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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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Vrume Mark
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![]() 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. |
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Die With Your Boots On
Join Date: Oct 2003
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![]() I was definately guilty of the last few.
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2005 It Is!
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former Miserable Admin :)
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Somewhere in Cali
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9. You walk up to friends who are having a conversation, and you shout...
SIG PLACEMENT!!! ![]()
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So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Care about me? Who? Me! Who? |
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Mom's basement
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very true, tech makes society to evolve
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Las Vegas
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Some just ring too true...
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. |
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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My Personal Faves!
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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The future is now; and I am grateful to be part of it..
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OMG I am hyper ventalating that made me bust a gut.
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7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
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LOL that one totally nailed it
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
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return to get the cell phone, now thats true!
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I can relate to too many on that list....
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Now with more Jayne
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I have said 'brb' in an actual conversation.
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Now with more Jayne
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me too! I have thought 'lol' but it stopped before it escaped my lips. |
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