How long do you take to get off? - GoFuckYourself.com

Deej · 12-10-2005, 09:48 PM

get her off? or get yourself off ? both...
assuming your together...no masturbation records....

whats your average....?

Sony · 12-10-2005, 09:53 PM

I need like 15-20minutes go get off in the 1st round and 30-40 on same for 3rd.

Mike Okitch · 12-10-2005, 09:54 PM

Only 2

days

Deej · 12-10-2005, 09:56 PM

question part 2....if you get off before her....do you finish the job or call it quits???
(assuming yoru a guy)

if your a girl....how often does your dude or lady finish ;)

sonofsam · 12-10-2005, 09:57 PM

honestly? could be 5 minutes , could be 30 minutes... it all depends...

if we're having sex after a long time of no sex = 5 minutes

if we've been having sex regularely anywhere from 15-30 minutes

if it's morning sex 30+ minutes

drunken sex 20+ minutes, round 1

Deej · 12-10-2005, 10:07 PM

do you masturbate when your in a relationship....or when she "cuts you off" or vice versa? or just for the hell of it in the shower?

adultchica · 12-10-2005, 10:09 PM

ANywhere between 10-30 minutes is all it takes my clitty kat. For my multiples anywhere from 30-45 minutes

My man usually cums in the first 15-20 mins lol ...second time takes about an extra 30 mins.

Mike Okitch · 12-10-2005, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

do you masturbate when your in a relationship....or when she "cuts you off" or vice versa? or just for the hell of it in the shower?

Anybody who doesn't masturbate should quit lying.

INever · 12-10-2005, 10:11 PM

Depends on whether I paid for an hour, 2 hours, or all night...

sonofsam · 12-10-2005, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

Anybody who doesn't masturbate should quit lying.

straight up

Deej · 12-10-2005, 10:16 PM

so if your getting mass fullfillment from your lady....then you still go masturbate when your in private? or with her....do you still?

Mike Okitch · 12-10-2005, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

so if your getting mass fullfillment from your lady....then you still go masturbate when your in private? or with her....do you still?

Yes yes and YES. Get it thru your head, a man stops jacking off only when he's 6 feet under.

adultchica · 12-10-2005, 10:22 PM

Yep I masturbate it's healthy ....and so does my husband at times.........

Every red blooded healthy person masturbates ........and chicks that say they never do are either lying or living in the netherland with the fairy peeps with their lala juice

Mike Okitch · 12-10-2005, 10:29 PM

Deej · 12-10-2005, 10:43 PM

ok well im gonna go hop on the woman....ill be back with results....

Mike Okitch · 12-10-2005, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

ok well im gonna go hop on the woman....ill be back with results....

Seriously, are you running some university thesis on the topic or just new to sexuality?

Deej · 12-10-2005, 11:21 PM

well the initial thought of this thread was just a whim....then more questions came.....then of course i needed to test.....heres the figures

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-10-2005, 11:23 PM

I invented Masterbation Records.

Deej · 12-10-2005, 11:25 PM

9:45 ... get naked....
9:57 ... she came on my face....not liquid but i was under her ya know...CUNNILINGUS ROCKS
10:20 ... we both busted simueltaneously
10:21 ... she stops orgasming... damn im envious of women and their orgasms...a whole mnute long orgasm...

Deej · 12-10-2005, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I invented Masterbation Records.

Fucking Liar.....that was Edison

Mike Okitch · 12-10-2005, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I invented Masterbation Records.

Your "I invented..." posts are getting old*

* Mike Okitch posted this merely to express his opinion. The opinion of Mr. Okitch in no way represents the opinion(s) of the 85 members of GFY that AlienQ may be attacking as a result of this comment. Mr. Okitch takes no responsibility for the anger management problem AlienQ has and the 10,000 threads that may possibly be started as a result of his comments.

Jace · 12-10-2005, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

honestly? could be 5 minutes , could be 30 minutes... it all depends...

if we're having sex after a long time of no sex = 5 minutes

if we've been having sex regularely anywhere from 15-30 minutes

if it's morning sex 30+ minutes

drunken sex 20+ minutes, round 1

what he said

Amnesic · 12-11-2005, 12:33 AM

2 minutes to 1 hours

long time of no sex = 2 minutes

sex all the time = 20 minutes

drunk = 30-60 minutes

if it's morning sex 30+ minutes

drunken sex 20+ minutes, round 1

Amnesic · 12-11-2005, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Amnesic

2 minutes to 1 hours

long time of no sex = 2 minutes

sex all the time = 20 minutes

drunk = 30-60 minutes

if it's morning sex 30+ minutes

drunken sex 20+ minutes, round 1

I messed up the quote real bad wth

wedouglas · 12-11-2005, 01:23 AM

you can last almost as long as you want. its all mental.

Deej · 12-11-2005, 01:25 AM

wich also brings up another topic......does anyone keep themselves from spoofing....

I have my techniques....whats yours?

wedouglas · 12-11-2005, 01:35 AM

Think about a complex math problem. I think it is pretty easy to make yourself lose interest.

