The West Coast of Canada says

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young, do you realize that doesn't matter anymore? This is beyond hobbit dude now it's for anybody who reads this and tries it, anywhere.

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One of the best threads ever.

Dear Almighty please...someone video the whores reporting the "anal hobbit" from gofuckyourself.com to law enforcement.

hahaahahahahahahahhahahhahahahaaha I'm sure the Anal Hobbit along with the rest of GFY is shaking in their boots.

Practice your "trade" in a country, state or territory where it is legal. Because though what he is doing is unethical and immoral...you don't really have a case when your John forgot to leave you "a gift."

For The Record: I would never do it. Its fucked up. But I can take this thread for what it is...a joke.

Sincerely
- The smartest man on GFY

Are you saying that his legal name is NOT "anal hobbit?"

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This thread, and the person who started it, is becoming a bit infamous. I came across it on an escort blog. Yes, we have our own blog site, and have a very large membership. I'm sure you'll become even more infamous.

Good luck with your future rip offs, you'll need it! Word travels fast. I'm sure alot of escorts will make sure to check the envelope before the "session" is over, all because of this thread. Kudos for starting it. There are several discreet ways to make sure all the cash is there. If done correctly, the "client" doesn't know it has been checked.

Oh my god its the invasion of the prostitutes!!

EIther that or someone has WAY too much time on their hand registering fake nicks and responding to themselves...

Something tells me this guy is aiming for the "Longest thread of the week" prize.

All you wannabe pimps who can't read;

Here's a thought. We deal with the real world. We deal in real life with jerk-offs like Mr. Backpeddle all the time. Do you actually think we don't have his real name? That we don't know how to track this crap? We deal with stalkers and all kinds of crazy shit, all the time, not just pussy-ass online douchebags like anal hobbit. Do you think we got into this line of work because we're "nice naive girls"?

This idiot posted all kinds of giveaway info all over the net. Duh. They always do. Give them enough rope and they'll hang themselves every time. Don't think the dating site photo is him? Then why'd he lose it when it was posted? If it wasn't him, why would he give a shit? He actually could have deaked all that but he wasn't smart enough. He acknowledged the information a number of different times.

His real information has been turned into LE along with counterfeit bills he's passed. Counterfeiting is a felony. Oops.

Holy crap!
 

This guy is a moron! Does anyone know the Wenzel charatcer that was nailed big time for being an internet idiot? Well, post a link to this thread in every blog or message board you know of. Find more details on this goof and punish him for his total lack of morals.

This thread is

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Are these the words of Anal Hobbit?

Best Qualities: "I'm very spiritual, that's my best quality. I believe in God. He has blessed me with a sense of humor. I love to make people laugh. I'm very friendly. I like helping people. I'm very genuine. I tell the truth, for better or worse. I'm very transparent. I show my good side and I show my bad side. I'm very truthful, loving and unique."

and....

Ideal woman: "She has to believe in God. She has to be smart and have a sense of humor. I like to know I can be myself, I don't want to put on airs. I want to be comfortable. A woman who takes care of herself, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink or do drugs. A good, clean woman, good healthy living who works out."

Ideal Woman: "A woman who is in a relationship with me can expect ... "heartache. She can expect the extreme highs and lows. She's either going to be extremely happy, extremely peaceful, extremely joyous or she's going to be in extreme pain. But she can expect for better or for worse. I like to bring out the best in her. I'm more into giving than I am into taking. I like to give. Whatever she wants, whatever she needs, I want to fill that desire for her."

Anal...indeed.

Loser thread.

This cracks me up.....
Anal Hobbit Writes:
Marriage is very important to me," says 43-year-old Mark, "but you must not settle or compromise, you must only marry for one reason ... love." This 6'2" entrepreneur describes himself as "very truthful, loving, spiritual, friendly and unique."

HAHAHA Truthful? LOL You are making threads about scamming people silly boy... Not Cool in my book.

It Just Keeps Getting Better
 

http://tvtrips.com/mark.htm

Check the eligiblemag.com to compare photos, and read about his amazing career with the Miami Hurricanes, to say nothing about his wonderful relationship with God in both profiles.

I beg you though, out of common decency to not call him. That would be bad.

btw, AnalHobit, where is he from?

This may be a scam that will work a few times
 

But frankly I doubt he would have the brains to keep us ladies from back-channeling his info all over the country. If he is realy seeing quality ladies then he is having to submit to pre-screening and that information is verified. We also have no problems sharing that information in the case of LE, Dangerous and of course Rip-Off artists. We provide a service just as many other members of this board do. I doubt other service oriented businesses would appreciate being ripped off just because say they use the word green in their business name.

In addition his statements that we are just whores puts him at a level that he thinks that we are less than human when in actual fact it is the ignorant persons with such attitudes about any class of people IE. he is just an affrican american so it is ok to rip him off or she is just an old lady so ripping her off is fine. Lets get serious many of us ladies are single parents etc. We are running a business that if we are less than honest word gets around rather quick via forums such as that mentioned above "The Erotic Review" in the same manner lowlifes whom feel they are better than others and do not have to pay also get their reputations known. If he runs his business with the same integrity and ignorance as he has posted here I am sure he will not long be in business for any business has to depend on such as customer satisfaction in addition to which word of mouth advertising is the best advertising you can get (if it is positive). We ladies largely depend on that type advertising (ie our reviews) so he must be dealing with someone honest.

Admitedly there are some ladies whom do not check the $ in advance but they learn awful fast that is not a wise practice. I would suggest he stay away from anyone with half a brain for she can do more to help other ladies avoid his sorry self than any bouncer :2 cents: I am sure his hobby days are numbered.


To say nothing of things such as BBB etc.

