Chio and I have big news for those of you who use servers to host your websites

**SplitInfinity** · 11-30-2005, 07:13 PM

Chio, hit me up on AIM: NJesterIII
or you Shorhorn!

**eroswebmaster** · 11-30-2005, 07:14 PM

securing sig spot in my flame retardant leisure suit.

**MaDalton** · 11-30-2005, 07:15 PM

that's good - server techs that fuck something up can be directly thrown overboards

**EdgeXXX** · 11-30-2005, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by Shoehorn!

for those of you who use servers to host your websites

As opposed to using a toaster to host them?

J/k

**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by EdgeXXX

As opposed to using a toaster to host them?

J/k

Exactly. I am targeting everyone.

**unocash** · 11-30-2005, 07:18 PM

wasnt there one of these oil rigs setup for hosting back in 2000?

**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by unocash

wasnt there one of these oil rigs setup for hosting back in 2000?

Possibly, but this is different.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 11-30-2005, 07:19 PM

You guys know Mr. Sparkle too?

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**Spunky** · 11-30-2005, 07:20 PM

Damn good idea ..

**EdgeXXX** · 11-30-2005, 07:20 PM

Sounds like a pretty good idea. Might have to talk to you about colocation once you're up and running.

**LiveDose** · 11-30-2005, 07:20 PM

Sounds interesting.

**tony286** · 11-30-2005, 07:21 PM

having your server offshore does nothing for 2257 unless you live on the oil rig also

**unocash** · 11-30-2005, 07:21 PM

it was offshore also, in international waters i believe. they targetted the online casinos for hosting with them.

**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

You guys know Mr. Sparkle too?

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Yes we do.

**sumphatpimp** · 11-30-2005, 07:25 PM

and just who is going to sit 83 miles off the coast of the Yucatan Peninsula and manintain them?
and what are your plans to get that poor bastard out of their when a hurricane hits?

**chadglni** · 11-30-2005, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by tony404

having your server offshore does nothing for 2257 unless you live on the oil rig also

Aww let em have their fun. This fact hasn't stopped thousands of other idiots from moving their servers offshore. Just look at the dude that they are trying to throw back in jail for porn now.

**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by sumphatpimp

and just who is going to sit 83 miles off the coast of the Yucatan Peninsula and manintain them?
and what are your plans to get that poor bastard out of their when a hurricane hits?

Automation. The Japanese have excellent robotics technologies.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 11-30-2005, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by Shoehorn!

Yes we do.

That rocks!!! Sparkle is a big guy in Japan. I used to binge on sushi in the Ginza and hang out all night at live sex shows in Shinjuku on his expense account.

Any way I can get in on this hot action? I speak half-ass Japanese.

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**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by chadglni

Aww let em have their fun. This fact hasn't stopped thousands of other idiots from moving their servers offshore. Just look at the dude that they are trying to throw back in jail for porn now.

People can live on oil rigs you know?

**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

That rocks!!! Sparkle is a big guy in Japan. I used to binge on sushi in the Ginza and hang out all night at live sex shows in Shinjuku on his expense account.

Any way I can get in on this hot action? I speak half-ass Japanese.

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Only if you can keep this thing under tight wrap.

**sumphatpimp** · 11-30-2005, 07:32 PM

dosen't amke any difference where your server is, they don't want to jail your server.
they want to jail your ass!
you saw what happened to that guy in Florida.

**BRISK** · 11-30-2005, 07:32 PM

I don't use servers to host my websites. I use the Internets.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 11-30-2005, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by Shoehorn!

Only if you can keep this thing under tight wrap.

Hai! Wakari-masu!!!

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**Kevsh** · 11-30-2005, 07:33 PM

How ironic Chio will have hosting on the open seasons
I assume he's in charge of security??

**chadglni** · 11-30-2005, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by Shoehorn!

People can live on oil rigs you know?

Oh, you're moving all the site owners to the oil rig. Awesome, I retract my statement.

**Brujah** · 11-30-2005, 07:35 PM

Save a bedroom on the rig for me please.

**sumphatpimp** · 11-30-2005, 07:36 PM

you guys remind me of the old pirate radio stations anchored offshore.
they went too.

