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Bobo · 03-31-2002, 02:56 AM

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I will post from time to time for your input on the book.

First things first. For the most successful webmasters on this board, I need to know - How much cock did you have to have stuffed in your ass to get where you are? I'm writing the preface outlining the realities of being successful. I want to make it clear that the road to success is not all gravy...for some of us, even most of us, it's jail time and lots of anal.

The first chapter will be all pictures showing the cars that the most prosperous porn peddlers drive. It'll give the reader incentive to read on. The second chapter will feature all of the hot girls that attend the webmaster convention parties. Just something to help the book sell. Then in the third chapter I'll get into the real meat.

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03-31-2002, 02:56 AM	#1
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