Neighbor steals a Mercedes - GoFuckYourself.com

pimpshost · 03-25-2002, 08:06 PM

OK, this was to good not to post and tell everyone. So here is it....let me know what you think.

The neighbor next door has a kid who is 15 years old. The kid comes and asks me for advice once in a while...mostly when he gets in trouble, which he appears to be good at. BTW, his Dad is a dick and does not live with him anymore, which is why he comes to me when he royally fucks up.

So, the neighbor knocks on the door a few minutes ago with this, "O fuck, what did I just do look." He tells me that he just got pulled over and arrested then let go for driving a car without a license. So after some discussion, here is what he did. All I can say is he should just move to Mexico or something.

This 15 year old girl, just left for the Bahamas with her parents on a week cruise. She told my neighbors friend that they could use the house to party and they could drive the cars if they wanted. One key thing, my neighbor does not really know this girl very well, but his friend does.

So they partied it up at this girls house last night and they had so much fun that he decided to go back today and drink. The pounded a 40 Oz and then my neighbor decided he would go drive the car around. He takes their brand new Mercedes SUV out, runs into a mail box and then gets pulled over like 5 minutes later because someone called the cops about the mail box accident. The cop handcuffs him and after a bunch of BS from my neighbor lets him go with just an infraction for no license.

So basically, he broke into this chicks house, got a little tipsy, then stole the car, then crashed it into a mail box, then drove off like nothing happened, then got pulled over with no license, and then lied to the cop.

The people who own the Mercedes have no idea any of this happened and they'll find out in about 6 days. Meanwhile, the cars impounded for 30 days and the 15 year old next door is in a little trouble with his mom. Wait til everyone finds out what really happened.

Hope you all found this amusing. I know I did.

SixNine · 03-25-2002, 08:08 PM

That's funny!

SixNine

kmanrox · 03-25-2002, 08:09 PM

good to hear someone is having a shittier week than me! =-)

::knock on wood::

payrollpete · 03-25-2002, 08:09 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahhahahaha
someone is going to be grounded for life

kmanrox · 03-25-2002, 08:11 PM

and be glad they didnt steal your beamer....

who was the blonde chick outside your hosue today that you were talkin to? same neighbor or was it the other?

FADE19 · 03-25-2002, 08:37 PM

Damn pimpshost, that is the last time I come over to YOUR house for advice...I didn't know you where going to be a dick about it and post it for all the world to see....I make one little mistake

Jamie · 03-25-2002, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
and be glad they didnt steal your beamer....

Kman, it's called BIMMER
not beamer tool head..

Guess you don't own one..

Just phukin with ya, but seriously.. it's bimmer

[Labret] · 03-25-2002, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FADE19
Damn pimpshost, that is the last time I come over to YOUR house for advice...I didn't know you where going to be a dick about it and post it for all the world to see....I make one little mistake

You know how I know it wasnt you.

That kid can actually finish a 40oz.

pimpshost · 03-25-2002, 09:20 PM

I know one thing, Bimmer or Beemer, this kids not getting anywhere near my keys.

payrollpete · 03-25-2002, 09:23 PM

pimpshost,

ya wouldn't wana wreck yer kia

Jamie · 03-25-2002, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by payrollpete
pimpshost,

ya wouldn't wana wreck yer kia

Looked like a Geo to me,

bhutocracy · 03-25-2002, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamie

Kman, it's called BIMMER
not beamer tool head..

Guess you don't own one..

Just phukin with ya, but seriously.. it's bimmer

there are RULES for car name abbreviations?? fuck bimmer looks gay.. im all for phonetics.. beemer/beamer all they way

Jamie · 03-25-2002, 10:22 PM

I agree,
but if you want to know where the bimmer fanatics hang out.. bimmer.org not beemer or beamer..

You have to respect the "ultimate driving machine".. and if you don't then you need to drive one.

540
-Jamie

kmanrox · 03-25-2002, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamie

Kman, it's called BIMMER
not beamer tool head..

Guess you don't own one..

Just phukin with ya, but seriously.. it's bimmer

BEAMERS are the most god awful cars i've ever seen in my life, HELL NO I don't own one... the only thing a Beamer has is it was made in the correct country....

kmanrox · 03-25-2002, 10:26 PM

every doctor and 40k per year lawyer has a BEAMER, the 30k BEAMER looks exactly the same as the 75k BEAMER, just a little larger... how boring and style-less is that?

pimpshost · 03-25-2002, 10:26 PM

I have to admit, I like my rice rocket a little more than my beamer, even though the rice rocket is about 1/6 of the price. Got to say though, the beamer is great for not getting tickets.

payrollpete · 03-25-2002, 10:34 PM

kman is in love with his porsche

ahh yes, cleaning girls off the hood of your car because your porsche is so phat...those are the good ole' days! hehe

bhutocracy · 03-25-2002, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

BEAMERS are the most god awful cars i've ever seen in my life, HELL NO I don't own one... the only thing a Beamer has is it was made in the correct country....

beemers ROCK NADS!

but yeah i'd still pick a 911 over most anything in the range other than an M3

i want a little 330 ci.... all their shit is class.. but you CAN get a nice '89- 90 911 far cheaper

bhutocracy · 03-25-2002, 11:06 PM

hell i'd love a z3.. yeah EVEN a 1.9 litre one as long as it's silver -fuck you all! lol

Muff · 03-26-2002, 12:15 AM

Fuck that shit.

