the problem with the people in toronto is..... - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 12-04-2005, 11:36 PM

fucking assholes in toronto - all of you.

I get there - and someone buys me a fucking apartment to stay in - 2 bedroom cause I have my traffic manager with me and i absoulty need to be in the bedroom beside here snoring away keeping her up all night.

then i can't even buy myself dinner - these two smucks from outside the toronto area buy my grub and my wine. and to top that off they both got pissed when I grabbed their girls asses. ok, well one asked me to trade my traffic manager for his girl for the night......and get this, One fucking smuck won't even let me leave without stuffing an expensive cigar in my jacket to take home.

So then i decide to hide out with a friend who lives downtown for the afternoon the next day - to keep the wolves away- and i get dragged to this strip club where the fucking women almost rape me. I didnt think the things they did were legal - apparently some weren't - and the stripper won't take my money but wants my phone # - WHAT THE FUCK am I gona do with a stripper's phone # from toronto? These local women are stupid. I throw that # out.

so later that night I goto the Gfy party - hoping to network but low and behold there are people there that want to party. I'm here with my checkbook ready to do serious business but everyone's drinking away - yacking and smoozing and not there to do what they are supposed to.

how the fuck do any of you get anything done in toronto? Beyond me.

J-$ · 12-05-2005, 12:41 AM

That's awful. I feel your pain, bra.

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Mpegmaster · 12-05-2005, 01:26 AM

Lollllll

Odie Odieeeeeee

JFK · 12-05-2005, 01:38 AM

Well I hope you were "done" at least

AaronM · 12-05-2005, 01:42 AM

WTF?

The nerve of some people's children.

Sorry that you had to deal with all that shit, Sleazy. I understand your pain as I too have experienced similar things because of many Canadians.

Bastards, the lot of em.

Elli · 12-05-2005, 01:44 AM

Sure glad I didn't waste my time there. What a crew.

;)

ARS Bryan · 12-05-2005, 02:16 AM

I heard women in Toronto are as cold as ice

SleazyDream · 12-05-2005, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

WTF?

The nerve of some people's children.

Sorry that you had to deal with all that shit, Sleazy. I understand your pain as I too have experienced similar things because of many Canadians.

Bastards, the lot of em.

no kidding - and the bouncers almost threw me out of two clubs as well for looking too stylish

jonesy · 12-05-2005, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

these two smucks
One fucking smuck .

its shmuck, not smuck, ya shmuck.

dissipate · 12-05-2005, 12:25 PM

my bleeding heart goes out to you

Kimmykim · 12-05-2005, 12:33 PM

The usual Canadian hijinks I see. ;)

TurboAngel · 12-05-2005, 12:36 PM

Well come on down to NC, we're nice down here in the south.

lesbodojo · 12-05-2005, 03:02 PM

Just run them over in your new truck.

CDSmith · 12-05-2005, 03:09 PM

This is a fucking outrage!

I may have to go to TO and issue a few people a strongly worded dressing-down.

Manowar · 12-05-2005, 03:26 PM

sounds TERRIBLE.

ElvisManson · 12-05-2005, 03:29 PM

I only took you to the strip club cause I was hoping you'd get shot.

tony286 · 12-05-2005, 03:30 PM

I heard Toronto has the best chinese food.

pornguy · 12-05-2005, 03:33 PM

" smucks "????

WTF?? I think that you meanm schmuck. unless they work for the jelly company, then it may be smucks.

Lance69 · 12-05-2005, 06:30 PM

I definitely have to suck on the business end of a 9MM after that one.

sniperwolf · 12-05-2005, 08:19 PM

that's really sad to hear man...

tristan_D · 12-06-2005, 05:13 PM

you got punk'd...toronto style.

12-04-2005, 11:36 PM	#1
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	the problem with the people in toronto is..... fucking assholes in toronto - all of you. I get there - and someone buys me a fucking apartment to stay in - 2 bedroom cause I have my traffic manager with me and i absoulty need to be in the bedroom beside here snoring away keeping her up all night. then i can't even buy myself dinner - these two smucks from outside the toronto area buy my grub and my wine. and to top that off they both got pissed when I grabbed their girls asses. ok, well one asked me to trade my traffic manager for his girl for the night......and get this, One fucking smuck won't even let me leave without stuffing an expensive cigar in my jacket to take home. So then i decide to hide out with a friend who lives downtown for the afternoon the next day - to keep the wolves away- and i get dragged to this strip club where the fucking women almost rape me. I didnt think the things they did were legal - apparently some weren't - and the stripper won't take my money but wants my phone # - WHAT THE FUCK am I gona do with a stripper's phone # from toronto? These local women are stupid. I throw that # out. so later that night I goto the Gfy party - hoping to network but low and behold there are people there that want to party. I'm here with my checkbook ready to do serious business but everyone's drinking away - yacking and smoozing and not there to do what they are supposed to. how the fuck do any of you get anything done in toronto? Beyond me. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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