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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Intarweb
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Guys want a good laugh? Acacia decides to patent 140 COMMON things, this is fun
Okay so they decided to patent:
Laptop Connectivity (Um yea...) Network Data Back-Up (No really they invented it!) Spreadsheet Automation (I swear to god Microshit didn't make Spreadsheets) Data Encryption (They even beat the National Goverment) Compact Disk Technology (DROP THAT CD !) ENHANCED INTERNET NAVIGATION (They MADE Favorites File FIRST !!!) Have a good chuckle here: acaciatechnologies.com/patentportfolio.htm
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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My Favorite:
USER ACTIVATED INTERNET ADVERTISING Popups ! Ahahaha
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Intarweb
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Oops forgot to mention, they INVENTED
WEB CONFERENCING No they really did!
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Sweden
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Guess i have to patent the dildo
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time for me to push my "air" patent through then.
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384
Posts: 30,307
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I have said it before.
Someone needs to go over to the offices and throw a fucking pipe bomb in there.
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#7 |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Intarweb
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I am now patenting a piece of equipment, do not dare take my idea.
A piece of wood that makes marks on a surface when you press on it that can make descriptions of symbols so persons can understand you. OMG IT'S A PENCIL!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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they pretty much summed up most of the electronic shit in there...if you have a cell phone then you gotta pay money to acacia...they own the world....
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#9 |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Hoy Suecia, mañana Nirvana
Posts: 1,594
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Haha.. my god, when the fuck WILL they drop dead?
How can one have their business-idea and still like themselves? It's a mystery lol
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