Joke of the day - you must reply!

**Jakke PNG** · 03-28-2002, 10:58 AM

I wouldn't eat a taiwan whore, that's for sure.

**FATPad** · 03-28-2002, 10:59 AM

Taiwan whores cost less than $14.95 and aren't delivered to your door?

**Amputate Your Head** · 03-28-2002, 10:59 AM

one is covered with goo and cheese, and the other one is a pizza.

**[Labret]** · 03-28-2002, 10:59 AM

A pizza wont scream when you bury a screwdriver into it.

Or when you slice it in half.

**Jakke PNG** · 03-28-2002, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by [Labret]
A pizza wont scream when you bury a screwdriver into it.

Or when you slice it in half.

Are you Bret Easton Ellis, or Patrick Bateman himself?

**AaronM** · 03-28-2002, 11:02 AM

The red spots on the pizza are pepperoni?

The pizza is supposed to be oozing cheese?

Pizzas do not eat cats?

**FATPad** · 03-28-2002, 11:04 AM

Pizza's only smell like dead, rotting, tuna when you order a pizza with dead rotting tuna on it?

**Slick** · 03-28-2002, 11:12 AM

ROFL@Replies

**andrea** · 03-28-2002, 11:14 AM

Wrong...

But please try more :-)

**^R3K^** · 03-28-2002, 11:19 AM

You will not die 2 weeks after fucking a pizza?

The burning sensation you feel after fucking a hot pizza is normal, the burning sensation you get from fucking a Taiwan Whore is deadly.

Anchovees actually cover up the smell of a Taiwan Whore?

**FATPad** · 03-28-2002, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by andrea
Hello Fans

What is the different between a Taiwan Whore and pizza ?

Try to guess....

You're not a pizza?

**kmanrox** · 03-28-2002, 11:20 AM

andrea, none. they are both under 12 years of age

**AaronM** · 03-28-2002, 11:25 AM

pizza is supposed to have yeast

**theWatsonian** · 03-28-2002, 11:33 AM

The pizza is only baked once?

The pizza doesn't steal your wallet?

The pizza doesn't fake an orgasm?

The pizza comes with anchovies, the whore comes with crabs?

Party goat won't eat the whore?

**richard123** · 03-28-2002, 12:13 PM

if you can't tell the difference between a Taiwan Whore and a pizza, you have a serious problem.

**FreeOnes** · 03-28-2002, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by richard123
if you can't tell the difference between a Taiwan Whore and a pizza, you have a serious problem.

*LOL*

**-=HUNGRYMAN=-** · 03-28-2002, 01:59 PM

Ten posts and she already has a fanclub ??? Hmmm

Did I miss the titty pics of the century ?????

**Cheshire** · 03-28-2002, 03:53 PM

Eating pizza tastes like heaven and makes you fat, eating a Taiwanese whore taste like AIDS and makes you skinny.

**Prodigy** · 03-28-2002, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by richard123
if you can't tell the difference between a Taiwan Whore and a pizza, you have a serious problem.

This one is the best hehehe

**andrea** · 03-28-2002, 04:19 PM

Here is a "Hint" if you figure out the answer you will puke

Hey just wanted to tell you guys and girls great "Guessing So Far.!"

Try guessing more...

**m0rph3us** · 03-28-2002, 06:35 PM

The Taiwan Whore is trying to win a DVD ?

**^R3K^** · 03-28-2002, 07:30 PM

You peel the crust off of the Taiwan Whore before you eat her!

**BrettJ's Pimp** · 03-28-2002, 07:50 PM

pizza is rarely in a taiwan whore, but taiwan whores are often in pizzas?

**Bigdogg** · 03-28-2002, 08:03 PM

tell us!!

**Za Ha** · 03-28-2002, 08:14 PM

Nothing.

**SykkBoy** · 03-28-2002, 09:39 PM

none, but if I find a pizza in my Taiwan whore I ain't paying and if I find a pizza in my Taiwan whore I ain't paying..........

**ServerGenius** · 03-28-2002, 11:43 PM

Hello Fans.......????? Did I miss something? Why do you assume
we're your fans?? GoFyckYourself!

DynaMite

**Nedder** · 03-29-2002, 12:15 AM

>>>^R3K^... You peel the crust off of the Taiwan Whore before you eat her!<<<

Yup, thats the way I heard it.

NZ

**andrea** · 03-29-2002, 02:56 AM

Ok,

I'll go fuck my self Dynaspain good comment there, sorry about that anyway I will tell you the answer to the joke later today :-)
Nedder, nope not right answer.

**timethief** · 03-29-2002, 04:23 AM

who fucking cares.
go fuck yourself. com

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