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Old 12-01-2005, 03:44 PM   #1
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I piece of glass that has been in my hand for 2 months just popped out (pic)

Last night I was lying on my couch picking at a piece of glass that has been lodged in my hand since my drunken / hair brained break dancing session landed this useful appendage on a broken beer bottle on September 30th, 2005.


Low and behold, the fucker finally popped out?it was actually the coolest thing that?s happened in a while. Here?s a picture of my hand and the glass after it came out:


By now, I had pretty much accepted this foreign object as having assimilated itself as a part of my hand.

Man, I?m glad that shit is gone?
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Old 12-01-2005, 03:45 PM   #2
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Man I remember the night that happened... was wondering if you ever got it out
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Old 12-01-2005, 03:46 PM   #3
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WOW that is a bad photo. But I know the feeling. I had that happen to me once.
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Old 12-01-2005, 03:46 PM   #4
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Wow dude, why didn't you just get it removed?
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Old 12-01-2005, 03:47 PM   #5
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i still have a piece of glass under my nose/upper lip from when i was a kid.. 7 or 8..

Dont think thatll ever pop out ;)
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Old 12-01-2005, 03:49 PM   #6
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i still have a piece of glass under my nose/upper lip from when i was a kid.. 7 or 8..

Dont think thatll ever pop out ;)

WHy dont you get it removed. Same question to you Jay.
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Old 12-01-2005, 03:49 PM   #7
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Wow... It's like you hand popped out a baby... Make sure you put that fucker in a frame or something.

Congrats! ;x
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Old 12-01-2005, 03:51 PM   #8
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why didnt you seek getting it cut out ?
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Old 12-01-2005, 03:56 PM   #9
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Old 12-01-2005, 04:00 PM   #10
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WHy dont you get it removed. Same question to you Jay.
Going to the doctor is for pussies!
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Old 12-01-2005, 04:01 PM   #11
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Going to the doctor is for pussies!

amen amen
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Old 12-01-2005, 04:20 PM   #12
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Jay, thank god, i was so ready to kidnap your ass and just take you to see the doctor.....you lucked out on this one.......xo
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Old 12-01-2005, 04:28 PM   #13
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That must hurt like a bitch!
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Old 12-01-2005, 04:35 PM   #14
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is it a boy or a girl? what are you going to name it?
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Old 12-01-2005, 05:35 PM   #15
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Here is a picture of a woman and man who came out of my ass. They were stuck there after a McDonalds incident where I accidentally sat on them as they ate.

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Old 12-01-2005, 05:40 PM   #16
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damn, that hurts!
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:34 PM   #17
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damn that's infected.. that yellow thing in your hand is pus...
sucks for you man...
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:41 PM   #18
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That sucks man.. Be thankful nothing serious has happened..
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Old 12-03-2005, 09:52 PM   #19
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omg that really hurts..
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Old 12-03-2005, 09:55 PM   #20
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i guess i will tell you here....

one time on halloween about 20 years ago, i was breaking open glow sticks and that little piece of glass inside was spilling with tehe toxins all over the floor. I was barefoot. some of the glass lodged into my arch of my foot and was there for like 4 months....

one day it got painful and a few weeks later was infected, oozing greenish pus and hurt like a mofo. i sliced it open with a razo after soaking it in hot water for 30 minutes and sure enough pulled out a nice long chunk of glass.

it felt like heaven. Then end.
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Old 12-03-2005, 09:58 PM   #21
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I had something in my finger for about 4 years that hurt like hell. couple months ago i just took a razot and cut my finger open and it stopped hurting. not sure what it was but hey, no more pain.
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i guess i will tell you here....

one time on halloween about 20 years ago, i was breaking open glow sticks and that little piece of glass inside was spilling with tehe toxins all over the floor. I was barefoot. some of the glass lodged into my arch of my foot and was there for like 4 months....

one day it got painful and a few weeks later was infected, oozing greenish pus and hurt like a mofo. i sliced it open with a razo after soaking it in hot water for 30 minutes and sure enough pulled out a nice long chunk of glass.

it felt like heaven. Then end.
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Old 12-04-2005, 08:43 PM   #23
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oh my good thing the second pic was blurred. I don't wanna see that.
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Old 12-04-2005, 09:41 PM   #24
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has jerking off with that chunk of glass in your hand chewed up the side of your dick delicious or did you switch to lefty?
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Old 12-05-2005, 01:57 AM   #25
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that's fucked up man.
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Old 12-05-2005, 02:09 AM   #26
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glad you to see you can use your hand now.
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Old 12-05-2005, 03:36 AM   #27
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has jerking off with that chunk of glass in your hand chewed up the side of your dick delicious or did you switch to lefty?
Haha...I'll spare you the details, but I'll have to say, "Where there's a will, there's a way..."
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