**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:37 PM

Originally posted by chadglni

Oh, you're moving all the site owners to the oil rig. Awesome, I retract my statement.

Thanks.

**spacedog** · 11-30-2005, 07:38 PM

reserve your spot on my site(s)

**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by Brujah

Save a bedroom on the rig for me please.

Actually it will be a resort condominium type environment. Would you like to reserve a one bedroom or two bedroom condo?

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 11-30-2005, 07:39 PM

Can an abandoned oil rig get sovereign nation status?

If not, I have some Indian friends that I can hook you up with.

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**Brujah** · 11-30-2005, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by Shoehorn!

Actually it will be a resort condominium type environment. Would you like to reserve a one bedroom or two bedroom condo?

Can I marry my goat girlfriend ?

**Chio** · 11-30-2005, 07:41 PM

Shoehorn, and I are very excited by the prospects of our new company. I have just completed faxing the required paperwork to seal the deal on the Rig. It took a bit of negotiating to get it done, but it's a go!

Cheers Shoehorn! You worked really hard on this whole thing.

Fishbulbs.com will be ready with full ordering systems within a week or so. Here's an older photograph of the oil rig. Expect many more details within the coming days.

**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by Brujah

Can I marry my goat girlfriend ?

HAHA, absoloutely, and I am actually glad you mentioned that. We also hope to offer such interspecies weddings as that in the coming months.

**Cory W** · 11-30-2005, 07:42 PM

John and I may come down to Costa Rica. If we do, I would like for us to get together with you guys...if possible of course.

**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by Chio

Shoehorn, and I are very excited by the prospects of our new company. I have just completed faxing the required paperwork to seal the deal on the Rig. It took a bit of negotiating to get it done, but it's a go!

Cheers Shoehorn! You worked really hard on this whole thing.

Fishbulbs.com will be ready with full ordering systems within a week or so. Here's an older photograph of the oil rig. Expect many more details within the coming days.

Thanks man, but you worked just as hard.

It's good to see another picture of the old girl.

**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by WEG Cory

John and I may come down to Costa Rica. If we do, I would like for us to get together with you guys...if possible of course.

Definately.

**spacedog** · 11-30-2005, 07:44 PM

and how do you plan on getting lines to the rig?

**Hornydog4cooter** · 11-30-2005, 07:46 PM

Is this a joke?

Mr. Sparkle , oil rig

**uno** · 11-30-2005, 07:47 PM

I've heard many joyous happy most terrific excellent things about Matsumura Fishworks. I'm glad you guys managed to hook up.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 11-30-2005, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by spacedog

and how do you plan on getting lines to the rig?

Lines are for sheep...satellite baby...

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**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by spacedog

and how do you plan on getting lines to the rig?

There are already lines in place, we were told that over 15000 megabits of data was transferred each day from the rigs computers to the corporate headquarters in Japan. This thing is as high tech as Robocop.

**Hornydog4cooter** · 11-30-2005, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by uno

Fishworks..... managed to hook up.

you guys are killing me

**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by uno

I've heard many joyous happy most terrific excellent things about Matsumura Fishworks. I'm glad you guys managed to hook up.

Thanks man, they definately know how to wheel and deal.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 11-30-2005, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by Shoehorn!

There are already lines in place, we were told that over 15000 megabits of data was transferred each day from the rigs computers to the corporate headquarters in Japan. This thing is as high tech as Robocop.

Sheesh...I guess some of these guys have never heard of fibber optics.

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**Brujah** · 11-30-2005, 07:53 PM

I'm loving the idea. I can't wait to be part of this.

**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:54 PM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Sheesh...I guess some of these guys have never heard of fibber optics.

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I'll ask Marty whos the head of the tech department about all the tech stuff. He used to work for Transocean (NYSE: RIG) on a similar rig and knows all about it. I am really just the idea man.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 11-30-2005, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by Brujah

I'm loving the idea. I can't wait to be part of this.

This is the best idea since Kevin Costner's "Waterworld":

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**Shoehorn!** · 11-30-2005, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by Brujah

I'm loving the idea. I can't wait to be part of this.

I like your enthusiasm.

Chio and I have big news for those of you who use servers to host your websites

Chio and I have big news for those of you who use servers to host your websites

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