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NickPapageorgio · 12-07-2005, 11:11 PM

Post em if ya got em. Here's mine...

Just after 9/11, during the whole "Anthrax scare", my wife ordered her grandmother something from Amazon.com for Christmas to be delivered. When the package arrived, my wife's paranoid grammy said to the postman, "Well...I don't know anyone in the Amazon." She accepted the package and it sat in her kitchen, unopened. The more she thought about the word Amazon, the more she convinced herself that the package was indeed filled with some sort of life ending terrorist stew that would peel the skin from her skull and melt her lungs. She findly ended up calling the cops, who came to the house, and opened her sweater for her.

True story...poor grammy

PixeLs · 12-07-2005, 11:24 PM

Hahahahaha

Better teach her about Cyber shopping!

miss wild · 12-10-2005, 04:03 AM

nice one...funny hahahaha

Ace_luffy · 12-10-2005, 04:11 AM

Hahahahahahahahaha

Violetta · 12-10-2005, 05:46 AM

Manowar · 12-10-2005, 07:01 AM

hahaha nice

HpicAnn · 12-10-2005, 07:06 AM

lol that was very funny..

Th!nk · 12-10-2005, 07:52 AM

hahahaah! good one

Dalai lama · 12-10-2005, 07:54 AM

that's a pretty good one nick

Vitasoy · 12-10-2005, 08:21 AM

lol... I think my grandma would do the same.

12-07-2005, 11:11 PM	#1
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	Funny Christmas Stories... Post em if ya got em. Here's mine... Just after 9/11, during the whole "Anthrax scare", my wife ordered her grandmother something from Amazon.com for Christmas to be delivered. When the package arrived, my wife's paranoid grammy said to the postman, "Well...I don't know anyone in the Amazon." She accepted the package and it sat in her kitchen, unopened. The more she thought about the word Amazon, the more she convinced herself that the package was indeed filled with some sort of life ending terrorist stew that would peel the skin from her skull and melt her lungs. She findly ended up calling the cops, who came to the house, and opened her sweater for her. True story...poor grammy __________________

12-07-2005, 11:24 PM	#2
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12-10-2005, 04:03 AM	#3
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12-10-2005, 04:11 AM	#4
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12-10-2005, 07:06 AM	#7
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12-10-2005, 07:52 AM	#8
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12-10-2005, 07:54 AM	#9
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12-10-2005, 08:21 AM	#10
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