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MrJackMeHoff 11-29-2005 11:15 PM

Your always whining about money

RonUSMC 11-29-2005 11:15 PM

Juicy, next time invite me... Ill pick up the tab. I dont give a shit.

GTS Mark 11-29-2005 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars
I thought everything was free when we went to shows. You mean we gotta pay ?

Seriously the reason this happens is ever thing is sponsored now days. You go to a show and you can eat drink and even get your hotel air fare and badges sponosred.

I am sorry this happened to you like this.

LOL! I entirely blame Cams.com/AFF.com for this industry being in the current state of affairs.

You spoiled the shit out of everyone!

Lars stop spending money on parties and dinners and buy that damn SL500!

Love,
DH

GTS Mark 11-29-2005 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff
Your always whining about money

Who Moi?

DH

GTS Mark 11-29-2005 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Paul
You should not have to ask someone to pay their bill... they should ask you what the owe... if something is sponsored great, if not the bring your cash...

DH hope to see you out Sat. Paint ball was a great night to bad more people didnt show... Could have used a few more targets to shot at. :)

Paul, I'm sorry I didn't get to shoot you more in the ass like I did Dave. Next time the entire GTS crew will be in attendance and we will beat you Platinumbucks guys down like a redheaded stepson!

Love,
DH

Martin 11-29-2005 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDER
LOL! Your brother can come over and watch PPV porn anytime he wants buddy, you and me are Familia :)

DH


nice nice.. LOL never gonna let him live that down eh :1orglaugh

Martin 11-29-2005 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Paul
You should not have to ask someone to pay their bill... they should ask you what the owe... if something is sponsored great, if not the bring your cash...

DH hope to see you out Sat. Paint ball was a great night to bad more people didnt show... Could have used a few more targets to shot at. :)


Yeah I was going to go to that but threw my back out playing hockey that morning... No way I'd be able to dodge paint balls..

Lensman 11-29-2005 11:38 PM

DH is right, but it's even deeper. Webmasters expect things for free. The reason there aren't more parties in the biz is that webmasters expect free cocktails all night long. I don't think I can count 20 current companies that have supplied open bar for a large group. And when you do it, do they reward you with traffic?

uno 11-29-2005 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly
I'll never stiff you again. Next time just push me into the pool and I'll learn my lesson.

I would totally dive in to save your sexy ass.

xNetworx 11-30-2005 12:05 AM

I have a nickname for people who don't reach for the bill when it comes... I call them "Alligator Arms". I also hate it when people suddenly have to take a ten minute shit during the time the bill is likely to arrive.

JFK 11-30-2005 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDER
Because they walked out, the first cheque came to Magnus and as he took his wallet out to pay they all got up and left.

They figured he was a rich mofo and would just pick up the entire tab.

DH

I was there and we ended up paying more than our share to make sure the whole bill was covered :2 cents:

RogerV 11-30-2005 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Lensman
DH is right, but it's even deeper. Webmasters expect things for free. The reason there aren't more parties in the biz is that webmasters expect free cocktails all night long. I don't think I can count 20 current companies that have supplied open bar for a large group. And when you do it, do they reward you with traffic?


Totally true thats why I like our private parties :winkwink:
You are living the life now my friend. showing up with like 5 girls :pimp

BTW thanks for getting my girls into the playboy mansion not sure if you got my email


and thanks to sleazy for the playboy mansion ticket :thumbsup

SleazyDream 11-30-2005 12:28 AM

hey dh - can i buy you dinner - you look sexy and i hear you're easy

Gunni 11-30-2005 12:30 AM

I am amazed by this thread!
People actually get up and walk out before getting their bill?
Fucking hell...

Odie 11-30-2005 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDER
Honest answer because I will end up paying...

No offence to you at all Odie, you know how much I love ya but that is the reality. In LA a couple of weeks back, Magnus went out to dinner with a couple of our buddies from COHF and word quickly got around for anyone that wasn't attending a sponsored dinner that there were a few people having dinner in the hotel restaurant.

Anyways this dinner was very clearly a "non-sponsored dinner" from the getgo. But a whole pile of people ended up showing up..

Well inevitably the cheque showed up and everyone bolted like the cheap fucks that they were. Magnus, Joel from Gamma and a few other people got stuck with the bill.

This situation has happened to me personally so many times I care not to remember. Hence the reason I won't go to a dinner that will inevitably turn into a clusterfuck with people either forgetting their wallets or expecting me, Sleazydream or Platinum Dave to pay LOL!

Anyways I don't want to talk down or discourage a webmaster dinner it's just that if it's going down please make sure you bring your wallet and don't be a cheap fuck when the bill shows up.

We remember cheap asses ;)

DH

I totally understand where you are coming from as I for some reason am the asshole at the end of the dinner that has to go around and collect money from everyone. Since I am the one that does the organizing, I feel responsible for the bill even tho I am NOT the sponsor in any way but just the organizer! Thank gawd I'm good at extorting money from ppl! :winkwink:

You WILL be at the party on Sat night tho right?? I gota booth with your company name on it! :)

GTS Mark 11-30-2005 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn
I have a nickname for people who don't reach for the bill when it comes... I call them "Alligator Arms". I also hate it when people suddenly have to take a ten minute shit during the time the bill is likely to arrive.

