50 Comments by Blondes During Sex - GoFuckYourself.com

daxmonster · 11-28-2005, 01:12 PM

1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (In the back seat of a car) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today.
12. (In the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good- looking when I'm sober...
21. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will you!
24. You look younger than you feel..
25. Got any penicillin?.
27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29. Iwantababy!
30. So much for the fulfilment of sexual fantasies!
31. (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34. I think you have it on backwards.
35. When is this supposed to feel good?
36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37. You're good enough to do this for a living!
38. Is that blood on the headboard?
39. Did I remember to take my pill?
40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
41. I wish we got the Playboy channel...
42. That leak better be from the waterbed!
43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.
45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.
47. No, really... I do this part better myself!
48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
49. This would be more fun with a few more people.
50. You're almost as good as my ex!

DirtyRider · 11-28-2005, 01:44 PM

haha boner killer

45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?

2HousePlague · 11-28-2005, 01:45 PM

I thought they just giggled during sex --

2hp

Young · 11-28-2005, 01:46 PM

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......the worlds most unfunniest man must have written that.

Maxy · 11-28-2005, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......the worlds most unfunniest man must have written that.

Indeed

PixeLs · 11-28-2005, 11:50 PM

I prefer hearing only their moans instead.

3M TA3 · 11-28-2005, 11:55 PM

they can form sentenses? since when did this start happening?

Gabriel · 11-28-2005, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......the worlds most unfunniest man must have written that.

I concur.

Bluewire Ross · 11-28-2005, 11:55 PM

blonde and dumb!

Downtime · 11-29-2005, 12:09 AM

haha great list, i'm savin this and postin it on CDT

tony286 · 11-29-2005, 12:10 AM

very funny stuff

CybermedAndy · 11-29-2005, 12:13 AM

Easily the least funny thing I have read today

And I read Cnn

miss wild · 11-29-2005, 04:01 AM

that's a great list...lol

Brent_Moe · 11-29-2005, 04:08 AM

Oh my, I can't even undestand some of them.

Paul Markham · 11-29-2005, 04:21 AM

That's another 10 minutes of my life wasted.

knoxville · 11-29-2005, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross

blonde and dumb!

like what you've said.

woj · 11-29-2005, 04:40 AM

I'm having trouble finding even 1 funny line in there :-/

reynold · 11-29-2005, 05:43 AM

woj, don't waste your time coz there are no funny lines in there.

11-28-2005, 01:12 PM	#1
daxmonster Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 108	50 Comments by Blondes During Sex 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In the back seat of a car) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today. 12. (In the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good- looking when I'm sober... 21. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 22. Do you get any premium movie channels? 23. Try not to smear my make-up, will you! 24. You look younger than you feel.. 25. Got any penicillin?. 27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! 28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 29. Iwantababy! 30. So much for the fulfilment of sexual fantasies! 31. (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? 32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth... 33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 34. I think you have it on backwards. 35. When is this supposed to feel good? 36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! 37. You're good enough to do this for a living! 38. Is that blood on the headboard? 39. Did I remember to take my pill? 40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 41. I wish we got the Playboy channel... 42. That leak better be from the waterbed! 43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! 44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow. 45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance. 47. No, really... I do this part better myself! 48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate! 49. This would be more fun with a few more people. 50. You're almost as good as my ex! __________________

11-28-2005, 01:44 PM	#2
DirtyRider Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 819	haha boner killer 45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? __________________ hello

11-28-2005, 01:45 PM	#3
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	I thought they just giggled during sex -- 2hp __________________ tada!

11-28-2005, 01:46 PM	#4
Young Bland for life Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,468	uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......the worlds most unfunniest man must have written that. __________________ ★★★

11-28-2005, 11:50 PM	#6
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11-28-2005, 11:55 PM	#7
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11-28-2005, 11:55 PM	#9
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11-29-2005, 12:09 AM	#10
Downtime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: America. Posts: 7,320	haha great list, i'm savin this and postin it on CDT __________________ #27024067

11-29-2005, 12:10 AM	#11
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	very funny stuff

11-29-2005, 12:13 AM	#12
CybermedAndy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,170	Easily the least funny thing I have read today And I read Cnn __________________ Add some upsell items to your pages here!

11-29-2005, 04:01 AM	#13
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11-29-2005, 04:08 AM	#14
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11-29-2005, 04:21 AM	#15
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11-29-2005, 04:40 AM	#17
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	I'm having trouble finding even 1 funny line in there :-/ __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

11-29-2005, 05:43 AM	#18
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	woj, don't waste your time coz there are no funny lines in there.