Man, you guys go to shit restaurants :P

:1orglaugh I drive by this exact resturant all the time

Bugs and hair comes to mind

Bugs, worm, cockroach...

I have already taken into account that the vast majority of resturants are nasty behind the kitchen door. I also know that hygine is not a top priority at most. People sneeze, they scratch, they pick their noses, they wipe their asses, and they handle your food.

So typically I am not freaked out by things I may find in my food. I do get a tad repulsed by hair but bugs are just a bit of extra protien.

Ewww. My worst experience was a sub I got from a local pizza joint. Took a bite and felt something sharp stab my tongue. I pulled it out to discover it was a fucken staple! I took a closer look at the sub and found 2 more staples right there on top of the lettuce.