dude dates his mum online for 6 months ! - GoFuckYourself.com

Spudman · 12-12-2005, 10:18 AM

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/ne...414040002.html

xclusive · 12-12-2005, 10:24 AM

lol that's funny

Gunni · 12-12-2005, 10:25 AM

hahaha, online incest

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uno · 12-12-2005, 10:38 AM

Have you seen Bat Boy also?

Screaming · 12-12-2005, 10:43 AM

thats classic fun, and wow how embarrassing

dissipate · 12-12-2005, 10:46 AM

hahah he'll never live it down

J-$ · 12-12-2005, 10:49 AM

I have a hard time believing it, but could very well be true

Dalai lama · 12-12-2005, 10:56 AM

I bet they had cybersex about 20 times at least

Babagirls · 12-12-2005, 10:58 AM

omg thats sick, yet funny as hell

Spudman · 12-12-2005, 11:05 AM

this is gonna happen for a long time me thinks

"People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

penzo · 12-12-2005, 11:14 AM

OMG, thats fucked up

NickPapageorgio · 12-12-2005, 11:16 AM

New reality niche. Blind fold them both...let them fuck like rabbits...then remove the blindfold and let the hilarity ensue...

gornyhuy · 12-12-2005, 11:17 AM

Thats gotta be bullshit.

Spudman · 12-12-2005, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

New reality niche. Blind fold them both...let them fuck like rabbits...then remove the blindfold and let the hilarity ensue...

genius, very harsh but funny.

Manowar · 12-12-2005, 11:18 AM

owneddddddddddddddd

amandaspost · 12-12-2005, 11:18 AM

Hahaha, that's too funny

Nembrionic · 12-12-2005, 11:18 AM

How can you date someone online for 6 months?

That's just fucking CHATTING. That's not dating. Niggahz please...

NickPapageorgio · 12-12-2005, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spudman

genius, very harsh but funny.

It'd sell like airfresheners in an outhouse.

IF it was done and marketed right so that you could pass it off as the real thing, and not another BS incest "reality" site. You'd have to film it in like "hidden camera" style and such.

EviLGuY · 12-12-2005, 11:20 AM

Sounds like bullshit to me. Who meets someone without even talking to them on the phone? Also wouldn't they tell each other their first names at least? "Oh that's my mom's name." "Oh that's my son's name."

Yahoo news shouldn't even be called news usually. You can get them to print anything.

uno · 12-12-2005, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J-$

I have a hard time believing it, but could very well be true

It's from the Weekly World News.

JD · 12-12-2005, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

New reality niche. Blind fold them both...let them fuck like rabbits...then remove the blindfold and let the hilarity ensue...

Violetta · 12-12-2005, 11:23 AM

yark... that's nasty!

boner 2.0 · 12-12-2005, 11:55 AM

- So I unzip your jeans slowly.... you know the one I gave you for your 23th birthday...

- UH MOM?!

OWNED

EroticySteve · 12-12-2005, 11:59 AM

It's not dating until you actually start, "dating."

If you're just chatting, then it's chatting. The press is known for twisting reality though.

Maxy · 12-12-2005, 12:02 PM

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005

By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

theS2O · 12-12-2005, 12:11 PM

ow that is not cool.. i don't even have to read all that to lmao..

Trafficbrokercom · 12-12-2005, 12:32 PM

sounds like a marketing gag for the french dating platform meetic to me .. they went public a few weeks ago ..

Sparks · 12-12-2005, 12:34 PM

It almost makes it sound as if the parents are still married? Lol, wow...

escoman · 12-12-2005, 12:41 PM

lol hahaha!

woj · 12-12-2005, 12:42 PM

nicely owned

C H R I S · 12-12-2005, 12:51 PM

thats freaking classic

Vitasoy · 12-12-2005, 01:14 PM

Lol... but that is fucked up.

xlogger · 12-12-2005, 01:15 PM

He said mum.

sexyclicks · 12-12-2005, 01:42 PM

at least it wasn't his father

CherryLipsRosa · 12-12-2005, 01:59 PM

hahahaha that is Kodak moment

KrisW · 12-12-2005, 02:46 PM

Do you seriously believe that story? then I got some good stuff to sell you

pornguy · 12-12-2005, 02:50 PM

they will never be able to talk to each other again.

Abithefiend · 12-12-2005, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EviLGuY

Sounds like bullshit to me. Who meets someone without even talking to them on the phone? Also wouldn't they tell each other their first names at least? "Oh that's my mom's name." "Oh that's my son's name."

Yahoo news shouldn't even be called news usually. You can get them to print anything.

Agreed. They should have at least exchanged first names after six months and certainly have spoken on the phone.

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