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andrea · 03-28-2002, 12:57 PM

Hello Fans

What is the different between a Taiwan Whore and pizza ?

Try to guess....

Jakke PNG · 03-28-2002, 12:58 PM

I wouldn't eat a taiwan whore, that's for sure.

FATPad · 03-28-2002, 12:59 PM

Taiwan whores cost less than $14.95 and aren't delivered to your door?

Amputate Your Head · 03-28-2002, 12:59 PM

one is covered with goo and cheese, and the other one is a pizza.

[Labret] · 03-28-2002, 12:59 PM

A pizza wont scream when you bury a screwdriver into it.

Or when you slice it in half.

Jakke PNG · 03-28-2002, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
A pizza wont scream when you bury a screwdriver into it.

Or when you slice it in half.

Are you Bret Easton Ellis, or Patrick Bateman himself?

AaronM · 03-28-2002, 01:02 PM

The red spots on the pizza are pepperoni?

The pizza is supposed to be oozing cheese?

Pizzas do not eat cats?

FATPad · 03-28-2002, 01:04 PM

Pizza's only smell like dead, rotting, tuna when you order a pizza with dead rotting tuna on it?

Slick · 03-28-2002, 01:12 PM

ROFL@Replies

andrea · 03-28-2002, 01:14 PM

Wrong...

But please try more :-)

^R3K^ · 03-28-2002, 01:19 PM

You will not die 2 weeks after fucking a pizza?

The burning sensation you feel after fucking a hot pizza is normal, the burning sensation you get from fucking a Taiwan Whore is deadly.

Anchovees actually cover up the smell of a Taiwan Whore?

FATPad · 03-28-2002, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by andrea
Hello Fans

What is the different between a Taiwan Whore and pizza ?

Try to guess....

You're not a pizza?

kmanrox · 03-28-2002, 01:20 PM

andrea, none. they are both under 12 years of age

AaronM · 03-28-2002, 01:25 PM

pizza is supposed to have yeast

theWatsonian · 03-28-2002, 01:33 PM

The pizza is only baked once?

The pizza doesn't steal your wallet?

The pizza doesn't fake an orgasm?

The pizza comes with anchovies, the whore comes with crabs?

Party goat won't eat the whore?

richard123 · 03-28-2002, 02:13 PM

if you can't tell the difference between a Taiwan Whore and a pizza, you have a serious problem.

FreeOnes · 03-28-2002, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by richard123
if you can't tell the difference between a Taiwan Whore and a pizza, you have a serious problem.

*LOL*

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 03-28-2002, 03:59 PM

Ten posts and she already has a fanclub ??? Hmmm

Did I miss the titty pics of the century ?????

Cheshire · 03-28-2002, 05:53 PM

Eating pizza tastes like heaven and makes you fat, eating a Taiwanese whore taste like AIDS and makes you skinny.

Prodigy · 03-28-2002, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by richard123
if you can't tell the difference between a Taiwan Whore and a pizza, you have a serious problem.

This one is the best hehehe

andrea · 03-28-2002, 06:19 PM

Here is a "Hint" if you figure out the answer you will puke

Hey just wanted to tell you guys and girls great "Guessing So Far.!"

Try guessing more...

m0rph3us · 03-28-2002, 08:35 PM

The Taiwan Whore is trying to win a DVD ?

^R3K^ · 03-28-2002, 09:30 PM

You peel the crust off of the Taiwan Whore before you eat her!

BrettJ's Pimp · 03-28-2002, 09:50 PM

pizza is rarely in a taiwan whore, but taiwan whores are often in pizzas?

Bigdogg · 03-28-2002, 10:03 PM

tell us!!

Za Ha · 03-28-2002, 10:14 PM

Nothing.

SykkBoy · 03-28-2002, 11:39 PM

none, but if I find a pizza in my Taiwan whore I ain't paying and if I find a pizza in my Taiwan whore I ain't paying..........

ServerGenius · 03-29-2002, 01:43 AM

Hello Fans.......????? Did I miss something? Why do you assume
we're your fans?? GoFyckYourself!

DynaMite

Nedder · 03-29-2002, 02:15 AM

>>>^R3K^... You peel the crust off of the Taiwan Whore before you eat her!<<<

Yup, thats the way I heard it.

NZ

andrea · 03-29-2002, 04:56 AM

Ok,

I'll go fuck my self Dynaspain good comment there, sorry about that anyway I will tell you the answer to the joke later today :-)
Nedder, nope not right answer.

timethief · 03-29-2002, 06:23 AM

who fucking cares.
go fuck yourself. com

03-28-2002, 12:57 PM	#1
andrea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iceland Posts: 138	Joke of the day - you must reply! Hello Fans What is the different between a Taiwan Whore and pizza ? Try to guess.... __________________ andrea

03-28-2002, 12:58 PM	#2
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I wouldn't eat a taiwan whore, that's for sure. __________________ ..and I'm off.

03-28-2002, 01:14 PM	#10
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03-28-2002, 01:19 PM	#11
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	You will not die 2 weeks after fucking a pizza? The burning sensation you feel after fucking a hot pizza is normal, the burning sensation you get from fucking a Taiwan Whore is deadly. Anchovees actually cover up the smell of a Taiwan Whore? __________________ no business like ho business Http://www.natnet.com No Hype, Just Results

03-28-2002, 01:20 PM	#13
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03-28-2002, 12:59 PM	#3
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03-28-2002, 12:59 PM	#4
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	one is covered with goo and cheese, and the other one is a pizza.

03-28-2002, 12:59 PM	#5
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AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,923	The red spots on the pizza are pepperoni? The pizza is supposed to be oozing cheese? Pizzas do not eat cats?

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FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	Pizza's only smell like dead, rotting, tuna when you order a pizza with dead rotting tuna on it?

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03-28-2002, 01:25 PM	#14
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,923	pizza is supposed to have yeast

03-28-2002, 01:33 PM	#15
theWatsonian Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: PB4L HQ Posts: 1,737	The pizza is only baked once? The pizza doesn't steal your wallet? The pizza doesn't fake an orgasm? The pizza comes with anchovies, the whore comes with crabs? Party goat won't eat the whore? __________________ <a href="http://www.watsonian.net"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/cjpb6.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.adultplatinum.com/wm.html?id=567353"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/adult_platinum_85x85_03.gif" border="0"></a>

03-28-2002, 02:13 PM	#16
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03-28-2002, 03:59 PM	#18
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Ten posts and she already has a fanclub ??? Hmmm Did I miss the titty pics of the century ????? __________________

03-28-2002, 05:53 PM	#19
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03-28-2002, 06:19 PM	#21
andrea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iceland Posts: 138	Here is a "Hint" if you figure out the answer you will puke Hey just wanted to tell you guys and girls great "Guessing So Far.!" Try guessing more... __________________ andrea

03-28-2002, 08:35 PM	#22
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03-28-2002, 09:30 PM	#23
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03-28-2002, 09:50 PM	#24
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03-28-2002, 11:39 PM	#27
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03-29-2002, 02:15 AM	#29
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03-29-2002, 04:56 AM	#30
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