Is she really 18??? - GoFuckYourself.com

DonkeyPunchProductions · 12-11-2005, 04:58 AM

Got this gorgious tail but dont want to have to get bailed out of jail. How do I make sure that she is over 18? Cheers

phonesex · 12-11-2005, 04:59 AM

Have her sign a release before you touch her.

Oracle Porn · 12-11-2005, 05:00 AM

fuck her in in the ass and pussy, if the pussy is tighter then her ass she is over 18!

Manowar · 12-11-2005, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

fuck her in in the ass and pussy, if the pussy is tighter then her ass she is over 18!

Violetta · 12-11-2005, 05:10 AM

check her ID!

DonkeyPunchProductions · 12-11-2005, 05:25 AM

So just check her id before I film sucky,sucky? She signed a release but what else do I need to cover my ass? Many thanks.

Nookster · 12-11-2005, 05:27 AM

Here's an idea...check her ID! lol

Dirty F · 12-11-2005, 05:29 AM

How about you check her id. Wow, that was hard to come up with. My brain still hurts from it.

Dirty F · 12-11-2005, 05:30 AM

Damn surfers

Dalai lama · 12-11-2005, 05:30 AM

Ask for her ID, that was hard.

studiocritic · 12-11-2005, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

How about you check her id. Wow, that was hard to come up with. My brain still hurts from it.

hey franck, not trolling but what happens if he checks her id and it's fake? everyone in socal who is <21 has a fake, and you can't tell the difference without some good training (the kind you get from the alcohol control people)

Dirty F · 12-11-2005, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic

hey franck, not trolling but what happens if he checks her id and it's fake? everyone in socal who is <21 has a fake, and you can't tell the difference without some good training (the kind you get from the alcohol control people)

Im from Holland so i have no clue about American id's. Its fucked up that even happens. It would be pretty rare here to shoot a girl with a fake id.

And yes a good question in general. How far does one need to go to make sure shes 18.

studiocritic · 12-11-2005, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Im from Holland so i have no clue about American id's. Its fucked up that even happens. It would be pretty rare here to shoot a girl with a fake id.

And yes a good question in general. How far does one need to go to make sure shes 18.

well i'm not involved in production.. i just mean in general. all the kids have fake id's for clubs and such.. i can't tell them apart without a blacklight

DonkeyPunchProductions · 12-11-2005, 05:38 AM

very cool. that is what I am asking.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-11-2005, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic

hey franck, not trolling but what happens if he checks her id and it's fake? everyone in socal who is <21 has a fake, and you can't tell the difference without some good training (the kind you get from the alcohol control people)

Then you are left with only one other method . . . the Oracle Porn method:

Oracle Porn,
"fuck her in in the ass and pussy, if the pussy is tighter then her ass she is over 18!"

studiocritic · 12-11-2005, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by DonkeyPunchProductions

very cool. that is what I am asking.

hmm.. im in OC.. have me up to your studio and i'll check her out myself.

Dirty F · 12-11-2005, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic

well i'm not involved in production.. i just mean in general. all the kids have fake id's for clubs and such.. i can't tell them apart without a blacklight

Yeah well youre right. I think the best and easiest option would be ask for 2 ids. I doubt most chicks have 2 fake ids?

mikeyddddd · 12-11-2005, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

fuck her in in the ass and pussy, if the pussy is tighter then her ass she is over 18!

If her pussy is tighter than her ass she is UNDER 18. Until she is legal, the pooper is getting a harder workout. After she's legal, they'll both loosen up.

studiocritic · 12-11-2005, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Yeah well youre right. I think the best and easiest option would be ask for 2 ids. I doubt most chicks have 2 fake ids?

what other kind of id is she gonna have thats got her bday on it? i guess ask for her birth certificate.. but if her fake id has a friend's name, that's not gonna help. plus hardly anyone has their original birth certificates, and copies are about 5 min in photoshop to fake.. anyone who does id's can do that too, not that i'd know

Tricksy · 12-11-2005, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockatansky

check her ID!

What an IDEA!!!!

