Last Night

[Nicky]

Me and some friends went to some bars and clubs, started off in the car on the way there with drinking vodka and cola, left right. you drink vodka, left then drink cola right, did that for a while then went to a bar. Started ordering in drinks 8cl of vodka and rest some sort of soda mix 2 at a time, this got me pretty drunk and some of my friends totally loaded. After a few diffrent places we were to go and have a burger, one guy that I know that had taged along gets very very anoying when he is drunk, for your info he is 190cm tall and weight 160kg and dumb about as dumb(when drinking) as he is heavy. He started pulling the handbrake all the time the driver was driving and got him totally pissed off, so we had to leave and were to go home. On the way home he started pulling the handbrake again a few times and laughing, at this time our driver was so pissed off, he told him that if he did it 1 more time he would have to walk. So the idiot pulls it the hardest he could and the driver stoped the car and started shouting at him to get out of the car(which btw was the stupid guys car) so he takes the keys out of teh car and start walking down the alley, the drive rgets pissed off and starts walking up the alley. Me and another friend just sits in the backseat laughing our ass off to them, after a while we realize that they are both gone and in different directions and none of them respond on their mobile. The ultra drunk guy had the car keys and the driver had gone to his brother and slept there. We started looking for the idiot with the car keys, we find him 200m down sitting in a pile of snow talking to him self. Great we think maybe we can get him up to the car, what happens nest? The fucking cops show up and start saying that he will have to spend the night at the station. Fucking great. Me being the most sober of us starts talking to the cops and explains that we are going home and have teh car 200m up, and just when I am about to convince him that he can ride with us home the stupid fuck tells me that he wants to ride with the police, NO you dont I said, we are going home, NOPE he said I want to go with the police. The police says , yep he will have to go with us, so I say ok but we need the car keys that he has got. The idiot starts searching his pockets, after 30sec he remembers "heh I think I threw them away somewhere along the road" He threw away his OWN car keys! The police takes off with him, me and my other friend walks back to the car. My other friend comes up with the fucking brilliant idea that he is gonna hot wire the car, he is pretty drunk btw.....so he starts fiddling with the wires and after a while I hear "whooops" he had pulled all the cables out of the ignition box, no way in hell to start the car. brilliant I thought so we pushed teh car to the side of the road, went and ate 2 burgers each then at 6am knocked on the window of my brothers apartment in town, so he let us in and we slept on the floor there. Now im home and I cant stop laughing at my idiot friends. I left out 2/3 of the story cause its enough allready

[Anna_O]

Låter som en riktig helkväll

[Sosa]

fucking nut sacks

[Nicky]

Originally Posted by Anna_O

Låter som en riktig helkväll

haha, helt jävla otroligt

[EroticySteve]

That's awesome. I love Swedish people and someday I plan to visit.

[Nicky]

Originally Posted by EroticySteve

That's awesome. I love Swedish people and someday I plan to visit.

Haha, you would love partying with us, always happens some crazy stuff

[tristan_D]