Deej · 12-11-2005, 01:42 AM

nah./...im talking about things you do...I can keep myself from busting just by positioning my legs or other things....thinking about math is dumb...then you might lose your wood....and Why do you want to lose intrest.....you wanna keep intrest...just make sure she creams everywhere ;)

wedouglas · 12-11-2005, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej

nah./...im talking about things you do...I can keep myself from busting just by positioning my legs or other things....thinking about math is dumb...then you might lose your wood....and Why do you want to lose intrest.....you wanna keep intrest...just make sure she creams everywhere ;)

losing wood at my age isnt an issue haha

Deej · 12-11-2005, 01:55 AM

if you lose intrest .... complex math questions is like rosanne barr naked..... not an endurance issue......mental issue ;)

Vitasoy · 12-11-2005, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

honestly? could be 5 minutes , could be 30 minutes... it all depends...

if we're having sex after a long time of no sex = 5 minutes

if we've been having sex regularely anywhere from 15-30 minutes

if it's morning sex 30+ minutes

drunken sex 20+ minutes, round 1

Same here... All bases have been covered.

reynold · 12-11-2005, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

I invented Masterbation Records.

What specific category?

Tricksy · 12-12-2005, 01:45 AM

Damn, it all depends...Personally, I get tired after 40 min

Young · 12-12-2005, 01:47 AM

I don't feel like discussing sex with a bunch of overweight sweaty men...sorry. just gross.

split_joel · 12-12-2005, 02:10 AM

When my girlfriend and i go at it first round 30-45 mins 2nd round around an hour 3 round *doesnt happen all the time* hour 15 hour 30 and yes i masterbate who doesnt that doesnt take long and to anserw your question if my girlfriend doesnt get off before i do of corse i finish her off

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

do you masturbate when your in a relationship....or when she "cuts you off" or vice versa? or just for the hell of it in the shower?

reed_4 · 12-12-2005, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young

I don't feel like discussing sex with a bunch of overweight sweaty men...sorry. just gross.

Nice one for a fortry year old virgin.

12-10-2005, 09:48 PM	#1
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12-10-2005, 09:56 PM	#4
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	question part 2....if you get off before her....do you finish the job or call it quits??? (assuming yoru a guy) if your a girl....how often does your dude or lady finish ;) __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

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Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	do you masturbate when your in a relationship....or when she "cuts you off" or vice versa? or just for the hell of it in the shower? __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

12-10-2005, 09:53 PM	#2
Sony Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 495	I need like 15-20minutes go get off in the 1st round and 30-40 on same for 3rd.

12-10-2005, 10:09 PM	#7
adultchica Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: usa Posts: 5,141	ANywhere between 10-30 minutes is all it takes my clitty kat. For my multiples anywhere from 30-45 minutes My man usually cums in the first 15-20 mins lol ...second time takes about an extra 30 mins. __________________

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12-10-2005, 10:16 PM	#11
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	so if your getting mass fullfillment from your lady....then you still go masturbate when your in private? or with her....do you still? __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

12-10-2005, 10:22 PM	#13
adultchica Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: usa Posts: 5,141	Yep I masturbate it's healthy ....and so does my husband at times......... Every red blooded healthy person masturbates ........and chicks that say they never do are either lying or living in the netherland with the fairy peeps with their lala juice __________________

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12-10-2005, 10:43 PM	#15
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	ok well im gonna go hop on the woman....ill be back with results.... __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

12-10-2005, 11:21 PM	#17
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12-10-2005, 11:25 PM	#19
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	9:45 ... get naked.... 9:57 ... she came on my face....not liquid but i was under her ya know...CUNNILINGUS ROCKS 10:20 ... we both busted simueltaneously 10:21 ... she stops orgasming... damn im envious of women and their orgasms...a whole mnute long orgasm... __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

12-11-2005, 12:33 AM	#23
Amnesic Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Qc, Canada Posts: 1,305	2 minutes to 1 hours long time of no sex = 2 minutes sex all the time = 20 minutes drunk = 30-60 minutes if it's morning sex 30+ minutes drunken sex 20+ minutes, round 1

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wedouglas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 5,921	you can last almost as long as you want. its all mental.

12-11-2005, 01:25 AM	#26
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	wich also brings up another topic......does anyone keep themselves from spoofing.... I have my techniques....whats yours? __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

12-11-2005, 01:35 AM	#27
wedouglas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 5,921	Think about a complex math problem. I think it is pretty easy to make yourself lose interest.

12-11-2005, 01:42 AM	#28
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	nah./...im talking about things you do...I can keep myself from busting just by positioning my legs or other things....thinking about math is dumb...then you might lose your wood....and Why do you want to lose intrest.....you wanna keep intrest...just make sure she creams everywhere ;) __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

12-11-2005, 01:55 AM	#30
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	if you lose intrest .... complex math questions is like rosanne barr naked..... not an endurance issue......mental issue ;) __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

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12-12-2005, 01:47 AM	#34
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