The Definitive Guide To Hip-Hop Urban Combat [PICS] - GoFuckYourself.com

Odin · 12-13-2005, 08:36 AM

Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. lethality is acheived by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, simliar to unaimed indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.

Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay" running stance.

Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges!

"Yo Yo YO, Fo' Shizzle"

The "bring your buddy along" firing stance

The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firing position being executed with great precision!

Here we have a classic! The "prone Warrior " firing position - too bad the magazine spring has blown out from the bottom of his beautifully blue-duct-tape-taped jungle magazine setup.

The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket.

Odin · 12-13-2005, 08:36 AM

This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger" shooting stance.

The Phat "Batman Begins" RPG firing position is new but it's hot.

While this appears to be a well-rehearsed combat assault maneuver, this militiaman is actually trying to keep birds from crapping on his car. Note the feather duster in the left hand for effect.

This Militiaman executes the one handed high overhead blind shot. It is often used to indicate that "Da Brizzles over there".

And last but not least, these two are showing the proper way to fire a support weapon using the non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least five feet of linked ammo strung out from the weapon at any given time! Note the suitably awe-struck onlookers!

Nice to know American gangster culture is thriving at its roots!

AcidMax · 12-13-2005, 08:37 AM

Posted yesterday.

Harmon · 12-13-2005, 08:37 AM

funny shit

Odin · 12-13-2005, 08:37 AM

Fuck you! Always late.

Chris · 12-13-2005, 08:38 AM

those guys have some extreme burn marks one there forearms
if you shoot a guy like that you are asking to get burned

Kevsh · 12-13-2005, 08:38 AM

Wow, that is hilarious - I don't know who was crazy enough to get those photos, though ... a little too close to the action for me

sickkittens · 12-13-2005, 08:46 AM

New to me..and pretty damn funny.

Tricksy · 12-13-2005, 08:47 AM

hahahahaha

It's hilarious...Thanx for making me laugh!

nico-t · 12-13-2005, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief

The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firing position being executed with great precision!

funniest of em all

12-13-2005, 08:36 AM	#1
Odin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: au Posts: 2,545	The Definitive Guide To Hip-Hop Urban Combat [PICS] Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. lethality is acheived by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, simliar to unaimed indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape. Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay" running stance. Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges! "Yo Yo YO, Fo' Shizzle" The "bring your buddy along" firing stance The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firing position being executed with great precision! Here we have a classic! The "prone Warrior " firing position - too bad the magazine spring has blown out from the bottom of his beautifully blue-duct-tape-taped jungle magazine setup. The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket. Last edited by Odin; 12-13-2005 at 08:39 AM..

12-13-2005, 08:37 AM	#3
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Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	Wow, that is hilarious - I don't know who was crazy enough to get those photos, though ... a little too close to the action for me

12-13-2005, 08:47 AM	#9
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