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Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 11-29-2005, 06:20 AM

just received this email, wtf, there is no link to a website oranything, strange.

DEAREST,
My name is David Warren, Australian national I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal cancer. It has
defied all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to
medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even
myself) but my business.

Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my
business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more
to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a
second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now
that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and
extended family members as well as a few close friends.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity
organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed
money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one
of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and
Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.
The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Twenty Eight Million dollars
($28,000,000.00) that I have with a finance House abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit
and dispatch it to charity organizations.

N/B: KINDLY NOTE THAT 20% of this fund must go to the tsunami victims and another 10% for your
effort and time. Please if you are willing only reply to my private email address :

chadglni · 11-29-2005, 06:23 AM

Thank you for riding "The Internet", we hope you enjoyed it. Now please exit to the left.

nofx · 11-29-2005, 06:23 AM

reply telling them that you're glad they got cancer and that you hope they hurry up and die soon.

Violetta · 11-29-2005, 06:33 AM

Got plenty of those mails...

grumpy · 11-29-2005, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

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11-29-2005, 06:20 AM	#1
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	wtf - strange email just received this email, wtf, there is no link to a website oranything, strange. DEAREST, My name is David Warren, Australian national I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal cancer. It has defied all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends. I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Twenty Eight Million dollars ($28,000,000.00) that I have with a finance House abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations. N/B: KINDLY NOTE THAT 20% of this fund must go to the tsunami victims and another 10% for your effort and time. Please if you are willing only reply to my private email address :

11-29-2005, 06:23 AM	#3
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	reply telling them that you're glad they got cancer and that you hope they hurry up and die soon. __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

11-29-2005, 06:33 AM	#4
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	Got plenty of those mails... __________________ M&A Queen

11-29-2005, 06:23 AM	#2
chadglni Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: PEI, Canada Posts: 6,924	Thank you for riding "The Internet", we hope you enjoyed it. Now please exit to the left.