That cannot be a pic of Anal Hobbits balls because it looks like he has lost his balls and does not wish to show around here no more. :1orglaugh Or maybe God struck him with an almighty lightening bolt and sent him to where he belongs, for what he truly is a thief, an abuser, and a liar.

Now you whores are ripping on me becasue I believe in God??

Let me ask you this. You have trust issues obviously... But if you cant trust Jesus, Who can you trust?

Get a life.. I could buy and sell you.

Money talks. I could own you if I wanted.

you are a piece of shit

Good idea for thread views. Like saying you beat animals or rape kids. It's bound to get reactions from some people. But I don't believe for a second that it's true, and I hope others realize it's just a fabrication to get attention. Perhaps you wish you had the guts to do what you're writing about.

But even though it's just a poor joke I agree with the people who are saying you're ruining your reputation. Perhaps you use other aliases but if you act like that in public you'll lose a lot of friends and business due to people not understanding the rather twisted humor.

On general principal I'd never deal with someone like you. I'm sure you don't give a crap about that, but like I said others will think the same.

Trust issues? Jesus?

You are a fucking sick wack-a-doo!!!!

You sound like you are no more than a couple of Holliday Seasons away from ending it all. Do everyone a favor and take pills instead of jumping off a bridge.

Your tips for industry events
 

I just wanted to know what you had to say about getting into V.I.P parties etc. I thought that was interesting. I'm usually deejaying these events or am friends with whoever is. I haven't had a problem getting into any party in over 10 years. I just wanted to know what your TIPS were though.

LOL.. Out of respect I think I will do this after internext. The scam is too perfect.

Thread of the Year. Hands down.

LMAO @ everyone who thinks that guy Mark is actually the Anal Hobbit

Anal Hobbit
 

Do you need your pathetic balls back? Here you go, "Served on a platter."

http://www.steakandcheese.com/conten...&Type=3&Page=1

thanks for sharing DICKHEAD, since I will be launching one of THE largest escort directories the internet has EVER seen in the next couple of weeks, you will now get blackballed and IF that's you in your sig, the pic is getting posted too! Damn all of my clients are going to LOVE this one and we haven't even launched yet LOL

Just a few things to point out:
Vince Russo posted AH is Mark. He also posted a picture of him.

Not every single "whore" in the biz are scam artists. AH should know this, if he is a hobbyist. Chances are, most of the escorts he ripped off have not scammed anyone before. There are some who conduct themselves in a better manner then that.

Other people have verified AH is Mark. Of course, others will say he isn't to try to "protect" him or whatever.

AH, I love what you posted concerning your best qualities on your EM page. Perhaps you are spiritual, and believe in God. A person can have their beliefs & still scam people. What cracks me up is the "I tell the truth" part, LMAO. Yeah ok, you tell the truth. I'm sure the people you scammed would say otherwise. Then again, if this thread is for real, I guess you are finally coming clean a bit. Of course, though, you haven't told the truth about those who you have scammed who are not "whores", nor are in the "hobby". Btw, you're not that unique. You're just one of the many rip off artists in the world.

"Best Qualities: "I'm very spiritual, that's my best quality. I believe in God. He has blessed me with a sense of humor. I love to make people laugh. I'm very friendly. I like helping people. I'm very genuine. I tell the truth, for better or worse. I'm very transparent. I show my good side and I show my bad side. I'm very truthful, loving and unique."

One last thing, many of us consider the word "whore" to be a compliment. Thanks to Annie Sprinkle, it has a favorable aspect to it:
http://www.anniesprinkle.org/html/wr...es_heroes.html

At the end of the day, it really doesn?t matter if Anal H and Mark are one in the same or not. It?s clear Mark has ripped off and threatened many escorts. I?m sure he?s done this in his other business dealings as well??..Mark?s days are numbered.

And thanks to my web whore friend for telling me about this site. I love the Webmaster Q & Fuckin' A board. (da bastard was holding out on me?.lol) Hopefully I?ll be able to add some useful tips and share some of my work.

xox, Da Judy

I think this thread might have broken the record for the number of people registering... just to post in a thread. :1orglaugh

Don't worry ladies remember that those without sin can only cast the first stone. lol Also remember that the gates of paradise will be opened to prositutes before the likes of the believing with sin as we are not forgotten by God and the more ones like him makes us suffer the more likely we will enter paradise. Guess he has not read his scriptures far enough. :1orglaugh

PS. Anal Hobbit how is Advant going for you have you been to confession or to Mass this month and confessed your sins. Yeah, I am Catholic and a whore as you call it but guess what. I harm no one and am one of the honest whores who tell it like it is. My cost is an honest cost. You Sir are a liar and steal from the mouths of babes.

Its a very small small world....shit like that does not last long...POOF before you know it you are having your teeth kicked in or taking a bullet in the back of the brain....

Rules to live by never rip off or under estimate the "female power" or karma.....


You might just be an episode on CSI....soon.


Or since you will be in Vegas, you just might make it to one of those famous holes in the desert....lol :2 cents:

No, they don't, and don't tell'em. This is to good. :thumbsup

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This is too good. Is the correct way to type that. We are internet whores not street whores. You are forgetting we are the educated whores.

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/hidaye...glu/index.html

Yeah we know what pic he is using here. :winkwink:

Your welcome my Mistress, I am having fun here too. nothing like a good lod invasion of the Whores to wake everyone up.

It seems we may have put the fear of the goddess into AH, for he has run away holding what was left of his balls. To bad he did not want to meet me, I would have handed him the rest on a fork. :pimp

Maybe we should inform Hedo Turkoglu of Anal Hobbit. I bet he would just ooooo so adore him. :pimp