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Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-04-2005, 01:47 PM

I need your expertise!

At a strip club, there are bartender girls. I saw the hottest girl working behind the bar one night. What is the deal with bartender girls at dance clubs? Are they on their way to stripping? Are they just different? They wear sexy outfits, but nothing like the dancer. This girl is SHOCKINGLY HOT!

Any info would be helpful! Thank you!

Fletch XXX · 12-04-2005, 01:49 PM

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-04-2005, 02:11 PM

This girl is so hot that guys can't look away once they see her. I am frightened by her powers.

Anybody that knows about bar girls at dance clubs can help (if you want). Thanks!

J-$ · 12-04-2005, 02:24 PM

...I'm speechless...I dont know wheter I want to laugh or cry...

Fletch XXX · 12-04-2005, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by J-$

...I'm speechless...I dont know wheter I want to laugh or cry...

never try to understand trolls.

they do it simply to do it.

http://www.rentatroll.com

hova · 12-04-2005, 02:28 PM

I'm going to dance now

CDSmith · 12-04-2005, 02:41 PM

She looks that hot while she's at work to gain more tips. And if the club is at all busy her tips would be very large, providing her with that much money without having to peel off her clothes.

But once she goes home her work face comes off, the cutlets come out of her pushup bra, out come her hair extentions, off come the eyelashes.

There are no mirrors at her place.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-04-2005, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

never try to understand trolls.

they do it simply to do it.

Unlike Fletch XXX (the troll) who posts pure truth and goodness.

None of his 47,000+ posts are pure shit. Well, most of them aren't considered a bag full of rancid puke. Ok, a few of his posts are substantive . . . maybe not substantive but . . . shit, man . . .

. . . Fletch XXX is a fuck just wasting space on this board. People would prefer to stick their face into a pile of a fat man's diarrhea rather than read his posts.

Sorry dude but this ain't news.

Good luck with your efforts to find a friend . . . loser.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-04-2005, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

She looks that hot while she's at work to gain more tips. And if the club is at all busy her tips would be very large, providing her with that much money without having to peel off her clothes.

But once she goes home her work face comes off, the cutlets come out of her pushup bra, out come her hair extentions, off come the eyelashes.

There are no mirrors at her place.

This girl is pure beauty.

No fake crap . . . just perfection.

She showed up on her off night, in regular clothes. Guys were surrounding her all night. She is astonishing.

CDSmith · 12-04-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

This girl is pure beauty.

No fake crap . . . just perfection.

She showed up on her off night, in regular clothes. Guys were surrounding her all night. She is astonishing.

Come on.... my post was funny and you know it :D

I've known a few bartender girls like this in my time. Just because she's hot doesn't mean stripping is for her. Hell, for some girls even modelling isn't their cup of tea. Tending bar in a hot club is all the income and attention some of them need.

No harm in trying to recruit her for shoots though, if that happens to be something you do.

Nismo · 12-04-2005, 03:33 PM

Do whatever the fuck you can to strike up a convo with her. If she keeps talking to you, it means she's interested.

Now, if you get her naked, you must take pics and post them since I helped you.

Good day.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-04-2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Come on.... my post was funny and you know it :D

I've known a few bartender girls like this in my time. Just because she's hot doesn't mean stripping is for her. Hell, for some girls even modelling isn't their cup of tea. Tending bar in a hot club is all the income and attention some of them need.

No harm in trying to recruit her for shoots though, if that happens to be something you do.

Ya, I know it was funny.

Cutlets? That got me too!

I was just making fun of "Flutch XXX" for being a complete waste of a human.

You, on the other hand, at least make posts worth reading.

Keep on keeping on!

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-04-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

Do whatever the fuck you can to strike up a convo with her. If she keeps talking to you, it means she's interested.

Now, if you get her naked, you must take pics and post them since I helped you.

Good day.

Thank you Nismo! I will owe you at least the nude pics! You will cry at her hotness! I thank you for your help!

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 12-04-2005, 04:01 PM

Where are you "C_U_Next_Tuesday"?

I need you!!!

Juicy D. Links · 12-04-2005, 04:14 PM

ask her if she swallows , chicks dig that as the opening line

J-$ · 12-04-2005, 05:28 PM

Dude, see a shrink already. For the right price, I can pretend to be one, also. You're a fucking nut, you've been asking about a stripper all week long, and now you're stalking the barmaid + C_U_Next_Tuesday... Don't make me go mafia on that ass, I might just have sonofsam and his highly-skilled assassins show up at your front door, guns blazing 'n shit. Peace.

J-$ · 12-04-2005, 05:32 PM

BTW Juicy that cartoon in your sig is not doing you justice, you are way too good-looking to be reproduced in any form of art

.
Now send me a damn free fleshlight, already.

cherrylula · 12-04-2005, 06:34 PM

"rent a girlfriend"

Marshal · 12-04-2005, 07:06 PM

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C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-04-2005, 10:39 PM

hahahaha..I hate to tell you but all the barmaids at strip clubs are

LESBIANS!...stick with the stripper girls.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-04-2005, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

Where are you "C_U_Next_Tuesday"?

I need you!!!

Snowboarding in some sic powder.

I am going to have to start charging you by the hour for this advice..careful now

uno · 12-04-2005, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

ask her if she swallows , chicks dig that as the opening line

The question you really need to ask is "Do you take it in the can?" Trust me.

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12-04-2005, 05:28 PM	#16
J-$ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,090	Dude, see a shrink already. For the right price, I can pretend to be one, also. You're a fucking nut, you've been asking about a stripper all week long, and now you're stalking the barmaid + C_U_Next_Tuesday... Don't make me go mafia on that ass, I might just have sonofsam and his highly-skilled assassins show up at your front door, guns blazing 'n shit. Peace. __________________

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