You guys ever see an owl fly across the road when you're driving? - GoFuckYourself.com

sonofsam · 12-06-2005, 05:28 AM

It's quite the sight.... and they seem to fly REALLY slow..

came close to hitting owls a couple times while driving..

gniiiighhhhhhhhttttttttt

Sanctuary · 12-06-2005, 05:30 AM

gangbangjoe · 12-06-2005, 05:32 AM

this summer i hit one of these birds with my car while doing 120 km/h

my license plate got all fuked up but the front bumper didn't get any damaged

little biry flew for a last time but it looked fucking funny.

RIP BIRDY

sonofsam · 12-06-2005, 05:35 AM

i hit a bird with an suv before... it got lodged in the step up thing on the side.... his head was like in between the door and the step up thing and it was stuck.... we had to pull it (it was already dead) and his head came off...

the sound was nasty, and i was running around in circles like a girl grossed out from seeing a spider or something

reynold · 12-06-2005, 05:37 AM

nope, I haven't experienced an owl flying over me but a bat and it really is scary.

gangbangjoe · 12-06-2005, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i hit a bird with an suv before... it got lodged in the step up thing on the side.... his head was like in between the door and the step up thing and it was stuck.... we had to pull it (it was already dead) and his head came off...

the sound was nasty, and i was running around in circles like a girl grossed out from seeing a spider or something

yep if you behead a chicken they still run around

when i was a child me and my dad we visited this farmer and he was killing this chickens.

so he choped its head of and it run across the table against me...

my shirt got all bloody and i almost crapped my pants

iBanker · 12-06-2005, 05:42 AM

I got a place in San Diego, a ranch. I've seen them so many times in the barns and flying over the road at night I've lost count.

To this day though they startle the shit out of me when I see them though. Bastards.

who · 12-06-2005, 05:43 AM

Birds are so cool.

xclusive · 12-06-2005, 05:48 AM

A few times when I lived in Kentucky never hit one but scary fuckers

Mutt · 12-06-2005, 05:50 AM

birds are scary - and owls are major creepy. some big black dirty looking bird got in my place through the fireplace in the basement - i had no idea what was going on, just heard the aluminum window blinds making a huge racket so i tip toed down the stairs to see what was happening - almost had a heart attack when that black thing flew at me - and it kept flying into the walls frantically and i was just running back and forth with my hands over my head to protect me - it was a battlefield - i got a broom but i didnt want to hurt it - just wanted to get to the door and get it open so it could fly out but getting to the door with that thing whizzing at me and hitting the walls took what felt like an hour.

J-$ · 12-06-2005, 06:15 AM

I'm stunned no one has brought up them ugly ass O'rly owls yet - let's keep it that way

...t-minus 10 secs before someone posts 'em

Jarmusch · 12-06-2005, 09:09 AM

It was probably Orly going out for a night on the town.

atom · 12-06-2005, 09:31 AM

I hit a great horned owl with my car when i was 18

12-06-2005, 05:28 AM	#1
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	You guys ever see an owl fly across the road when you're driving? It's quite the sight.... and they seem to fly REALLY slow.. came close to hitting owls a couple times while driving.. gniiiighhhhhhhhttttttttt __________________ I like turtles.

12-06-2005, 05:32 AM	#3
gangbangjoe Ronin Join Date: May 2004 Location: Live by the code Die by the code Posts: 17,693	this summer i hit one of these birds with my car while doing 120 km/h my license plate got all fuked up but the front bumper didn't get any damaged little biry flew for a last time but it looked fucking funny. RIP BIRDY __________________ NichePay - $30 on all trials - Killer Ratios .................................................. Female Ejaculation - Hairy - Shemale Puffy Nipples - Huge Clits - And More! ..................................................

12-06-2005, 05:35 AM	#4
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i hit a bird with an suv before... it got lodged in the step up thing on the side.... his head was like in between the door and the step up thing and it was stuck.... we had to pull it (it was already dead) and his head came off... the sound was nasty, and i was running around in circles like a girl grossed out from seeing a spider or something __________________ I like turtles.

12-06-2005, 05:42 AM	#7
iBanker Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego, moving to Portland. Posts: 2,758	I got a place in San Diego, a ranch. I've seen them so many times in the barns and flying over the road at night I've lost count. To this day though they startle the shit out of me when I see them though. Bastards. __________________ www.JasonandAlex.com Christopher's ICQ: 268-843-170

12-06-2005, 05:48 AM	#9
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	A few times when I lived in Kentucky never hit one but scary fuckers __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

12-06-2005, 05:30 AM	#2
Sanctuary Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 141

12-06-2005, 05:37 AM	#5
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	nope, I haven't experienced an owl flying over me but a bat and it really is scary.

12-06-2005, 05:43 AM	#8
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Birds are so cool.

12-06-2005, 05:50 AM	#10
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	birds are scary - and owls are major creepy. some big black dirty looking bird got in my place through the fireplace in the basement - i had no idea what was going on, just heard the aluminum window blinds making a huge racket so i tip toed down the stairs to see what was happening - almost had a heart attack when that black thing flew at me - and it kept flying into the walls frantically and i was just running back and forth with my hands over my head to protect me - it was a battlefield - i got a broom but i didnt want to hurt it - just wanted to get to the door and get it open so it could fly out but getting to the door with that thing whizzing at me and hitting the walls took what felt like an hour. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

12-06-2005, 06:15 AM	#11
J-$ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,090	I'm stunned no one has brought up them ugly ass O'rly owls yet - let's keep it that way ...t-minus 10 secs before someone posts 'em __________________

12-06-2005, 09:09 AM	#12
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	It was probably Orly going out for a night on the town.

12-06-2005, 09:31 AM	#13
atom Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 2,740	I hit a great horned owl with my car when i was 18