ESCORTS and NOT PAYING!! Im Getting Good at This!

OK I do not see a place on that page to contact you or send my banner, web page link or pics to and I do not wish to post it on here for obvious reasoning. I also do not see a pm function on this board? Any suggestions?

I dont really have a section for it yet either. Ive been brain storming here.

The hamster wheel in my head is spinning.

I should have an escort section now im thinking. Hmmm.

Yeah dont post your info here. You can email me if you like. bp4l at boneprone.com

Then that way when i do have something going, I can work something out with ya.

well congrats on the scam i guess

Done Hope to talk to you again in the near future.

why are these thread always most visited and has so many posts? who's bumping them???

The fans of the Anal Hobbit.

And you........

Thank you for the welcome Bone, it?s appreciated. Yes we?re all in the adult industry in one way or another and it?s nice to have another forum to market our work.

Dear whore haters, If one was smart, you wouldn?t shit where you eat??????.I eat in the escort industry and make good money designing sites for escorts. A few of my clients are here now, so you may be best served welcoming them instead of bashing.

Dear Anal Douche bag, thank you for showing your true colors, I?ll make sure to pass your information to all my clients.

Xox, Da Judy

Oh my God.

I'm going to fall over. This is without a doubt "Thread of 2005".

This is beyond hilarious.

Yep it makes me sick too. Boneprone is such an ass kisser when it comes to women. He's a fuking hippocrate and a bully....

He makes me sick.

Laugh all you want at him, but while you laugh, I barf.

I agree. This thread has the potential to revolutionize the way pussy is sold.

"Ya gots it. Ya sells it. Ya still gots it."

of all the stupid shit I have read on gyf this is the worst thing I have ever heard. All I can say is karma

What a fucking moron

You're pathetic Hobbit !!!

I belong to the erotic review. That's a real great story Hobbit. What a real colorful picture of the future.Wanna hear my story ? I know a friend that actually had that happen to her. She put her cigerette out on his neck, and a gun to him. She made him give her exactly what they agreed on, and let him go. She was just going to shoot just his legs and arms so he wouldn't dye, but always remember what he did was wrong to the wrong person,but because he was compliant she let him walk. True story !
Hobbit, a thief is a thief. With your thinking let's hypathetically say I happened to be a awesome pick pocket. I knew some homeless man that always kept 20 bucks in his pocket. If I slipped it out of his pocket one day am I wrong cause he's a homeless guy and I have a job ?
You're under the direct presumption that you think you're better then working girls and everybody else . Thinking you're better than others will catch up with you. I wouldn't brag about being a thief neither cause just informing people here let people on the erotic review board know you exsist too !
And, trust me Hobbit.I would use a gun if a man tried to thieve me too ! You act like a thief and a lyer and even if it does catch up with you and you go to jail or get shot then know in jail that attitude will only make you some guys cell block *itch








[QUOTE=Anal Hobbit]Hey, not sure how many "hobbists" there are here but Im pretty avid.

I go to www.theeroticreview.com often and get hookers (escorts) on a normal basis.. Becasue Im a regular I dont dare rip off the whores in my area..
But when I travel and leave town I run a pretty good scam, and still get a great fuck! Here's how:

The key is to go to theeroticreview.com and read the reviews.

Find the escorts that allow you to put the

I knew WHORES couldn't spell for shit. And your friend would have faced a very long time in jail over a $20 blow job.

If your trade was legal you would have an argument.

This is the funniest thread in the world by the way. And everyone who takes this even a little serious needs mental help.

And speaking of going to jail ...."Officer...my John...I mean date...didn't leave me a gift"...that will go over real well

Again for the record I do not condone anything that Anal Hobbit has said...I laugh at the rest of the thread though.

Its very unfortunate now, but when I watch Lord of the Rings and I see those little hobbit fuckers, I think of the ANAL HOBBIT now.

Jesus Christ.

I just watched it earlier today, and this bastard is now in my head.