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12-12-2005, 02:47 AM
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wtf? crazy myspace chick
This chick just asked me to approve her as a friend.. wtf is this crap?
Text from her "about me" in her profile About me: People call me a lost love, because my husband left me. Also, I?m funny, smart, nice, and looking for a man who likes me. I have blonde hair and brown eyes. I used to be a cheerleader in high school. I love to talk with my friends and clean my wedding dress every night. I drive a red viper as my car. It?s my baby all right. On the day of my wedding my husband and I were to get married. But he was scared so he just left and ran away. I stood there waiting at the altar for him. He never came and I cried tears of pain for I thought something bad happened to him. When I came home in my wedding dress there was a letter on my door. It said that he left me for reasons and I wanted to kill my self. I went to my window and open it. I looked down at the ground, but then I thought for a minute. I thought what?s the use of living, but I could find another man. Who would protect me from the pain that is stuck inside my heart forever. If you are a girl who is reading this sad story that happened to me then I suggest you to say a comment to me. If you are a man and you feel bad for me then I suggest you leave or be my friend in this time. I?m confused and the man that I loved betrayed me. My heart is now ice cold and it shall never be healed from my wedding day. Every year on my wedding day I put on my wedding dress and go to my church. I stand there waiting at the altar for anyone who has the heart. Take me away from my pain and suffering. Please if you have a heart take me from this world in my wedding dress and give me hope once again. My husband left me and I wonder why he did it. But in a strange way I still love him dearly. I want to be in his arms again. If my husband ever returns to me. I would say I love you and please let us get married. I waited so long for our wedding day. I even still have my wedding dress on waiting for you at the altar. This is my story of why my husband left me. Mostly I?m just a sexy woman in a wedding dress desiring for a man to just tie me up on your bed!!!!
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12-12-2005, 02:48 AM
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outsourced profile maker.
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12-12-2005, 02:48 AM
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Most likely Spam...though I didn't read the whole thing.
Check her profile. I wouldn't be suprised if there was a link to a swingers site on her page or in her blog. Or even on her Top 8 from her friends list to avoid getting directly banned.
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12-12-2005, 02:49 AM
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link to the profile! come on....! :P
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12-12-2005, 02:49 AM
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12-12-2005, 02:51 AM
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Yeah this shit has to be fake, or this chick is really fucked up
Interests General My interests are dirt biking in the children playgrounds in my hometown. I find men as to put me on a leash and drag me to no mercy. A collar is put around my neck forever as it reminds me of men who dominated m and gave me no mercy in bed. They would laugh while I cry out please in a sorrow voice. Wearing my wedding dress at the altar waiting for the someone every year on my wedding day. Spending time with my baby brother, Tom. He loves me dearly to him and would do anything for me to comfort me when I?m upset. Walking around my hometown neighborhood in South California. I love to look at all the hot men in my imagines in my fashion ones. I like to look at wedding dress imagines and add stuff to my wedding dress. Also, I find diving into the Atlantic Ocean fun with the dolphins. I dived with them and swam with them too. Tom called me the mermaid of the Atlantic. I was flirted when he said that to me. I like to search through the Internet and talk on My Space too. I find dancing beautiful to me and I love to slow dance with any man. My favorite animal is the dolphins and is my sign of loneness. My other interests are driving my red viper, hanging out with my friends, eating at Burger King is my favorite place to eat, and going to the gym and doing push ups. I like to keep my self in shape and keep my body nice and lane. I love eating red cherries in a bathtub while having some bubbles around me to. I like to lick the whip cream from my cup while eating the red cherries. My kiss is French kissing sorry I know it maybe sounds disguising. But I love it anyway when specially when a man enjoys it and I make a little laugh escape my mouth. I love the ocean and love to swim. One time I swam with a collage student who was a man who loved me. I love when back and we went skinny dipped in the Atlantic Ocean. It was wonderful for us and I started laughing and we kissed in front of the moonlight in the Atantic Ocean. I even swam with my wedding dress on. My wedding dress was so wet and heavy that I couldn?t walk. My baby brother, Rom had to pick me up and he put me over his shoulder. I started to laugh and hit when in his back with my fists. He shacked me up and down. I said hey stop that, Tom!!! Those times were full of fun for the both of my friends and us. I like to ride horses at ranches. I love riding the horse named Red Buck at one of the horse ranches that I go to. Red Buck is a male who is a red pure breed mustang. He is a jumper and loves to run around the tracks. I love jumping and I have won a trophy once for a jumping race. I loved him very much still. Too bad I had to sell him, because since my husband left me everything that I loved left my heart empty. I sold Red Buck to another horse ranch. I hope he is in good care with people at the horse ranch now. I love to find a man who loves for who I am. I desire one thing is for my heart to be whole again once more. Instead my heart is ice and crystal cold. You could easily break it with a dagger and stab me so many times that my blood is soaked into my skin on the bed sheets. Anyone now can stab me and use my body as a rug. If you are a man who read my interests then you have some pity for me. If you are a man who read this and think this woman needs help then I said this to you behind you while you are on the computer reading my interests now. I missed you and I got better aim now. Shoot a flamethrower right at you. While my hair is down and tangled up and mess up. With me in my wedding dress all dirty and torn up. Some blood is on my skin when you stab me and cut me up. My eyes are burned up full of rage and find you sexy in a sort of sick way. My breathing is hard and rough gasping for air. I hold on to the flamethrower with my tired hands and run up to you. I kneel down upon you and kiss you on your lips. I said in a whisper in your ear that I love you. Then you?re wondering what did you do to what happen to me. I said in a whisper again that you have left me on our wedding day. I?m been waiting there on the altar in my wedding dress waiting for someone to return and say I do. Then put the ring through my finger and kiss me personally. I closed my eyes and fall into your arm into your chest. Then we both lie there on the burned ground and bleed to death. You have melted the ice from my heart. Now it is warm again and you have gave me some light in my mind. Thank you for reading my interest ladies and gentle men. Gentle men who pity me and would love to comfort me in my betrayal from my husband on my wedding day.
