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Shooting_Maniac1 12-02-2005 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV
I think strippers and webmasters are alot alike... both are lazy and want everyhting done for them


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aint that the truth!

CherryLipsRosa 12-02-2005 12:48 PM

Unsolved Mystery!! :GFYBand :GFYBand

pornguy 12-02-2005 12:49 PM

Watched a special on HBO one time about a stripper. She got fired from one place because she turned 40. She was too old, and had put on some weight. You could tell that 10 or 15 years before, she was HOT.

Gina 12-02-2005 02:11 PM

I heard that sometimes old strippers go on to become fraud control analysts for really big affiliate programs, then they sit around lurking but never posting on GFY while deciding which of you webmasters are and are not going to get your checks.

Loryn 12-02-2005 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV
Have you ever met an ex stripper with a real job LOL

There are lots and lots of them that do. When I lived in Vegas almost every stripper I knew was dancing her way through college.

Happens all the time. :thumbsup

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-02-2005 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy
Watched a special on HBO one time about a stripper. She got fired from one place because she turned 40. She was too old, and had put on some weight. You could tell that 10 or 15 years before, she was HOT.

I seen that one... :Oh crap

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-02-2005 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz
lol, 5 years of working in stripclubs... i pretty much became the best dj in my city ( as far as stripclub djs' go)... its how i became known as Mikey Fingaz a.k.a. tonguezilla, lol.

edit for spelling


I wanted to come back and make note..that some of what you say is so true... but to generalize all like that is silly. I worked the clubs all over the usa from 18-35. In the process, I sold real estate, did some school , became an Aveda skin care specialist..worked in salons, bartended, and became a webmaster...now i am going to school to sell real estate and in three years..become a broker.

I would say a small percentage ends up like the description you posted first.. but not the majority.

There is a time when one has to realize they are too old to be getting naked on a stage in front of guys who will not be sympathetic ...lol.
I had two realizations..when I became old enough to be the young girls mom, and the other was dancing in a non alcohol club and guys that are as old as my son were perving on me.. I just wanted to take their wallet, put them over my knee and spank that ass.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-02-2005 02:28 PM

I got some stories to tell for sure :1orglaugh

MikeyFingaz 12-02-2005 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I wanted to come back and make note..that some of what you say is so true... but to generalize all like that is silly. I worked the clubs all over the usa from 18-35. In the process, I sold real estate, did some school , became an Aveda skin care specialist..worked in salons, bartended, and became a webmaster...now i am going to school to sell real estate and in three years..become a broker.

I would say a small percentage ends up like the description you posted first.. but not the majority.

There is a time when one has to realize they are too old to be getting naked on a stage in front of guys who will not be sympathetic ...lol.
I had two realizations..when I became old enough to be the young girls mom, and the other was dancing in a non alcohol club and guys that are as old as my son were perving on me.. I just wanted to take their wallet, put them over my knee and spank that ass.

actually where i am from, most of em do end up like that... dayton ohio is a shithole, and not that many girls have enough ambition to obtain descent employment once they quit, lol... but kudos to the ones that do:thumbsup:

MikeyFingaz 12-02-2005 02:32 PM

50 broke down strippers, lol

EroticySteve 12-02-2005 02:33 PM

Roger V is a P.I.M.P.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-02-2005 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV
Best advise I've heard in a long time :2 cents: :thumbsup

roger, you are just trying to get in my granny panties :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-02-2005 02:50 PM

Suppose you live in Ohio and you meet a dancer at a club.

What does that "dancer" really mean when she talks about going to Vegas for a week to make money?

Is the dancing there that much more profitable, or am I right in thinking that she wouldn't be going for the dancing?

Any opinion on this?

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-02-2005 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
Suppose you live in Ohio and you meet a dancer at a club.

What does that "dancer" really mean when she talks about going to Vegas for a week to make money?

Is the dancing there that much more profitable, or am I right in thinking that she wouldn't be going for the dancing?

Any opinion on this?

I was always traveling to dance somewhere..especially where the money is good.

If this chick is smoking hot..she might be going for dancing. Is she going with other girls?

Vegas is always sketchy since some do hit the conventions and hook. Hooking is illegal in vegas itself..so it's not as easy as one might think to roll up and start hooking where they please...if she is going outside vegas, she is probably going to hook.

Why not just ask them outright.

Audrey 12-02-2005 04:00 PM

they get a shitty job in a restaurant

latinasojourn 12-02-2005 04:08 PM

they become snaggle-toothed harley babes, or nudes-a-poppin amateurs.

either result ain't pretty.

