THE HIPPIE & THE NUN - GoFuckYourself.com

Sam Granger · 11-30-2005, 03:33 PM

>>A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to
>>her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to
>>God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
>>
>>The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell
>>you how to get to have sex with her!"
>>
>>"Yeah?", says the hippie.
>>
>>"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday
>>night
>>at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a
>>hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up
>>in
>>the cemetery claiming to be God."
>>
>>The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery as
>>suggested on the next Tuesday night.
>>
>>"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
>>"Have sex with me."
>>
>>The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to
>>anal
>>sex,as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and
>>promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and
>>throws back his hood with a flourish.
>>
>>"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
>>
>>"Ha-ha,"cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!

Sam Granger · 11-30-2005, 03:59 PM

Ahh come on guys, its funny

phonesex · 11-30-2005, 04:00 PM

hippie must have been blind.

kaori · 11-30-2005, 04:02 PM

heh, yeah.. heard it before...

polle45 · 11-30-2005, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Granger

Ahh come on guys, its funny

lil yes

Sam Granger · 11-30-2005, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polle45

lil yes

VirtuozzoSimon · 11-30-2005, 04:09 PM

oldies but goldies

Michaelious · 11-30-2005, 04:11 PM

pretty funny dude

Manowar · 11-30-2005, 04:14 PM

PixeLs · 11-30-2005, 07:46 PM

Owned Pervy of the day!

Brent_Moe · 12-01-2005, 01:59 AM

That pervy just found his match... LOL

je_rome · 12-01-2005, 04:00 AM

now that is the joke that made it for me. lol

Th!nk · 12-01-2005, 02:55 PM

amandaspost · 12-01-2005, 03:24 PM

tranza · 12-01-2005, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex

hippie must have been blind.

True, but still a good joke.

miss wild · 12-03-2005, 10:04 PM

pretty funny

tony286 · 12-03-2005, 10:32 PM

very funny good one

Jarmusch · 12-03-2005, 10:53 PM

pwn3d!

11-30-2005, 03:33 PM	#1
Sam Granger Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NL (Eindhoven), CZ(Prague), FR(Concarneau) Posts: 3,958	THE HIPPIE & THE NUN >>A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to >>her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to >>God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. >> >>The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell >>you how to get to have sex with her!" >> >>"Yeah?", says the hippie. >> >>"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday >>night >>at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a >>hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up >>in >>the cemetery claiming to be God." >> >>The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery as >>suggested on the next Tuesday night. >> >>"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. >>"Have sex with me." >> >>The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to >>anal >>sex,as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and >>promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and >>throws back his hood with a flourish. >> >>"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!" >> >>"Ha-ha,"cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!

11-30-2005, 04:00 PM	#3
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Sam Granger Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NL (Eindhoven), CZ(Prague), FR(Concarneau) Posts: 3,958	Ahh come on guys, its funny

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