The charges were dropped, thank God for me!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Ordo · 12-06-2005, 08:23 PM

Well, to those who don't know the story, I'll tell it straight.

I was in a bar, some girl came up to me trying to pick a fight because I whooped her boyfriends ass the previous weekend. He was huge and a real local badass so you know how tough I am. I'm a Peemp! She ended up pushing me into her boyfriend who was still in a body cast of which ended up breaking in a few places thus resulting in him having to go back to the hospital. When the cops got there they told me not to sweat it because they found doghnuts in my car and they were too hungry to give a shit about the fight. Sadly, the local Sheriff arrived and tossed me in jail anyway. The other cops ate all my jelly filled so the fucker was PISSED!

Luckily I'm a peemp and my lodge buddy who works at the White House got the charges on me dropped. It's a good thing too because I was facing a heavy probation term for being a peemp!

I'm so tied into the system I get free parking tickets placed on my windshield without my even having to ask for em. I'm tellin ya, I'm a peemp! On top of that, anytime a copy sees me, he flashes his lights to say hello and more often than not, he will even get out to talk to me and pass me notes or ask for an autograph! Everyone wants to know me!

Ciao babee.
Ordo Corleone.

12-06-2005, 08:25 PM

you're such a PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMP!!!!

Ordo · 12-06-2005, 08:31 PM

I'm so money and I don't even know it!!

12-06-2005, 08:23 PM	#1
Ordo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,186	The charges were dropped, thank God for me!! Well, to those who don't know the story, I'll tell it straight. I was in a bar, some girl came up to me trying to pick a fight because I whooped her boyfriends ass the previous weekend. He was huge and a real local badass so you know how tough I am. I'm a Peemp! She ended up pushing me into her boyfriend who was still in a body cast of which ended up breaking in a few places thus resulting in him having to go back to the hospital. When the cops got there they told me not to sweat it because they found doghnuts in my car and they were too hungry to give a shit about the fight. Sadly, the local Sheriff arrived and tossed me in jail anyway. The other cops ate all my jelly filled so the fucker was PISSED! Luckily I'm a peemp and my lodge buddy who works at the White House got the charges on me dropped. It's a good thing too because I was facing a heavy probation term for being a peemp! I'm so tied into the system I get free parking tickets placed on my windshield without my even having to ask for em. I'm tellin ya, I'm a peemp! On top of that, anytime a copy sees me, he flashes his lights to say hello and more often than not, he will even get out to talk to me and pass me notes or ask for an autograph! Everyone wants to know me! Ciao babee. Ordo Corleone. __________________ Savor Premium Affiliate Area Here

12-06-2005, 08:31 PM	#3
Ordo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,186	I'm so money and I don't even know it!! __________________ Savor Premium Affiliate Area Here

12-06-2005, 08:25 PM	#2
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	you're such a PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMP!!!!