Drake 12-02-2005 04:21 PM

Kinda makes you wonder how many of our moms were strippers in their day. Nobody knows, nobody knows...

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-02-2005 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

Why not just ask them outright.

I just didn't want to offend her.

She has on occassion mentioned dancers who she suspects might be engaging in sex for money (in the private dance rooms) at the local club. She says that the dancers aren't very good looking, but somehow they get a bunch of guys to buy expensive "private dances." She was implying that she suspects that something more than a dance was probably going on. I sort of took it as a way to guage my reaction to the idea. I don't know anything though. Your insight is great! Thank you!

boneprone 12-02-2005 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RogerV
Have you ever met an ex stripper with a real job LOL


Yep...

Most strippers are actually pretty smart potential business women..

Sure there are a lot of flaky druggies which sterotype the industry, but there are a lot of sharp ones as well..

A lot....

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-02-2005 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33
Kinda makes you wonder how many of our moms were strippers in their day. Nobody knows, nobody knows...


Check your mom's closet and also check under her mattress. I think she might have a few things hidden that might reveal her past. Also, ask your mom if she has any tattoos.

BradShaw 12-02-2005 04:26 PM

A new batch turn 18 every day. It is a renewable resource.

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-02-2005 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BradShaw
A new batch turn 18 every day. It is a renewable resource.


Are you in any way related to the Renewable Natural Resources Foundation? Sounds like you should be.

BlackCrayon 12-02-2005 04:55 PM

the stripper girls i knew seemed so nice but get some alcohol in them and it seems all the baggage comes flying out. i'll never forget the one party where one of the girls was going around asking guy after guy trying to find someone to fuck her in her ass.

emthree 12-02-2005 05:01 PM

They end up in extreme porn sucking horse dick for a dollar.
Either that or dead.

There's allways that 1% that makes it though :thumbsup

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-02-2005 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33
Kinda makes you wonder how many of our moms were strippers in their day. Nobody knows, nobody knows...

my kids know

Mpegmaster 12-02-2005 05:38 PM

I thought they are become RICH and famous like you :winkwink:

I am not sure.....i might be confusing you with someone else.....but weren't you a stripper for a while RogerV ??? You are a true pimp :D

and yep yep.....we all know......You are Nylz's daddy :winkwink:

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-02-2005 05:39 PM

Im going to make Roger give me a lapdance next time I see him

venus 12-02-2005 07:08 PM

stop thinking, it will just give you a headache :upsidedow

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Originally Posted by RogerV
do you ever wonder what happens to them since most are a little fucked up in the head.

Maybe its just me But I think about crazy shit like this


BradShaw 12-02-2005 07:29 PM

Most strippers are idiots and have no business or money management skills. After all, they are women!

I have spent my share of time at strip clubs, pretty burned out on them now though.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-02-2005 07:42 PM

most guys that go into strip clubs are idiots with no money managment skills...oh where does it stop.

huey 12-02-2005 07:58 PM

A lap dance is always better when the striper is crying.

MikeyFingaz 12-02-2005 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by huey
A lap dance is always better when the striper is crying.

haha, i used to play that song at the stripclub :1orglaugh

gdog 12-02-2005 09:31 PM

They find Jesus, join a church, marry a nice Christian and live happily ever after............................until they break down one day and tell their husband about their past and he leaves them.

RogerV 12-02-2005 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
roger, you are just trying to get in my granny panties :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Maybe you can teach me a few new things :winkwink: Experience goes a long way I bet you can do some wild things I have never felt :pimp

GregE 12-03-2005 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon
i'll never forget the one party where one of the girls was going around asking guy after guy trying to find someone to fuck her in her ass.

You mean she had to ask more than one?

She must not have have looked too good.

BlackCrayon 12-03-2005 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by GregE
You mean she had to ask more than one?

She must not have have looked too good.

she was pretty hot, 21, etc. most people just laughed, i doubt they took her seriously. it was tempting but the thought of how many other times has she done this stopped that, she did find a guy eventually though.

Kiwigirl 12-03-2005 12:05 PM

They cook fries at McDonalds, scan food at Supermarkets OR become one of those "special" people who greet you at the door at Walmart! LOL
Nah, I actually think they live amoung us, they dress down, get regular paying jobs and blend right in! :)

gangbangjoe 12-03-2005 12:06 PM

they become hookers

beemk 12-03-2005 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV
Have you ever met an ex stripper with a real job LOL

didnt you used to be a stripper?

JoeMeca 12-03-2005 06:37 PM

we need some pics!


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