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12-12-2005, 02:51 AM
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scaryyyyy
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12-12-2005, 02:53 AM
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that is one fucked up chick
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12-12-2005, 02:55 AM
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get to know her, tell her you are going to mary her...and dont show up at the wedding...
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12-12-2005, 02:56 AM
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wtffff lol
Heroes My heroes would have to be Gary Jules who did Mad World the song. The song describes me and my wedding day of betrayal. Ginger from Ginger Snaps and my husband who left me is my hero. I still love him very much. It?s so strange that my house is empty, but it almost feels like he?s still there. My husband?s name is Nick. His last name is Hunter. I was going to choose his last name on our wedding day. He was good to me and we had magical moments together at night. I had him always on top of me and he was always dominating me on his bed. I would cry tears of pain from my watery eyes. I screamed and I would look up into my husband?s face. I see he licked his lips in pleasure, because he was enjoying seeing me cry out in pain. I thought in my mind what have I done. He would laugh at me in such an evil way and I would cry out in pain while he went rough on me on his bed. After that painful mercy I would start to cry in my bed freezing cold. I would undress and put on my wedding dress and look at myself in the mirror. Wondering if I would ever get rid of my wedding dress. But I couldn?t I kept on wearing my wedding dress everywhere I go. People would just stare at me when I was outside. They wondered if I was a run away bride. I wasn?t one of those women. I was a woman who?s husband left her fro reasons.
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12-12-2005, 02:58 AM
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god damnit...the person who wrote that...wheter she is faking it or not....is mentally ill
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12-12-2005, 02:58 AM
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It's probaly some twisted sociology project for a college class.
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12-12-2005, 03:00 AM
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or some kind of honeypot...to catch serial killers....I would watch it if I were you....
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12-12-2005, 03:14 AM
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No wonder her 'husband' dumped her at the alter...that's some scary shit.
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12-12-2005, 03:18 AM
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holy shit that pic made the whole thing even worse...
she is spooky as hell
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12-12-2005, 03:18 AM
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is it just me or she's fucking floating ??? look..no feet on the ground...how fucked up is that...
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12-12-2005, 03:19 AM
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getting involved with that girl is a ticket straight to eternal damnation...she's some kind of sick succubus
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12-12-2005, 03:21 AM
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12-12-2005, 03:23 AM
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why did she had to take the pic in the scariest shack ever...looks like they filmed evil dead 1 or 2 there...
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12-12-2005, 03:29 AM
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holy shit!! she's a psycho!!
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12-12-2005, 03:34 AM
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no fucking way
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jeez i'd be scared if I were you...watchout for
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12-12-2005, 03:36 AM
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This thread is useless without a link to her profile!
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12-12-2005, 03:52 AM
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12-12-2005, 03:54 AM
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It looks like a totally fake profile to me
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12-12-2005, 03:54 AM
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funny thing is E-Guru wouldn't post the link to her profile because maybe he actually believes that this chic is going to give him some LOL
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12-12-2005, 03:55 AM
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12-12-2005, 03:56 AM
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I have to admit she's hot in that other pic!
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I got a GF, and I dont need a psycho ghost in my suroundings but thanks for the idea! :P although I might go on with my other plan!.... get her to marry me and not show up!
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ROFLbhahahahhaha
that sounds like my type of bitch
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I don't believe that all myspace.com profiles are all real.
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