Forget about Fastsize - Penis Enlargement SPELL from an ordained witch

[badmunchkin]

WTF?

http://cgi.ebay.com/PENIS-ENLARGEMEN...QQcmdZViewItem
The winner of this auction WINS one SPELL expertly cast by ME, the HIGH PRIEST, and the entire ENCHANTED CASTLE COVEN during a specific Moon Cycle, using numerology, FENG SHUI , PAGAN MAGICK and WITCHCRAFT that best suits the energy of the SPELL.

[warlock5]

I'm going to give away the spell for free:

abra cadabra phallus magnus maior maximus

If that didn't work, that guy has near perfect feedback so try him.