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Old 12-05-2005, 11:24 PM   #1
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A fist in the ass or...?

So I was drinking with a bunch of friends and we started thinking about those impossible to answer questions...ex: Would you rather have sex with a man, or get your little finger cut...Stupid shit like that...

So I came up with this one and was pretty surprised with the answers I got:

Would you rather have a fist shoved in your ass, or have sex with your mom? (or with your dad if your a girl)....(assuming you dont have any other choices of course)...


I was surprised because, to me it was obvious: I will NOT have sex with my mother no mather what...and most people seemed to think the same except 2...1 guy who is obviously a homophobic, said he would rather have sex with his mother than have anything in his ass (uhhh)...and one girl (huuuu)...how can anyone pick this one?? Are these 2 crazy?? would anyone here chose to have sex with his parents??? jeeez....after asking a couple of people I found out that there ARE SOME who will chose sex with parents

so I ask you: Would you rather have a fist in your ass or have sex with your mother...

(I know this thread is stupid, dont bother telling me...im just curious LOL)
Alot of homophobic guy chosed to have sex with their mom, as if incest is better LOL....
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:26 PM   #2
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def a fist in the ass. My mom is a whore. god only knows what's living is that blackhole she calls a vagina
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:29 PM   #3
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def a fist in the ass. My mom is a whore. god only knows what's living is that blackhole she calls a vagina

haha ok I wasnt expecting that one, but at least, you made the right choice!
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Old 12-06-2005, 12:13 AM   #4
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A fist in the ass. The reason for it is simple. Imagine that you chose having sex with your mom instead. How fucking ackward would it be next time you met her say for Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner?

At least with a fist up my ass, it's only ackward sitting for a couple days instead of ackward moments with my mom.
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Old 12-06-2005, 12:15 AM   #5
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Old 12-06-2005, 12:20 AM   #6
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Can my mom fist me in the ass?

That'd make for a great bar story.
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Old 12-06-2005, 12:22 AM   #7
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Can my mom fist me in the ass?

That'd make for a great bar story.
A great bar story?

Yeah, if you're in a bar in SAN FRANCISCO!
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Old 12-06-2005, 12:29 AM   #8
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I highly doubt a fist will get in my ass

but I got a great sponsor that can help ;) (sig)
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Old 12-06-2005, 12:35 AM   #9
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rather have a sandpaper covered fist in my ass than the other
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Old 12-06-2005, 01:33 AM   #10
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A fist in the ass. The reason for it is simple. Imagine that you chose having sex with your mom instead. How fucking ackward would it be next time you met her say for Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner?

At least with a fist up my ass, it's only ackward sitting for a couple days instead of ackward moments with my mom.

my thoughts exactly...

one will hurt for maybe a couple of days, the other will scar me for life...LOL
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Old 12-06-2005, 01:35 AM   #11
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uhm, that is the easist question i've seen in months.... not only would i take the fist in the ass, i'd pay anyone willing to fist my ass a few hunndred dollars to do so, and i'd allow them to refer friends for a finders fee... etc...

i dont see why these questions are hard for you?
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Old 12-06-2005, 01:38 AM   #12
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uhm, that is the easist question i've seen in months.... not only would i take the fist in the ass, i'd pay anyone willing to fist my ass a few hunndred dollars to do so, and i'd allow them to refer friends for a finders fee... etc...

i dont see why these questions are hard for you?
LOL wasnt really hard for me...(although I might not enjoy it as much as you would ;) ), I would chose it without even giving it a second thought...

I was just surprised to see some people making the other choice...
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Old 12-06-2005, 02:15 AM   #13
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Can I just say pass for that question?
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Old 12-06-2005, 02:30 AM   #14
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I think these vid galleries of mine will answer what I would choose.

http://www.cheatingxxxwife.com/tgp/m...78/index2.html
http://www.cheatingxxxwife.com/tgp/m...79/index2.html

Ps I don't think Mom could make me cum like Wendy does when she shoves her arm in my ass....

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Old 12-06-2005, 02:35 AM   #15
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a fist in my ass sounds tempting!
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Old 12-06-2005, 02:57 AM   #16
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Can my mom fist me in the ass?

That'd make for a great bar story.
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Old 12-06-2005, 06:33 PM   #17
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fist me in the ass all you want just don't make me fuck my mother
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Old 12-06-2005, 06:43 PM   #18
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So I was drinking with a bunch of friends and we started thinking about those impossible to answer questions...ex: Would you rather have sex with a man, or get your little finger cut...Stupid shit like that..

Uhhhhhhhhhhh.... I'll take the paper cut
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Old 12-06-2005, 06:45 PM   #19
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i'd pill my mom up with like 10 xanax and then after 6 or so shots of Jager, i'd fuck her doggy style

and then in the morning when she wakes up she wont remember what happened

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Old 12-06-2005, 07:29 PM   #21
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I think these vid galleries of mine will answer what I would choose.

http://www.cheatingxxxwife.com/tgp/m...78/index2.html
http://www.cheatingxxxwife.com/tgp/m...79/index2.html

Ps I don't think Mom could make me cum like Wendy does when she shoves her arm in my ass....

lol.. Thats not a fist, but an arm up your ass...
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Old 12-06-2005, 07:31 PM   #22
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i'd pill my mom up with like 10 xanax and then after 6 or so shots of Jager, i'd fuck her doggy style

and then in the morning when she wakes up she wont remember what happened

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Old 12-06-2005, 07:34 PM   #23
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I think these vid galleries of mine will answer what I would choose.

http://www.cheatingxxxwife.com/tgp/m...78/index2.html
http://www.cheatingxxxwife.com/tgp/m...79/index2.html

Ps I don't think Mom could make me cum like Wendy does when she shoves her arm in my ass....

Wow
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Uhhhhhhhhhhh.... I'll take the paper cut

yaiy.. that sure hurts man...
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