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  • TDF
    Triple OG nigga on GFY
    • Mar 2002
    • 27296

    #1

    are webmasters really that fuckin lame?

    that they need to fuck inanimate objects to get pleasure? I mean stupid dumb numbnut surfers are one thing but webmasters?
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  • Fletch XXX
    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2
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    • spacedog
      Yes that IS me. Bitch.
      • Nov 2001
      • 14149

      #3
      Originally posted by TDF
      that they need to fuck inanimate objects to get pleasure? I mean stupid dumb numbnut surfers are one thing but webmasters?
      I was thinking the same thing.
      I imagine some weird ones that never leave the house to see real humans.. you know, they're in their dirty underwear all day & night, got scruffy, grungy hair & the house is a mess with rags of cum everywhere

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      • Sly
        Let's do some business!
        • Sep 2004
        • 31376

        #4
        Is fucking a Fleshlight really much different from jerking off? I don't see how one can be considered standard habit but the other is taboo.

        Please explain.
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        • BlackCrayon
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jun 2003
          • 19634

          #5
          many webmasters here are just surfers who hit the minimum payout every 3 months.
          you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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          • TDF
            Triple OG nigga on GFY
            • Mar 2002
            • 27296

            #6
            Originally posted by Sly
            Is fucking a Fleshlight really much different from jerking off? I don't see how one can be considered standard habit but the other is taboo.

            Please explain.


            well for starters,try explaining a can with tera patrick lips to your company
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            • bringer
              i have man boobies
              • Jul 2003
              • 13082

              #7
              Originally posted by BlackCrayon
              many webmasters here are just surfers who hit the minimum payout every 3 months.
              4 months actually. ill hit 3 in a year hopefully.
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              • Sly
                Let's do some business!
                • Sep 2004
                • 31376

                #8
                Originally posted by TDF
                well for starters,try explaining a can with tera patrick lips to your company
                You talk to your company about your masturbation habits? You must be pretty open, haha.
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                • JoeMeca
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 2266

                  #9
                  ^ lol yea

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                  • Rui
                    web
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 9533

                    #10
                    I'm happy some of you guys don't see the business potential in this sort of product :D

                    Some of you guys are too tied to the past, and that can be a good thing :P

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                    • Jarmusch
                       
                      • May 2003
                      • 12479

                      #11
                      Yo where's Akil?

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                      • TDF
                        Triple OG nigga on GFY
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 27296

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Rui
                        I'm happy some of you guys don't see the business potential in this sort of product :D

                        Some of you guys are too tied to the past, and that can be a good thing :P


                        this isnt about the buisness potential of fleshlight...hell,if you can convince a surfer that jesus face appeared in mac and cheese you can convince them of anything..this is about webmasters who can hopefully get pussy but perfer to fuck latex in a can and get excited over it
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                        • TDF
                          Triple OG nigga on GFY
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 27296

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jarmusch
                          Yo where's Akil?


                          he's around somewhere..i talked to him last night
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                          • TDF
                            Triple OG nigga on GFY
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 27296

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sly
                            You talk to your company about your masturbation habits? You must be pretty open, haha.


                            lol..i wouldnt share habits like that with anyone,but try explaining the coke flashlight object someone found around your house
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                            • Rui
                              web
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 9533

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TDF
                              this isnt about the buisness potential of fleshlight...hell,if you can convince a surfer that jesus face appeared in mac and cheese you can convince them of anything..this is about webmasters who can hopefully get pussy but perfer to fuck latex in a can and get excited over it
                              I assume most people that asked for a sample are going to give it the same use I will to mine: use it for marketing purposes...

                              at least I want to belive in that

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                              • Jarmusch
                                 
                                • May 2003
                                • 12479

                                #16
                                Originally posted by TDF
                                he's around somewhere..i talked to him last night
                                Hmm ok haven't heard from him in over a week..

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                                • bringer
                                  i have man boobies
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 13082

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TDF
                                  this isnt about the buisness potential of fleshlight...hell,if you can convince a surfer that jesus face appeared in mac and cheese you can convince them of anything..this is about webmasters who can hopefully get pussy but perfer to fuck latex in a can and get excited over it
                                  the answer is 7. who knows, maybe most of gfy doesnt have 20 woman lying around to please them at a moments notice so they still masturbate. fleshlight > hand. as far as company, how do you explain that jumbo sized jar a vasoline under your bed to company? its under your bed so they dont see it. you be a playa yo
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                                  • justsexxx
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 13723

                                    #18
                                    What is wrong when some guys wanna use a fleshlight in stead of "just" jerking off? Even when you have a gf, you still can do this...What is the difference between a fleshlight for men, and a vibrator for girls? Or do you think I am a bad lover when my gf has a vibrator/dildo as well? Please explain
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                                    • Rui
                                      web
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 9533

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by justsexxx
                                      What is wrong when some guys wanna use a fleshlight in stead of "just" jerking off? Even when you have a gf, you still can do this...What is the difference between a fleshlight for men, and a vibrator for girls? Or do you think I am a bad lover when my gf has a vibrator/dildo as well? Please explain
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                                      • BlackCrayon
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 19634

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Rui
                                        I'm happy some of you guys don't see the business potential in this sort of product :D

                                        Some of you guys are too tied to the past, and that can be a good thing :P
                                        the past? fleshlights are not new, they've been around for years now. just getting way more exposure here since a couple of obsessive posters have some investments/work for them.
                                        you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                        • Rui
                                          web
                                          • Dec 2001
                                          • 9533

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                          the past? fleshlights are not new, they've been around for years now. just getting way more exposure here since a couple of obsessive posters have some investments/work for them.
                                          actualy since those "obsessive posters" started working for them an opportunity was given for many people to promote them since as you know they were invite only and had some special requirements...

