OK, so I Like Meat In The Can.

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  • RayVega
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 4212

    #1

    OK, so I Like Meat In The Can.

    This new (anti-psychotic) Medication I'm on to stop me from going Mike Tyson on someone makes me have strange cravings, among other things...

    So I was in the supermarket last night, and had a strange craving for SPAM. I bought some, fried it up and put it on a sandwhich. I gotta say...it's not that bad considering what it's probably made of (DON'T TELL ME!, I DON'T WANNA KNOW!).

    Anyone else indulge in the ultimate canned meat product lately?
    Ray "The Don" Vega

    Managing Director
    Private Equity Fund

    [email protected]
  • Phoenix
    BACON BACON BACON
    • Nov 2002
    • 35475

    #2
    i thought this was your coming out post
    Telegram PhoenixBrad
    https://quantads.io

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    • dissipate
      The Dirty Frenchman
      • Nov 2005
      • 8904

      #3
      According to the The Amazing SPAM Home Page, the ingredients of SPAM are as follows:

      * chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added
      * salt (for binding, flavor, and firmness)
      * water (to help in mixing)
      * sugar (for flavor)
      * sodium Nitrite (for color and as a preservative)

      And here are some other interesting SPAM-related facts to consider:

      * In the United States, 3.8 cans of SPAM are consumed every second.
      * Hawaiians eat an average of four cans of SPAM per person per year (this is the highest SPAM consumption rate per capita in the world).
      * Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia eats a SPAM and mayonnaise sandwich three times a week.
      * Nikita Krushchev credited SPAM with the survival of the WWII Russian army. Quothe the Krushchev: "Without SPAM, we wouldn't have been able to feed our army."

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      • RayVega
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2004
        • 4212

        #4
        Originally posted by Phoenix
        i thought this was your coming out post
        Sorry to disappoint everyone, but I'm still straight. I have been hanging around Juicy a lot though...
        Ray "The Don" Vega

        Managing Director
        Private Equity Fund

        [email protected]

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        • Pete-KT
          Workin With The Devil
          • Oct 2004
          • 51532

          #5
          spam is good ray

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          • GFX Wiz
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 916

            #6
            Originally posted by RayVega
            OK, so I Like Meat In The Can
            If that isn't gay, I don't know what is
            ICQ: 148.167.599

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            • dissipate
              The Dirty Frenchman
              • Nov 2005
              • 8904

              #7
              Originally posted by RayVega
              Sorry to disappoint everyone, but I'm still straight. I have been hanging around Juicy a lot though...
              It'll rub off eventually

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              • Fred Quimby
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 5430

                #8
                atleast it dosent have 'mechanically separated chicken heads'

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                • Juicy D. Links
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  Ray likes men

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