Emergency Landing At Bermuda Due To Toilet Sex... - GoFuckYourself.com

Harmon · 12-13-2005, 04:55 PM

THEY were jetting off for a holiday in Kingston, Jamaica, and the drinks flowed freely during the ten-hour flight.

Intoxicated, the couple, who were seated in business class, decided to submit their membership for the 'mile-high club' in one of the toilets.

But the British Airways flight staff became suspicious after hearing cries of passion from the loo, and the randy couple was ordered to stop and return to their seats.

http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/st...,98623,00.html

BAKO · 12-13-2005, 04:57 PM

Sex is a must even when your flying

je_rome · 12-13-2005, 05:10 PM

thou shalt not interfere with hot sex, even if it is 30k feet in the air

Expo_Vids · 12-13-2005, 05:33 PM

I can't think of anything more disgusting then having sex in a filthy toilet.

Mike Okitch · 12-13-2005, 05:34 PM

Why not join the mile high club in the comfort of a nice bedroom in the mile high city?

reynold · 12-13-2005, 05:41 PM

They should've have just let them enjoy the flight..

SmokeyTheBear · 12-13-2005, 06:38 PM

he didnt post the rest of the article..
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Randy quickly turned into angry.

Stunned passengers watched in horror as the couple fought with flight staff.

Another said: 'The captain tried to calm them down but they were just as abusive to him.'

And despite being restrained with plastic handcuffs, the pilot decided he had no choice but to divert the 777 jet to Bermuda

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Marshal · 12-13-2005, 09:47 PM

this is really interesting...

tony286 · 12-13-2005, 09:56 PM

how great can sex be a small smelly cramped bathroom.

Holly · 12-13-2005, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Expo_Vids

I can't think of anything more disgusting then having sex in a filthy toilet.

I'm totally with you. I have never, ever understood the whole mile high thing. If I have to pee on a plane, I will hold it until I am nearly in tears, just to avoid going in those bathrooms. I can't imagine fucking in one of them. It gives me the heebee jeebees, just thinking about it.

DaddyHalbucks · 12-13-2005, 10:13 PM

I'll wait until I get my Gulfstream.

;)

Skillz Unlimited · 12-13-2005, 10:19 PM

It sucks that there was such a big deal made out of it. If I worked on that plane and heard that, I would high five them when they came out! As long as they aren't hurting anyone, I dont see what the problem is. I personally would do it but we would do our best not to touch the toilet. I would just lean her over the sink and give her the business. The couple was drunk, what do you expect. You only live once, let's have some fun!!

CherryLipsRosa · 12-13-2005, 10:24 PM

I agree i rarely use those bathrooms and too small for any fun sex

reynold · 12-14-2005, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IwantU_Rosalia_Lara

I agree i rarely use those bathrooms and too small for any fun sex

looks like you have a story to share girl.

Vitasoy · 12-14-2005, 12:39 AM

Never bother anyone in the heat of the moment ;)

Just Mike · 12-14-2005, 12:48 AM

I always thought Brits were so polite. Guess one bad case of blue balls and all hell breaks loose

12-13-2005, 04:55 PM	#1
Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,010	Emergency Landing At Bermuda Due To Toilet Sex... THEY were jetting off for a holiday in Kingston, Jamaica, and the drinks flowed freely during the ten-hour flight. Intoxicated, the couple, who were seated in business class, decided to submit their membership for the 'mile-high club' in one of the toilets. But the British Airways flight staff became suspicious after hearing cries of passion from the loo, and the randy couple was ordered to stop and return to their seats. http://newpaper.asia1.com.sg/news/st...,98623,00.html __________________ [email protected]

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	he didnt post the rest of the article.. ------------------------------------------------------- Randy quickly turned into angry. Stunned passengers watched in horror as the couple fought with flight staff. Another said: 'The captain tried to calm them down but they were just as abusive to him.' And despite being restrained with plastic handcuffs, the pilot decided he had no choice but to divert the 777 jet to Bermuda ----------------------------- __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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Skillz Unlimited Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Califor Posts: 1,541	It sucks that there was such a big deal made out of it. If I worked on that plane and heard that, I would high five them when they came out! As long as they aren't hurting anyone, I dont see what the problem is. I personally would do it but we would do our best not to touch the toilet. I would just lean her over the sink and give her the business. The couple was drunk, what do you expect. You only live once, let's have some fun!!

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