM   #6
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This "perfect day" for the man sucks. Getting up at 6am and going to bed before midnight? Are you fucking kidding me?
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Old 12-16-2005, 11:08 AM   #7
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This "perfect day" for the man sucks. Getting up at 6am and going to bed before midnight? Are you fucking kidding me?
seriously, it should start at 12pm and end at 6am instead.
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Old 12-16-2005, 01:54 PM   #8
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haha nice comparison
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