Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 11-30-2005, 11:01 PM   #1
MuleScrote
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 4,601
One well used wife for sale...

Juicy is sending me a fleshlight...


I have no more use for the bitch.
MuleScrote is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2005, 11:06 PM   #2
Mike Okitch
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Posts: 4,126
Your fleshlight won't bring you a cold one during the game.

You should reconsider.
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
Mike Okitch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2005, 11:14 PM   #3
MuleScrote
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 4,601
Wife doesn't do that for me, so............
MuleScrote is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2005, 11:19 PM   #4
Mike Okitch
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Posts: 4,126
Quote:
Originally Posted by MuleScrote
Wife doesn't do that for me, so............
so why did you get married in the first place?
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
Mike Okitch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2005, 11:23 PM   #5
MuleScrote
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 4,601
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
so why did you get married in the first place?

Maybe if you read my original post...
MuleScrote is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2005, 11:24 PM   #6
fetishblog
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Your mom is my favorite pornstar!#%
Posts: 5,995
Fuck a fleshlight. Get a Real Doll.
__________________

Fling.com doesn't steal your traffic and sales unlike some other dating companies. I promote them, and so should you!
fetishblog is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2005, 11:24 PM   #7
Sosa
In Tushy Land
 
Sosa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
fleshlight this, fleshlight that lol
Sosa is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2005, 11:24 PM   #8
Mike Okitch
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Posts: 4,126
Quote:
Originally Posted by MuleScrote
Maybe if you read my original post...
Fair enough.

Pics?
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
Mike Okitch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2005, 11:27 PM   #9
MuleScrote
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 4,601
Quote:
Originally Posted by fetishblog
Fuck a fleshlight. Get a Real Doll.

Can't afford it...but I'd give one a go!
MuleScrote is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2005, 11:29 PM   #10
MuleScrote
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 4,601
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
Fair enough.

Pics?

















j/k...she's attractive, just don't have any good pics on the computer and "dirty" polaroids don't scan too well.
MuleScrote is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-01-2005, 12:03 AM   #11
Brent_Moe
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 646
...and you think someone's gonna buy her?
__________________
Brent_Moe is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-01-2005, 03:08 AM   #12
tristan_D
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 7,865
at some point fleshlight is better than the real thing.
tristan_D is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 12-01-2005, 03:09 AM   #13
DamageX
Marketing & Strategy
 
DamageX's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Former nomad
Posts: 14,293
Fuck, who's gonna cook and do the dishes for you now?
__________________
Whitehat is for chumps

If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!
DamageX is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.