Dirty F · 12-11-2005, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic

what other kind of id is she gonna have thats got her bday on it? i guess ask for her birth certificate.. but if her fake id has a friend's name, that's not gonna help. plus hardly anyone has their original birth certificates, and copies are about 5 min in photoshop to fake.. anyone who does id's can do that too, not that i'd know

Arent you supposed to copy 2 ids in the state when shooting an adult model?

DonkeyPunchProductions · 12-11-2005, 05:58 AM

Yes, the vixon is resourceful, crafty... Two forged identifications are not that hard to come by...

DonkeyPunchProductions · 12-11-2005, 06:05 AM

I guess in the future I need to invite studiocritic over to the set but for tonight I will just fuck her in the ass and pussy, and if the pussy is tighter than her ass I am bueno.

studiocritic · 12-11-2005, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by DonkeyPunchProductions

Yes, the vixon is resourceful, crafty... Two forged identifications are not that hard to come by...

donkey i'm not sure how up to date you are on GFY protocol but you totally sidestepped me self-inviting myself to your shoot.. i am hurt and offended. your penalty is 1 (18+) virgin.

Fah King · 12-11-2005, 06:07 AM

Ask her to see her original birth certificate, i doubt that she faked that it would cost her over 10 grand.

just a punk · 12-11-2005, 06:08 AM

If she looks too young for you, but you still wanna fuck her. This makes me think that you have some mental problem. Just think on it. May be you should make a visit to your psychotherapist?

DonkeyPunchProductions · 12-11-2005, 06:13 AM

Waoh... Just following the best advice given.

fallenmuffin · 12-11-2005, 06:25 AM

Here is what I would ask for...

Sign a release
Show me TWO forms of government issued IDs
Show me a birth cert and social (first three numbers on the social will verify the state she was born in)

Come on people if you're going to run a business then do..

DonkeyPunchProductions · 12-11-2005, 06:38 AM

cool, cool..thanks to all.. Studiocritic if you want to check out a future shoot send an email to my gmail account at [email protected]. Cheers..

broke · 12-11-2005, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic

what other kind of id is she gonna have thats got her bday on it? i guess ask for her birth certificate.. but if her fake id has a friend's name, that's not gonna help. plus hardly anyone has their original birth certificates, and copies are about 5 min in photoshop to fake.. anyone who does id's can do that too, not that i'd know

Passport???

studiocritic · 12-11-2005, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DonkeyPunchProductions

cool, cool..thanks to all.. Studiocritic if you want to check out a future shoot send an email to my gmail account at [email protected]. Cheers..

lol good deal. i was just fucking around with you.. good luck, hit me up when you need bailed out - im cheaper than the bond places.

abz · 12-11-2005, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

fuck her in in the ass and pussy, if the pussy is tighter then her ass she is over 18!

surely the ass has to be tighter???

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DonkeyPunchProductions Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: back in la Posts: 188	So just check her id before I film sucky,sucky? She signed a release but what else do I need to cover my ass? Many thanks.

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	How about you check her id. Wow, that was hard to come up with. My brain still hurts from it.

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12-11-2005, 05:38 AM	#14
DonkeyPunchProductions Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: back in la Posts: 188	very cool. that is what I am asking.

12-11-2005, 05:58 AM	#22
DonkeyPunchProductions Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: back in la Posts: 188	Yes, the vixon is resourceful, crafty... Two forged identifications are not that hard to come by...

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DonkeyPunchProductions Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: back in la Posts: 188	I guess in the future I need to invite studiocritic over to the set but for tonight I will just fuck her in the ass and pussy, and if the pussy is tighter than her ass I am bueno.

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12-11-2005, 06:13 AM	#27
DonkeyPunchProductions Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: back in la Posts: 188	Waoh... Just following the best advice given.

12-11-2005, 06:25 AM	#28
fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	Here is what I would ask for... Sign a release Show me TWO forms of government issued IDs Show me a birth cert and social (first three numbers on the social will verify the state she was born in) Come on people if you're going to run a business then do..

12-11-2005, 06:38 AM	#29
DonkeyPunchProductions Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: back in la Posts: 188	cool, cool..thanks to all.. Studiocritic if you want to check out a future shoot send an email to my gmail account at [email protected]. Cheers..