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Old 02-15-2006, 03:02 PM   #1
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Guys want a good laugh? Acacia decides to patent 140 COMMON things, this is fun

Okay so they decided to patent:

Laptop Connectivity (Um yea...)

Network Data Back-Up (No really they invented it!)

Spreadsheet Automation (I swear to god Microshit didn't make Spreadsheets)

Data Encryption (They even beat the National Goverment)

Compact Disk Technology (DROP THAT CD !)

ENHANCED INTERNET NAVIGATION (They MADE Favorites File FIRST !!!)



Have a good chuckle here:


acaciatechnologies.com/patentportfolio.htm
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Old 02-15-2006, 03:05 PM   #2
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My Favorite:

USER ACTIVATED INTERNET ADVERTISING


Popups !

Ahahaha
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Old 02-15-2006, 03:05 PM   #3
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Oops forgot to mention, they INVENTED



WEB CONFERENCING



No they really did!
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Old 02-15-2006, 03:08 PM   #4
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Guess i have to patent the dildo
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Old 02-15-2006, 03:10 PM   #5
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time for me to push my "air" patent through then.
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Old 02-15-2006, 03:10 PM   #6
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I have said it before.

Someone needs to go over to the offices and throw a fucking pipe bomb in there.
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Old 02-15-2006, 03:15 PM   #7
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I am now patenting a piece of equipment, do not dare take my idea.


A piece of wood that makes marks on a surface when you press on it that can make descriptions of symbols so persons can understand you.



















OMG IT'S A PENCIL!
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Old 02-15-2006, 03:15 PM   #8
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they pretty much summed up most of the electronic shit in there...if you have a cell phone then you gotta pay money to acacia...they own the world....
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Old 02-15-2006, 03:20 PM   #9
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Haha.. my god, when the fuck WILL they drop dead?

How can one have their business-idea and still like themselves? It's a mystery lol
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