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Old 12-08-2005, 09:51 PM   #1
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:stoned You Know When You're Living In 2005 When...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list.
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Old 12-08-2005, 09:55 PM   #2
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I was definately guilty of the last few.
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Old 12-08-2005, 09:58 PM   #3
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2005 It Is!
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:03 PM   #4
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8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
This one is soooo true
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:06 PM   #5
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9. You walk up to friends who are having a conversation, and you shout...
SIG PLACEMENT!!!
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:08 PM   #6
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14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
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DAM!!!!!!! so true
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:10 PM   #7
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1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
Im the only one
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:11 PM   #8
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very true, tech makes society to evolve
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:12 PM   #9
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Some just ring too true...

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.


8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:15 PM   #10
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4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list.
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:34 PM   #11
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:49 PM   #12
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14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
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hahaha got me
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:59 PM   #13
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OMG I am hyper ventalating that made me bust a gut.
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Old 12-09-2005, 12:59 AM   #14
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7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
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yep..
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Old 12-09-2005, 01:37 AM   #15
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LOL that one totally nailed it
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Old 12-09-2005, 02:38 AM   #16
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4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
---Seems like a hobby to me now..
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Old 12-09-2005, 03:06 AM   #17
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9. You walk up to friends who are having a conversation, and you shout...
SIG PLACEMENT!!!
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Old 12-09-2005, 03:15 AM   #18
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12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
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Old 12-09-2005, 03:17 AM   #19
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return to get the cell phone, now thats true!
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Old 12-09-2005, 05:02 AM   #20
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I can relate to too many on that list....
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Old 12-09-2005, 05:10 AM   #21
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I have said 'brb' in an actual conversation.
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Old 12-09-2005, 05:13 AM   #22
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I have said 'brb' in an actual conversation.
hahahah me too...i almost said 'lol' also but managed to stop myself!
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Old 12-09-2005, 05:19 AM   #23
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hahahah me too...i almost said 'lol' also but managed to stop myself!

me too! I have thought 'lol' but it stopped before it escaped my lips.
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