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                                          • spacedog
                                            Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                            • Nov 2001
                                            • 14149

                                            #22
                                            It has nothing to do with yanking yer wank, but the fact that your all excited about it, like a little kid waiting for christmas to open his new red rider so he can shoot his eye out

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                                            • Rui
                                              web
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 9533

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by spacedog
                                              It has nothing to do with yanking yer wank, but the fact that your all excited about it, like a little kid waiting for christmas to open his new red rider so he can shoot his eye out
                                              you don't get it...don't even going to bother explaining it to a simpleton like yourself...

                                              have a nice day

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                                              • BlackCrayon
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 19634

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Rui
                                                actualy since those "obsessive posters" started working for them an opportunity was given for many people to promote them since as you know they were invite only and had some special requirements...

                                                actually i didn't know it was invite only but if they stuff sells, more power to them. i think most of the hype around getting a free fleshlight is more ass kissing than anything, but maybe not. they should consider some sort of cleaning kit as an add on, thats gotta be the worst part about it.
                                                you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                • Fletch XXX
                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 60840

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Rui
                                                  actualy since those "obsessive posters" started working for them an opportunity was given for many people to promote them since as you know they were invite only and had some special requirements...

                                                  whats funny is some of us emailed and was given the run around more than 2 year ago. Now that its all over gfy they want people like me to sign up, some of us have decided to stick with already selling.

                                                  i was ignored when i emailed and explained i would like to promote them. They emailed back generic reply, and i just dont feel right jumping on the train as all of you are.

                                                  ill stick to whats been working for me because if i wasnt worth allowing in 2 years ago, im not going to jump to change my links now.

                                                  not knocking the fleshlight at all, i just dont like being put off and told someone would "get back to me" after i take the time to write emails and try to be allowed in. Now all these newbs are getting access and free fleshlights?

                                                  ill stick with the companies who ive made money with sex toys for years instead.

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                                                  • TDF
                                                    Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 27296

                                                    #26
                                                    well I shouldnt be suprised..this is an industry where people brag on taking pics with people who are paid to do so
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                                                    • spacedog
                                                      Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                      • 14149

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Rui
                                                      you don't get it...don't even going to bother explaining it to a simpleton like yourself...

                                                      have a nice day
                                                      You're 100% correct. I don't get why you're all so excited about a free fleshlight.

                                                      I do get the fact that you people will be able to write product testimonials more accurately after you try them out, thus market better perhaps. I do get the fact that you will have a fleshlight handy to make your own photos & videos for promo tools, I do get that you can let your friends borrow it , & when they want to buy one you email them a link, I do get alot more than you think, but what I don't get is all the excitement over it.. Think about it, you're all acting silly over a masturbator, you have to see the funniness in that. Just find it funny & that's all....

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                                                      • J-$
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                        • 2090

                                                        #28
                                                        Please share with us the righteousness of self-handed masturbation, versus fleshlight. I can understand the original idea of your post; you would have to be pretty lame to think/PLAN on ordering a fleshlight in order for you to no longer masturbate (in the conventional way) 3 weeks down the road, when FedEx delivers it to you. But let's assume for a minute that both means were offered to you; what is it that would keep you from resorting to a fleshlight? I think masturbation in general is taboo, therefore anyone who invests too much thought on the matter will be seen as "lame", and I can understand that. Personally, I wouldn't spend a dime on the fucking thing, but I'd be curious to try it if it came in handy. LOL. Funny how it is a PLUS for a girl to have a dildo, in the same way it is a PLUS for a male to have sex with plenty of partners.

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                                                        • StuartD
                                                          Sofa King Band
                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 29903

                                                          #29
                                                          surfers can hack a site to get free access, sell memberships... what have you.

                                                          webmastes have trouble filling out forms that say "Enter Name: "
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                                                          • TDF
                                                            Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                            • 27296

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by J-$
                                                            Please share with us the righteousness of self-handed masturbation, versus fleshlight. I can understand the original idea of your post; you would have to be pretty lame to think/PLAN on ordering a fleshlight in order for you to no longer masturbate (in the conventional way) 3 weeks down the road, when FedEx delivers it to you. But let's assume for a minute that both means were offered to you; what is it that would keep you from resorting to a fleshlight? I think masturbation in general is taboo, therefore anyone who invests too much thought on the matter will be seen as "lame", and I can understand that. Personally, I wouldn't spend a dime on the fucking thing, but I'd be curious to try it if it came in handy. LOL. Funny how it is a PLUS for a girl to have a dildo, in the same way it is a PLUS for a male to have sex with plenty of partners.



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                                                            • beemk
                                                              CLICK HERE
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 20829

                                                              #31
                                                              ive been selling the fleshlight since they were invite only and i make good $ with it. i still wish it was invite only and i think its a waste of $ to pay someone like juicy to spam them on gfy all day, but im not here to tell anyone how to run their business.
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                                                              • tristan_D
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2005
                                                                • 7865

                                                                #32
                                                                you might want to give fleshlight a try, probably then you can reconsider your apprehensions
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                                                                • Alex From San Diego
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 1642

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Go to a show and look around and you will understand more. If I was going to give promo items, they would be more along the lines of the following:

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                                                                  Toothpaste
                                                                  Shampoo
                                                                  Soap
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