Alligator arms! LOL!

I love it!

DH

sixxxthsense 11-30-2005 12:37 AM

i have freinds that do that to me @ stripclubs! and yeah they are my cheap ass fucking frineds... now I've learned who to go out with and who to buy a drink/dinner and who not to.

when people know you make the big bucks they expect to just pay for everything. I don't know what they think, that you will be there for them for the rest of their lives paying for their shit?

I can't belive people pay for their flight hotel and shit and then just take off on a dinner bill... wtf? :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 11-30-2005 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Gunni
I am amazed by this thread!
People actually get up and walk out before getting their bill?
Fucking hell...

dude - i ended up at a last min thing once - not to say where or when or who was there but it was industry - the bill came - $2200 - I said ok, i'll pay it. some friends - good ones, not rich but good ones said - no way - everyone chips in - they chipped in their share - probally more - but the total i got in cash when I counted it was $550. I paid the rest - that was the worst - NO ONE KNEW i plaid that - didn't even get the credit of sponsering the fucking thing - I just got stuck with the fucking BILL

sandman! 11-30-2005 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
dude - i ended up at a last min thing once - not to say where or when or who was there but it was industry - the bill came - $2200 - I said ok, i'll pay it. some friends - good ones, not rich but good ones said - no way - everyone chips in - they chipped in their share - probally more - but the total i got in cash when I counted it was $550. I paid the rest - that was the worst - NO ONE KNEW i plaid that - didn't even get the credit of sponsering the fucking thing - I just got stuck with the fucking BILL


that sucks ass i would be pissed as hell

Odie 11-30-2005 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDER
Odie should'nt have to go knocking on doors to get people to pay for their own bills. She is kind enough to go out of her way to setup these great dinners and ask nothing in return but a thank you as you leave.

She's a saint in this business :)

DH


awww thanks Mark!!! I love setting things up for ppl to get together!! I just gotta learn to get those fockers to start sending traffic my way after they converge on one of "my dinners" :winkwink: :thumbsup

woj 11-30-2005 12:39 AM

100.........

sixxxthsense 11-30-2005 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by woj
100.........

i just wanted to see if it was you :Oh crap

GTS Mark 11-30-2005 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
dude - i ended up at a last min thing once - not to say where or when or who was there but it was industry - the bill came - $2200 - I said ok, i'll pay it. some friends - good ones, not rich but good ones said - no way - everyone chips in - they chipped in their share - probally more - but the total i got in cash when I counted it was $550. I paid the rest - that was the worst - NO ONE KNEW i plaid that - didn't even get the credit of sponsering the fucking thing - I just got stuck with the fucking BILL

I have never had Steak AND Lobster together.

Thanks Scott! LOL!

Love,
DH

bdld 11-30-2005 12:40 AM

what a bunch of cheap ass bastards.

GTS Mark 11-30-2005 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Odie
awww thanks Mark!!! I love setting things up for ppl to get together!! I just gotta learn to get those fockers to start sending traffic my way after they converge on one of "my dinners" :winkwink: :thumbsup

What you have to do is grab everyone's credit card on the way in the door just in case LOL! ;)

DH

Biggy2 11-30-2005 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Lensman
DH is right, but it's even deeper. Webmasters expect things for free. The reason there aren't more parties in the biz is that webmasters expect free cocktails all night long. I don't think I can count 20 current companies that have supplied open bar for a large group. And when you do it, do they reward you with traffic?

I remember Miami, 2 years ago when Giga threw that party at I think it was Mansion. I couldn't believe how many people were complaining about how they actually had to pay for drinks at the club, and that drinks were $10-$12. I'm thinking.. 'welcome to the real word, where you have to pay for alcohol." Back then it showed the mindset how everyone thinks everything is free and comes easy.

I'm surprised you didn't make Magnus wash dishes.


TINSTAAFL

Eric 11-30-2005 01:05 AM

This is the sad state of affairs that this side of the industry has come to. A couple years back we did both Internext and AEE in Vegas. I was pleasantly surprised to see how the video side of things handles these type of situations. There are dinners every night. But if you are not the elite of the elite you are blown off and they really don't give a shit.

I see it at every show that exists now days though. I hear people talking about going to this dinner or that dinner, and I laugh cause I know some of them don't do a lick of business with the sponsor or organizer of that dinner, and they are just going for the free food and drinks.

This was actually a large concern of mine when Odie asked if she should set up a dinner for Friday night.

I have come up with the idea that whoever comes to dinner on Friday night will be well aware that it is not a sponsored dinner and they are responsible for their own bill. If anyone decides to skip out or leave someone else with the bill they will NOT get into the party on Sat night. I will have no problem yanking their name off the list for Sat night.

