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			 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.  | 
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		  I was definately guilty of the last few. 
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		 2005 It Is! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 9. You walk up to friends who are having a conversation, and you shout... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			SIG PLACEMENT!!! 
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	Care about me? Who? Me! Who?  | 
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		 very true, tech makes society to evolve 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Some just ring too true... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.  | 
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		 My Personal Faves!   
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 The future is now; and I am grateful to be part of it..   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 OMG I am hyper ventalating that made me bust a gut. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			screen. yep.. 
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		 LOL that one totally nailed it 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			---Seems like a hobby to me now.. 
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		 return to get the cell phone, now thats true! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I can relate to too many on that list.... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Now with more Jayne 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 I have said 'brb' in an actual conversation. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Now with more Jayne 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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