TOP LIES told in the past year and General........

**iBanker** · 12-13-2005, 12:41 AM

"Juicy said this was normal..... It will go away on its own"

**newbreed** · 12-13-2005, 12:41 AM

- He's just a friend.

**The Truth Hurts** · 12-13-2005, 12:41 AM

I'm not gay
- JDL

**StickyGreen** · 12-13-2005, 12:41 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

-Trust me I took my birth Control Pills

that's why i go in the doctor's office with my girl and watch them inject her with the depo-shot, takin' no risks...

**iBanker** · 12-13-2005, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by StickyGreen

that's why i go in the doctor's office with my girl and watch them inject her with the depo-shot, takin' no risks...

Wow, that is some trust there.... ;)

**StickyGreen** · 12-13-2005, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by iBanker

Wow, that is some trust there.... ;)

i don't trust anyone, especially my girl who would LOVE to get knocked up by me...she just stays on the shot cuz i say so...

**phonesex** · 12-13-2005, 12:45 AM

I'm still a virgin.

**JFK** · 12-13-2005, 12:45 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

TOP LIES told in the past year and General........

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-Trust me I took my birth Control Pills
-Wire was sent on Monday
-Wire was sent on Tues
-Didnt know she was a "he"

add more...

aha it surfaced here..........

I promise Not to come in your mouth

**Juicy D. Links** · 12-13-2005, 12:45 AM

Originally posted by iBanker

"Juicy said this was normal..... It will go away on its own"

**Juicy D. Links** · 12-13-2005, 12:46 AM

Originally posted by StickyGreen

that's why i go in the doctor's office with my girl and watch them inject her with the depo-shot, takin' no risks...

omg

**Juicy D. Links** · 12-13-2005, 12:46 AM

- Oh the server will be ready in 2 days
- oh delays will be ready in 5 days
- ok we had to order parts

**StickyGreen** · 12-13-2005, 12:47 AM

damn juicy, wtf you doing up at 5 in the morning anyways?

**adamneve** · 12-13-2005, 12:47 AM

There is money in SEO

**Juicy D. Links** · 12-13-2005, 12:47 AM

-I only had sex with 3 guys in the past

**StickyGreen** · 12-13-2005, 12:52 AM

Bum: "Hey bro, can you spare some change?"

Me: "For what?"

Bum: "For me to get some Food."

**JFK** · 12-13-2005, 12:52 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

-I only had sex with 3 guys in the past

Dayumn, that makes you practically a virgin

**Juicy D. Links** · 12-13-2005, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by StickyGreen

damn juicy, wtf you doing up at 5 in the morning anyways?

I just woke up at 3 am or so

i was sleeping , my tatto pain

**adamneve** · 12-13-2005, 01:02 AM

brain over looks

**sumphatpimp** · 12-13-2005, 01:06 AM

who is fake nick "Tookie"

**ddfGandalf** · 12-13-2005, 01:43 AM

She's barely 18 :p

**Dalai lama** · 12-13-2005, 01:45 AM

Juicy is straight.

**CuriousToyBoy** · 12-13-2005, 02:27 AM

Of COURSE this video won;t end up on the internet honey

;-)

**reynold** · 12-13-2005, 02:34 AM

I'd pull it out if you say so..

**Linkster** · 12-13-2005, 02:38 AM

"we dont give our webmaster list to anyone"

**jack(usamn)** · 12-13-2005, 02:43 AM

You are the only one!

**lazycash** · 12-13-2005, 02:48 AM

"I promise Lens, the Ipod is in the mail"

perfection jeff aka shooting maniac

**d00t** · 12-13-2005, 02:49 AM

"we don't shave" - 8 years running winner

**Pete-KT** · 12-13-2005, 04:13 AM

Im sorry I didnt know it was there

**Juicy D. Links** · 12-13-2005, 04:51 AM

Originally posted by d00t

"we don't shave" - 8 years running winner

**Abithefiend** · 12-13-2005, 05:08 AM

The check is in the mail.
Of course I won't tell anyone.
I bought a ferrari today (pics in this thread).
I have an enormous penis.

**blazin** · 12-13-2005, 05:24 AM

Originally posted by newbreed

- He's just a friend.

**mikeyddddd** · 12-13-2005, 05:28 AM

I founded the Crips. I reformed, so don't fry my ass.

**Damian_Maxcash** · 12-13-2005, 05:40 AM

"This wont hurt a bit" - The dentist, my first boyfriend, the nurse at the STD clinic, the guy who pierced my eyebrow.

**Juicy D. Links** · 12-13-2005, 09:15 AM

**xclusive** · 12-13-2005, 09:26 AM

if you don't push back it's not gay...

**NickPapageorgio** · 12-13-2005, 09:27 AM

-Wire was sent on Wednesday
-Wire was sent on Thursday
-Wire was sent on Friday
-Sorry man, my bank is closed on Saturdays

Can't believe you missed those.

**GFX Wiz** · 12-13-2005, 09:29 AM

"I love you" -- it was the day I informed my now ex-wife I was filing for divorce.

**hershie** · 12-13-2005, 09:31 AM

Just hit 17K posts and didn't even notice.

**Maxy** · 12-13-2005, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by xclusive

if you don't push back it's not gay...

Oh man

TOP LIES told in the past year and General........

TOP LIES told in the past year and General........

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