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DIH 12-15-2005 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris
1. If you do not want to receive mail from AVN - send mail or e-mail to me and I will have you removed from the list. Realize that you will not receive any more mailings from AVN including AVN and AVN Online. We do not want to send anything to people who do not want it.

How about this you dumb fuck... its bad enough that we subscribe to your magazines which are basically glorified adult yellowpages for adult dvd distributors and webmasters that have little to no edifiable content but we now have to endure your repeated and wasteful spam mails to our houses and businesses. It just goes to show how much your company doesnt give a fuck about its clientel that made it #1. Maybe what I shoud do is create a competing magazine that will shit on avn. I also think I will forget about putting that money aside that I was gonna spend to advertise my program in your magazine in 06 and perhaps give that to XBIZ since they know how to be discreet with their mailings and dont spam the shit out of their lists.

Shit its damn simple say hey we wont sent these dumb assed mailings anymore since its fucking redundant and wastefull. Youd have to be a fucktard not to know how or where to get tickets to the events.

We signed up for a magazine, not for junkmail ... u shitheads. Your marketing department must ride the short yellow bus to work and apperently your customer service department too. :(

Thee Johnclave 12-15-2005 02:23 PM

After that response it seems neither the marketing nor sales departments at AVN know the meaning of PR.

TexasDreams 12-15-2005 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
When I fuck I fuck at home or in a place where everyone can't see because I respect people and myself.

If you really wanted to show the GFY crowd some respect, you should set up a webcam for that! :Graucho

Theo 12-15-2005 02:24 PM

you fucked up big this time. Regardless if we work in porn,if the mailman thinks we are gay or not, if you haven't fired the one responsible behind this your operation is a joke.

circlekhabib 12-15-2005 02:38 PM

my state attorney general will deal with this.
congrats to the winners!

ssp 12-17-2005 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris
4. Come you work in porn.... your mailman already thought you were gay -- just kidding.

Cheers :thumbsup

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AaronM 12-17-2005 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVNChris
4. Come you work in porn.... your mailman already thought you were gay -- just kidding.

Fuck you, not funny. :321GFY

You should be fired. :2 cents:

Juicy D. Links 12-17-2005 02:51 PM

No Joke , AVN needs some lessons in direct mail marketing.

LMK if you guys need help

aico 12-17-2005 03:01 PM

Or... you could have some fucking commonn sense and not mail out stupid fucking shit, kind of like the rest of the smart business world does.

You're "marketing" team needs to go back to school, because I have done very little marketing and I can tell you that more people would have opened and actually read your stupid fucking mailing had it just said AVN on the return address on a plain envelope. Rather than throw it in the fucking trash and waste all the money your employeers paid for it.

I got 2, neither of them were addressed to anyone who lived here, or has ever lived here or been part of my company. Both went unopened into the trash in under 2 seconds. That's some pretty awesome fucking marketing skills.

I am sure gay mailmen everywhere will be signing up for whatever the fuck you were promoting.

DaddyHalbucks 12-17-2005 03:26 PM

I was shocked when I got the GAYVN mailer.

But, hey, a big time pimp like me has no worries.

;)

Harmon 12-17-2005 03:27 PM

50.......

FreeOnes 12-17-2005 03:57 PM

I'm wondering how the cover did look like

xxxice 12-17-2005 04:54 PM

:Oh crap :Oh crap

aico 12-17-2005 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeOnes
I'm wondering how the cover did look like

It was pretty gay.

MJ_AVN 12-17-2005 05:45 PM

Sorry about the lack of a third option guys. I have been trying to get ALL of the mailings done in a more discreet fashion.
As you noticed and I believe Juicy pointed out, the last Internext mailing was in a black envelope. The reason it was in a black envelope was because people complained on GFY, I heard those complaints, brought them to marketing and viola! Black envelopes.
In the same post, an issue was raised about the GayVN mailer being sent as is, which I was not aware of. I've since addressed concerns about other divisions of AVN sending things out not discreetly packaged.
So yes, we are looking at putting everything in more discreet packaging. Yes, you have been heard. Yes, I agree that these things should not be viewable by children or anyone else who doesn't have any business viewing them for that matter.
If you have any concerns or questions that you would like to address directly to me, please email or ICQ.

MJ McMahon

AaronM 12-17-2005 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcmjm
If you have any concerns or questions that you would like to address directly to me, please email or ICQ.

MJ McMahon

I have a better idea. How about if I send all future correspondence to you by way of a gay midget circus parade that marches through your neighborhood playing music and then hand delivers stuff to you at your front door?

Kindly post your home address for me so I can make the appropriate arrangements.

Drake 12-17-2005 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks
I was shocked when I got the GAYVN mailer.

But, hey, a big time pimp like me has no worries.

;)

My mailman has been extra nice to me and winking at me ever since I got that issue. Strange.

TheGoldenChild 12-17-2005 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DIH
How about this you dumb fuck... its bad enough that we subscribe to your magazines which are basically glorified adult yellowpages for adult dvd distributors and webmasters that have little to no edifiable content but we now have to endure your repeated and wasteful spam mails to our houses and businesses. It just goes to show how much your company doesnt give a fuck about its clientel that made it #1. Maybe what I shoud do is create a competing magazine that will shit on avn. I also think I will forget about putting that money aside that I was gonna spend to advertise my program in your magazine in 06 and perhaps give that to XBIZ since they know how to be discreet with their mailings and dont spam the shit out of their lists.

Shit its damn simple say hey we wont sent these dumb assed mailings anymore since its fucking redundant and wastefull. Youd have to be a fucktard not to know how or where to get tickets to the events.

We signed up for a magazine, not for junkmail ... u shitheads. Your marketing department must ride the short yellow bus to work and apperently your customer service department too. :(

For record, this is not my fake nick
I never wrote this.
But man, it could've been something about of my mouth...

LOL

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

riddler 12-17-2005 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcmjm
Sorry about the lack of a third option guys. I have been trying to get ALL of the mailings done in a more discreet fashion.
As you noticed and I believe Juicy pointed out, the last Internext mailing was in a black envelope. The reason it was in a black envelope was because people complained on GFY, I heard those complaints, brought them to marketing and viola! Black envelopes.
In the same post, an issue was raised about the GayVN mailer being sent as is, which I was not aware of. I've since addressed concerns about other divisions of AVN sending things out not discreetly packaged.
So yes, we are looking at putting everything in more discreet packaging. Yes, you have been heard. Yes, I agree that these things should not be viewable by children or anyone else who doesn't have any business viewing them for that matter.
If you have any concerns or questions that you would like to address directly to me, please email or ICQ.

MJ McMahon

sent a email to get my name removed.. is it going to be removed this time? Last time i sent a email to every email i could pull of avn.com to get removed and hey guess what? i wasnt removed!

Sarah_Jayne 12-17-2005 07:55 PM

Well, that was a giant exercise in missing the point.


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