Harsh? Maybe... But then again so is freeloading.

SleazyDream 11-30-2005 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
This is the sad state of affairs that this side of the industry has come to. A couple years back we did both Internext and AEE in Vegas. I was pleasantly surprised to see how the video side of things handles these type of situations. There are dinners every night. But if you are not the elite of the elite you are blown off and they really don't give a shit.

I see it at every show that exists now days though. I hear people talking about going to this dinner or that dinner, and I laugh cause I know some of them don't do a lick of business with the sponsor or organizer of that dinner, and they are just going for the free food and drinks.

This was actually a large concern of mine when Odie asked if she should set up a dinner for Friday night.

I have come up with the idea that whoever comes to dinner on Friday night will be well aware that it is not a sponsored dinner and they are responsible for their own bill. If anyone decides to skip out or leave someone else with the bill they will NOT get into the party on Sat night. I will have no problem yanking their name off the list for Sat night.

Harsh? Maybe... But then again so is freeloading.


i LIKE harsh - good idea - but you should also bann them from gfy too

JFK 11-30-2005 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
This is the sad state of affairs that this side of the industry has come to. A couple years back we did both Internext and AEE in Vegas. I was pleasantly surprised to see how the video side of things handles these type of situations. There are dinners every night. But if you are not the elite of the elite you are blown off and they really don't give a shit.

I see it at every show that exists now days though. I hear people talking about going to this dinner or that dinner, and I laugh cause I know some of them don't do a lick of business with the sponsor or organizer of that dinner, and they are just going for the free food and drinks.

This was actually a large concern of mine when Odie asked if she should set up a dinner for Friday night.

I have come up with the idea that whoever comes to dinner on Friday night will be well aware that it is not a sponsored dinner and they are responsible for their own bill. If anyone decides to skip out or leave someone else with the bill they will NOT get into the party on Sat night. I will have no problem yanking their name off the list for Sat night.

Harsh? Maybe... But then again so is freeloading.


Nice Move Eric :thumbsup

Eric 11-30-2005 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
i LIKE harsh - good idea - but you should also bann them from gfy too

We could go that far. We will have to see how much they decide to pay to get into the party and if that makes up for their bill Friday night

Eric 11-30-2005 01:14 AM

The real trick here is that it isn't even so much the food as it is the drinks. I mean I have seen people order shot after shot after shot or even tons of them for several people knowing they are not paying the bill.

GTS Mark 11-30-2005 01:16 AM

I'd like to thanks PLAYBOY/ADULT.COM for stepping up to bat and sponsoring the webmaster dinner upcoming at the Sushi Place. When times were tough I knew you guys would come thru!!!!

Open menu and open bar guys! Woohoo!

Wow Eric you and Joe are a bunch of great guys! We sure do appreciate it! LMFAO!!!

DH

Eric 11-30-2005 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDER
I'd like to thanks PLAYBOY/ADULT.COM for stepping up to bat and sponsoring the webmaster dinner upcoming at the Sushi Place. When times were tough I knew you guys would come thru!!!!

Open menu and open bar guys! Woohoo!

Wow Eric you and Joe are a bunch of great guys! We sure do appreciate it! LMFAO!!!

DH

I always knew that money you made from pimping the Mansion party would pay us back. Thank you DH for Letting us be the sponsors and paying the bill. Talk about a class act!

JFK 11-30-2005 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
I always knew that money you made from pimping the Mansion party would pay us back. Thank you DH for Letting us be the sponsors and paying the bill. Talk about a class act!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

RonUSMC 11-30-2005 02:23 AM

Ok, so nothing but ass kissing now... Ill move on.

JFK 11-30-2005 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by RonUSMC
Ok, so nothing but ass kissing now... Ill move on.

no stand in line, I know you want to sneak up to the front :1orglaugh

kaori 11-30-2005 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni
Give him a break, we're too nice for that in Canada.

not here in Quebec :)
It's standard for waiter/esses to ask if you want seperate cheques!

Toolz 11-30-2005 07:37 AM

LOL this thread is great on so many levels.

Hey WG remember the Rainbow Room in LA couple years back with Grim Shawn, what I thought was ironic was the amount of booze this fucker ordered and clearly wasn't paying for. Timbo picked that up that night however that shit wasn't sponsored just someone sticking the bill, don't get me wrong WG you're welcome to drink on my tab anytime it's the idiots that show up I hardly know, order 20 shots of Jaeger and try and pull that shit.

NEVER get a tab at a strip club, I think this goes without saying, no matter who I'm with we always pay by the round at Cheetah's etc, alternate rounds etc because at $80-100 a round for 6-8 people that'd be one massive tab.

Peaches 11-30-2005 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Toolz
it's the idiots that show up I hardly know, order 20 shots of Jaeger and try and pull that shit.

Sorry, I was just trying to get wasted so someone would take advantage of me :Oh crap

High Quality 11-30-2005 07:53 AM

Damn that is some fucked up shit right there.


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