What kind of hillbilly cops are in San Diego.

Kids more than likely intoxicated, steals a car runs over a mailbox and the cop just lets him go.

That kid is lucky as hell.

payrollpete · 03-26-2002, 12:36 AM

you want an m5

now that is a car ;)

pimpshost · 03-26-2002, 01:40 AM

I told him he is lucky, but keep in mind, he lied to the cop. The people who are on vacation are coming back to a mercedes that is impounded for 30 days.

03-25-2002, 08:06 PM	#1
pimpshost Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,052	Neighbor steals a Mercedes OK, this was to good not to post and tell everyone. So here is it....let me know what you think. The neighbor next door has a kid who is 15 years old. The kid comes and asks me for advice once in a while...mostly when he gets in trouble, which he appears to be good at. BTW, his Dad is a dick and does not live with him anymore, which is why he comes to me when he royally fucks up. So, the neighbor knocks on the door a few minutes ago with this, "O fuck, what did I just do look." He tells me that he just got pulled over and arrested then let go for driving a car without a license. So after some discussion, here is what he did. All I can say is he should just move to Mexico or something. This 15 year old girl, just left for the Bahamas with her parents on a week cruise. She told my neighbors friend that they could use the house to party and they could drive the cars if they wanted. One key thing, my neighbor does not really know this girl very well, but his friend does. So they partied it up at this girls house last night and they had so much fun that he decided to go back today and drink. The pounded a 40 Oz and then my neighbor decided he would go drive the car around. He takes their brand new Mercedes SUV out, runs into a mail box and then gets pulled over like 5 minutes later because someone called the cops about the mail box accident. The cop handcuffs him and after a bunch of BS from my neighbor lets him go with just an infraction for no license. So basically, he broke into this chicks house, got a little tipsy, then stole the car, then crashed it into a mail box, then drove off like nothing happened, then got pulled over with no license, and then lied to the cop. The people who own the Mercedes have no idea any of this happened and they'll find out in about 6 days. Meanwhile, the cars impounded for 30 days and the 15 year old next door is in a little trouble with his mom. Wait til everyone finds out what really happened. Hope you all found this amusing. I know I did. __________________ Jason (Vegas King Condo) Cell 702-371-8941 Web LuxuryinLasVegas.com - High Rise Condos

03-25-2002, 08:09 PM	#3
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	good to hear someone is having a shittier week than me! =-) ::knock on wood:: __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

03-25-2002, 08:11 PM	#5
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	and be glad they didnt steal your beamer.... who was the blonde chick outside your hosue today that you were talkin to? same neighbor or was it the other? __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

03-25-2002, 09:20 PM	#9
pimpshost Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,052	I know one thing, Bimmer or Beemer, this kids not getting anywhere near my keys. __________________ Jason (Vegas King Condo) Cell 702-371-8941 Web LuxuryinLasVegas.com - High Rise Condos

03-25-2002, 10:26 PM	#15
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	every doctor and 40k per year lawyer has a BEAMER, the 30k BEAMER looks exactly the same as the 75k BEAMER, just a little larger... how boring and style-less is that? __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

03-25-2002, 08:08 PM	#2
SixNine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Sea Town Posts: 1,357	That's funny! SixNine

03-25-2002, 08:09 PM	#4
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahhahahaha someone is going to be grounded for life

03-25-2002, 08:37 PM	#6
FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	Damn pimpshost, that is the last time I come over to YOUR house for advice...I didn't know you where going to be a dick about it and post it for all the world to see....I make one little mistake

03-25-2002, 09:23 PM	#10
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	pimpshost, ya wouldn't wana wreck yer kia

03-25-2002, 10:22 PM	#13
Jamie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: CelebPay.com Posts: 2,517	I agree, but if you want to know where the bimmer fanatics hang out.. bimmer.org not beemer or beamer.. You have to respect the "ultimate driving machine".. and if you don't then you need to drive one. 540 -Jamie

03-25-2002, 10:34 PM	#17
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	kman is in love with his porsche ahh yes, cleaning girls off the hood of your car because your porsche is so phat...those are the good ole' days! hehe

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	hell i'd love a z3.. yeah EVEN a 1.9 litre one as long as it's silver -fuck you all! lol Last edited by bhutocracy; 03-25-2002 at 11:08 PM..

03-26-2002, 12:15 AM	#20
Muff Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,782	Fuck that shit. What kind of hillbilly cops are in San Diego. Kids more than likely intoxicated, steals a car runs over a mailbox and the cop just lets him go. That kid is lucky as hell.

03-26-2002, 12:36 AM	#21
payrollpete Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,527	you want an m5 now that is a car ;)

03-26-2002, 01:40 AM	#22
pimpshost Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,052	I told him he is lucky, but keep in mind, he lied to the cop. The people who are on vacation are coming back to a mercedes that is impounded for 30 days. __________________ Jason (Vegas King Condo) Cell 702-371-8941 Web LuxuryinLasVegas.com - High Rise Condos